i'm currently on the phone with sierra as she tells me about her girlfriend.

"wait she's older than erica" i ask

"yeah she's thirty six! i would let her ruin my life to be honest. i picked the wrong sibling at first. jade is way hotter and and overall better" she say

"does jade have kids?"

"yup,they're not like teenagers. she has two that are twins and they are six" she say

"not you in your stepmom era" i say

"the twins are so adorable so i have no problem" she say "enough about me how are you and billie?"

"we're good,her head is in my lap and she's sleep" i say looking down at billie,she is knocked to another dimension

"you two are so cute it makes me want to jump off a cliff and fall dramatically to my death" she say

"she gave me flowers yesterday they're so pretty i cried" i say

"see this the type of stuff that'll make me pull a hannah baker"

"don't you have a girlfriend?"

"yes but that's not the point" she say as that was the most obvious thing in the world

"i'm gonna send a picture of my flowers,and we'll text cause i don't want to wake her up"

"i can't stand y'all" she hangs up

💋

i literally cried 🥲

they're so pretty

yep

that's my final straw

i'm offing myself

girl-

like you won't just telling me how that woman bought you a damn $15,000 necklace

yeah but i want flowers too 💔

that woman is already in love with you buying you expensive shit

you'll get ur flowers many times during the relationship

i want them now

now i see why people can't stand your needy ass

stfu aaliyah

go roll in a ditch

idk how billie put up with YO NON CARING ASS

YOU ACTING LIKE I DONT HAVE FEELINGS?!?

YOU DONT

YOURE EMOTIONLESS

I AM NOT

have y'all even said y'all ily's yet?

first off you not supposed to rush that shit in the first place calm the fuck down

secondly i'm not saying it first for personal reasons

scared she doesn't love you back?🤭

bitch fuck you

we both know she loves me

i think?

yeah she do

if she don't,so what

imma still be delusional

so then just say it first

no.

why not?

cause

i like things when they come out her mouth

like ur cum

😃

and you're getting blocked.

B L O C K E D

LMFAOOO

alright billie's waking up

bye!

bye

don't forget to tell her💃🏽

i will

i look as billie wakes up looking at me. she open her eyes fully before smiling.

"hi" i say

"hi" she say staring at me

"i'm going to cook dinner,what do you want?" i ask

"you already know" she say

i obviously didn't if i asked. how was i supposed to know she still wanted some chicken parmesan.

that didn't make sense cause if i didn't know i wouldn't have known she wanted chicken parmesan.

billie lifts her head up and yawns. she rubs her eyes before looking at me.

her lips turn into a slick smile meaning she finna do something she know damn well she don't have no business doing.

suddenly she runs to the kitchen and i stand up and watch her open the container the flour is in. she grabs a handful before running towards me throwing the flour on me.

"BILLIE!" i say before running to the kitchen

she think i'm gonna let her marshmallow minion ass get away with this,hell no.

i grab two hand fills of flour and throw them at her. "ITS FUCKING ON!" she exclaims before grabbing some

i begin running around trying to get away from her small ass.

"THATS WHY YOU CANT RUN FAST! short ass minion" i laugh

suddenly a shoe is getting thrown at me. "THATS CHEATING" i gasp

she didn't have to throw a shoe at me,that was kinda mean.

"let me kiss your head for you to make it all better" she suggests as i stop running

my head wasn't hurting but i want a kiss. "yes please" i say

she walks up to me with a evil smirk making me question why i thought she was actually gonna give me a kiss.

suddenly the flour is on my face and shirt and i'm too shocked to even say anything. billie on the other hand laughs.

see that's why i'm not giving her head all week,see who's laughing now huh.

"baby i'm sorry" she say noticing my straight face after five minutes of laughing

"mmm" i say

she kisses me before asking "you forgive me?"

"mm" is all i say

she presses her lips against mine again and the kiss gets a little heated. i'm pressed against the wall as her hands roam my body.

my head tilts back as she kiss on my neck and i bite my lip holding back a smile.

"you forgive me?" she asks pulling away

"yeah" i smile "i'm gonna teach you how to cook"

"i know how to cook"

"yeah i know...you just need some diversity cause i'm tired of you cooking the same thing" i say truthfully

"but-"

"your chicken noodle soup is very good i just need more food than that" i smile

she huffs defeated. "you're on clean up duty by the way since you started this little flour fight" i say

i'm at the mall walking around when i spot a certain someone.

i stop walking looking at her. my mouth drops when i see a full on pregnancy bump.

she looks like the baby is gonna pop out any second now.

i wonder who the baby daddy is. let me stop,that's not my business.

i watch as she talks with someone smiling and being fake as hell.

they stop talking and she begins walking toward my direction so i act normal.

i walk towards her. "oh my god! eve! you were billie o'connell's wife" i say in the most fake voice ever

"yeah,i don't have time for fans" she say rudely

girl you don't gotta worry,i am NOT a fan. i'm just nosey as hell.

"aww you're expecting! is it a boy or girl?" i ask

"i don't know,i want it to be a surprise" she say like i'm interrupting her day

i mean i am but i really don't give a fuck. i hate this bitch cause what you not gonna do is treat my best friend like that.

"awww! you have a boyfriend?" i ask

"no. i'm leaving,bye." she say before walking past me

she lucky i didn't trip her ass. her and that baby gonna be like—let me stop...i'm going to hell. i'm sorry jesus,that was the devil taking over me. #worshipandprayer

i pull out my phone ready to call aaliyah. she answers immediately and i say "you would not believe who i just saw"

"who?!?"

"eve,she's pregnant,i didn't think the rumors were true but this girl is really pregnant and about to pop" i say

it goes quiet on her side and i say "hello?"

"oh yeah um...i was thinking about something"

"about what?" i ask

"hold up" she say before i hear shuffling like she's walking to another room

"okay...what if billie is the other parent?" she asks

"girl what? that's the most absurd thing ever" i say

"do you even—never mind but it makes sense. she told billie she was pregnant and that she got rid of the baby. what if she was lying about getting rid of the baby?"

"that's crazy! she's crazy but she can't possibly be THAT crazy" i say

"she literally broke into my house trying to scare me" she say

"ok but she was still a lil bitch. she ran out" i shrug "what would you even do if that baby is billie's?"

"no the real question is what would billie do? billie said she didn't want kids with eve"

"that's crazy,she be begging you for some" i say

"that's cause she actually likes me"

"you deadass wrong for that" i laugh