"billie pleasee i'm hungry" i whine

i'm currently talking to billie on the phone. she's at work while i'm home bored and hungry. i mean technically she said call if i need her and i need her to bring me some food.

"why don't you just order yourself some food?" she asks

"because i want my girlfriend to bring me some" i say

"i'm sorry baby i can't,i'm busy right now" she say

suddenly the knife i had in my hand slips and cuts the smallest line ever on my hand. me being me i'm going to be dramatic no matter what

"OW" i scream

"are you okay? what happened?" she asks

"i was cutting my strawberries in half and accidentally sliced my hand open. billie please come i'm bleeding super bad and don't forget my food" i say quickly knowing damn well only one little drop of blood came out

"i'm on the way" she say

"okay hurry please. it hurts super bad" i whine before hanging up

mission accomplished.

i put the knife in the sink before going to find a bandaid. once i find one upstairs i put it on my hand and head back downstairs.

i put my sliced strawberries into a bowl before sitting down in front of the tv.

i head to netflix and click on orange is the new black. i like watching all the gay shit.

i'm still waiting for the day billie will let me peg her. honestly can't wait for it!

these strawberries are so good i'm about to send a email directly to the company talking about how delicious this was.

suddenly the door bursts open and i look over awkwardly to see billie with a worried expression. when she sees i'm very much okay she becomes relieved.

i look down to see a bag of food and a drink in her hand. oh hell yes!

"thank you for the food baby.such a sweet girlfriend! i love you" i smile innocently

she smacks her lips before saying "seriously aaliyah. you're perfectly fine"

"no i'm not. i am hungry as hell" i stand up

i give her a kiss before smiling and she roll her eyes.

"i did actually cut myself though" i say showing her my hand

"that little ass cut"

i know she's fed up with me. i don't care though cause she stuck with me.

i grab the food and drink out her hand before going to sit at the table. she goes to sit down across from me.

"i got you a burger cause that was closest and quicker" she say

before i can ask she says "yes only cheese and ketchup i know you aaliyah"

"thank you" i say once again before taking a sip of my drink which happened to be sprite

"my butt hurts" i say randomly before sticking a fry in my mouth

"i'll easily rub it" she smirks

"nah since you wanna be difficult and not get me food when i asked nicely so i had to make up some shit" i say

"wait...did you cut yourself on purpose?"she asks

"no!" i say immediately "you know damn well my ass can't see"

"well maybe wear your contacts,i don't know that's what they are for right"

"shut up" i say

"you was watching orange is the new black without me?" she asks

"nooo" i say side eyeing the tv that exposed me

the tv is now on my list of opps.

"that's why you pregnant"

"that's why you the one that got me pregnant"

"that's why you gotta push the baby out your vagina"

"thats why you was constipated the other day"

"that's why your mom dead as hell,what shoes she got on in that casket"

my mouth dropped open. "that's why you was made in a lab"

"that's why your toes not done right now"

"that's why you got crazy ex's"

"that's why your ex not really dead"

"that's why your mom like me more than you"

"that's why you couldn't get a pair of shoes cause they'd don't have your size"

"that's why you only got one friend"

"you only got one friend too aaliyah don't play" she say

"shut the fuck up" i say

"make me" she smirks

now when i pull a tyler perry movie on her ass...i'm just playing.

"i'll bite your dick"

"bro what the fuck are you doing? i'm bored" i ask aaliyah on the phone

"nothing,billie just left again so i'm bored now" she say

"bet i'm coming to get you" i hang up

i grab my shoes before walking in the garage. i put my shoes on before pulling out the garage to drive to her house.

once i got there i beep the horn about three times. soon she comes running out with her shoes in one hand and her purse in the other.

she gets in the car and throws her purse into the backseat. i laugh to myself thinking about how disastrous that could've been if the twins were in the car.

"hiii" i say

"hii! i feel like i haven't seen you in awhile" she say

"me too,how's my little godchild?" i ask looking at her stomach

she's almost two months pregnant,i'm so happy for her.

"the baby is fine" she smiles

"so it's only one?"

"yeah" she smiles

damn i was wishing triplets or higher upon them.

after a little drive we got to the mall. i don't know why i thought this was a good idea consider she's known as billie o'connell's girlfriend. hopefully no one seems to give a fuck as they should in a regular basis.

we get out the car and begin walking towards the entrance.

one we get inside aaliyah immediately walks into victoria secret which was right in front of us. i follow behind her into the store.

"do you ever wonder what was victoria's secret?" i ask her

"oh i know!" she smiles

"what was it?"

"good pussy!" she states proudly before walking away

i head to the lingerie and my eyes keep finding themselves on this one black set. i might just have to buy it.

i grab it and put it in my little shopping basket. i look up and guess who i see working here.

erica works here! not that it's my business but she not even doing her job for real,she's just flirting with women.

a/n: not that anyone cares but i get my hair done tomorrow 🫦