hii baby

🫦

WELL HELLO

*sends pic to show how hot and perfect i am to be urs*

ruin my life pls and respectfully

ngl i'm so close to jumping in my car and coming cause why you be going to work so fine

who you dressing up for?

too fine for no reason

tone it down a lil pls

MA'AM

SHOW THE ANGLES RIGHT PLS

YOURE SO FUCKIJG PRETTY I WANT TO JUMONIN FRONT OF A CAR

HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF BILLIE

NO HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF

I SWEAR WE THE FINEST COUPLE FR

DO YOU NOT SEE HOW FUCKING FINE YOU ARE

I LITERALLY SCREAMED INTO THE PILLOW

ARE YOU A SEA LION? CAUSE I SEA YOU LION IN MY BED

*OUR

WE GONNA MAKE MORE BABIES

IMMA MARRY YOU DEADASS

what if i say no

IM NOT LISTENING

IM GOING TO BE DELUSIONAL

IM SO GAY

LET ME GIVE YOU A LIL KISS

[one attachment]

PLS STOP

IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK AALIYAH

i'm abt to send something

are you around people

not anymore

just kicked them out my office

what you abt to send?

you ready?

yes aaliyah

are you sure

YES IM SURE

ARE YOU POSITIVE

LAST WARNING

YES IM SUPER SURE

BEFORE I SEND IT

JUST KNOW

IM NOT COMING TO HELP YOUR DICK

WHAT?!?

ARE YOU SENDING ME A SEX VIDEO PF YOURSELF

NO😀

OH

OK

IM READY

ALRIGHT

HERE WE GO

read 2:37pm

you alrightt?

I STOPPED BREATHING FOR A MIN OR TWO

OMFG JWJQIWHWHEHE

AALIWYWHHWJWHW

I CANT AALIYAH. WHY ARENTOH DKWJWI SO FINE

BDUH I CANT EVEN TYPE

IMMY HANDS HSKAING AND ALL

DAMN you can't spell

HOLY FUCK

I LOVE WOMEN

(more specifically,you)

GOODDAMN

INNEEDAMIN

u alright?

HELLNO

WYM

YOU ALMOST KILLED ME

IM STILL TRYING TO RECOVER

that's not even 1% of my camera roll tbh

SEND ME ALL RN.

i'm finna make the first picture you sent my lock and that one my home

i'm finna leave

didn't i tell your ass to stay at work

idc

billie if you come back home you gonna be disappointed cause first off that picture is old and i'm a pregnant woman who's pretty tired rn

i'll do all the work

mmm

alright

BET

finna leave now

get condoms btw

for what?

i don't want my child to be getting cum on it's head billie

baby....

now even i know the baby not gonna get that on it...

you don't know shit

you do realize you don't have a small dick right

oh baby i know that for sure😏

the emoji takes me out

what? this emoji 😏😏😏

yeah you like that😏😏😏

BILLIE STAWP LFMWKWKKE

i got that big dick😏

dick bigger than finneas future 😏

GASPS

DONT DO MY BROTHER IN LAW

dick bigger than your forehead 😏

nah nothing can be bigger than that ginormous rock

alright now ntm on my forehead

cause you know your bangs cover that big ass ten head of yours

see just cause you said that i'm not coming anymore

that's on you

cause you the one who wanted some of my pussy not the other way around

stop playing you know you want billie jr

maybe

maybe not

let me see a pic of ur pussy lips spread

why are you like this

why not?

i wanna cuddle with you tbh

you're so soft and warm and comfortable

😭

i'm so in love this is crazy

i'm so in love with you billie🫶🏽😭

i'll cuddle with you

just stay at work

you got a lot of shit to do

i miss you at work though💔

it sucks that you can't work because since you're already at risk of losing the baby you could lose it even more at a risk

once i have the baby and everything i'll be back at work billie and you won't have to be lonely

i painted you something btw

oh really? what did you paint?

you'll see when you get home

finneas pov

"finneas. what the hell do you mean by you lost the fucking ring?" billie yells over the phone

"listen,i'm so sorry. i don't know where it went. i put it in one spot and it's gone and i don't know who or what took it. maybe peaches found it and ate it?"

"peaches doesn't fucking know how to open a fucking drawer finneas. make it make sense you're sounding dumb as hell right now!" she yells

"you're dumb" i mumble to myself

"listen maybe someone broke in" i suggest

"yeah no shit how else did the ring go fucking missing! do you know how much money i spent on that?"

"oh please! you have PLENTY of money! it was not even one percent of what's in your bank account!"

"it's still wasted money you fucking bozo! i spent nearly two million on the fucking ring!" she rants

"billie you're literally a billionaire i'm pretty sure you're fine" i roll my eyes

"you had ONE fucking job dude. it's whatever i'm going to find her another ring" she scoff before hanging up

why is she acting like it's my fault someone stole the ring?

i look over at claudia that's standing at the doorway.

"how did she take it?" she asks

"she's pissed" i state

"you should probably check to see if the ring you have for me is still here. make sure the stealer didn't get it. i promise i won't sneak around watching where it is" she smiles before elevating out the room

i don't trust claudia sneaky self. i close the door before going to the spot where i hid her ring.

i felt around not feeling it and i groan in disappointment. her ring isn't here either. so this was most definitely a robbery.

then how did they find where the rings were?

suddenly the door opens revealing claudia with a smile on her face. "found it?" she asks

"they took it also" i say

her smile fades before saying "shit. i got to make sure they didn't take my cook book" and running downstairs .

a/n: 🤭

so like the real question is who stole the rings? was it a random person or someone they know?

so i was getting my hair done and i accidentally opened a message where this guy sent me a dick pic because i cussed him out and i haven't answered him and left his message unread. i forgot about that situation so i opened the message and the dick pic shows up. 😨