《the assistant; billie eilish》42
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billie's been gone for a week now. she had to go to new york for business related stuff.
i mean of course i checked her emails to make sure she was telling the truth and she is.
i'm currently texting billie and she's telling me she misses me for the hundredth time today.
i miss you baby
you just said that
ok and?
i'm gonna say it again
guess what i'm doing?
um
talking with people?
ew😃
i'm writing in this notebook
whatcha writing?
let me see
you'll see when i'm finished
it's for you
what is it?
the things i like about you
i swear-
i'm gonna cry
why do you have me crying in a random business office lobby
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you're so pretty
how tf you look pretty while crying?
i think we should facetime tonight
3am new york time-12am LA time?
yess
have you seen my brown hoodie?
um
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🤎 it's so comfy and warm and big
you're never getting it back
it smells just like you
you're smelling my hoodie?
hell yeah
with pride too
i also have your shorts
my dick looks amazing i'm these
why does your dick need to show?
for show duh
no
unless you getting payed stop trying to show off your hard dick print
you jealous😏?
it's okay if you are
girl bye
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billie eilish pirate barid o'connell
are you crazy?
bro-
the growth 😍
i'm gonna end up getting put in the hospital
im ready for the day i go full on crazy on your ass
definitely wouldn't be walking for a week,maybe two
anyways aaliyahhhh
what?
send me outfit pic today pls
alright i will once i get a chance
hurry up and get a chance
i'm trying to see my girl
my hickey is still here
should i be concerned?
nah
be happy
celebrate
i wanna take you out once i get back
🥲
rawr
um ok
anyways
pop a tity
me when i can't spell:
smd🙄🖕🏻😘
never
that's nasty
ew
😦🫤😵💫🥴🤢
the emojis😭
what's so funny?
the emojis duh
why
huh?
what
how
can you pls send me a photo of your arch
amen praise him🙏🏻❤️
girl no
😭 you chose the wrong girl if you wanted photos
maybe you right
i did chose the wrong girl
thank you for agreeing
now since we on the same page,we over right?
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girl go smd LMFAOO
knowing you you'll love to
no i won't
stop playing you know damn well bae
anyways where the pic at
let me see ya ass
😎
nah
i'm good
ok
you wanna see my titties?
nah i'm straight
you're straight?!?
no ?!?
you're not straight?!?
bruh i do not have time billie
omfg
you've been using me as an experiment the entire time
here she go
i really like you
wbk
i can't stand you
oh wow
me either
i'm finna walk inside this building
i hate it here
then why go?
cause i have no choice duh
okay bye baby
i'll call you when i leave
byeee
i sit down my phone before placing my head on the desk. i'm bored now.
i stand up and leave the office. i get in the elevator heading to the floor cameron's on.
i head to the room to see him sketching out something.
"hey" i say
he looks up from the paper and smiles when he sees me. "hey,haven't seen you in awhile" he say
"yeah i've been busy in the office and i finally have free time" i say
"that's great that you've got free time...i heard you and ms.o'connell is dating" he say
"yeah we are" i say
i don't really get why it's such a big deal. i know billie is like this big famous business owner but why is her relationship life so interesting to the world.
"well good luck with that" he laughs
"what does that supposed to mean?"i ask
"i just heard she's a really difficult person to date" he shrugs
"and where did you so call hear this?" i ask
people that believe everything they hear absolutely get on my nerves. it could be the dumbest thing ever they heard and they'll believe it.
there could be a rumor saying billie has a boyfriend and people would believe it. that girl is literally gay as hell and people already know that.
"i heard other people talking about it once" he say
"you're dumb" i say straight up
"pardon me?"
"i didn't stutter. who the hell believes everything they hear?" i say
he doesn't say anything but shake his head. "i saw it with my own eyes after i heard people talk about it" he say
"saw what?" i ask confused now
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"there was a period in billie's and eve marriage where billie treated eve horribly" he say
"how?"
"she slapped eve before. she didn't see me in the hall when she did it. she use to always scream in eve's face calling her names and just saying shit you shouldn't say in a relationship" he say "oh and there was this one time where she lashed out on eve in a meeting"
"i need sources" i say
"the people that saw it all left this company when it happened" he say
"why didn't you? also why haven't they exposed her if that actually did happen? stop making lies" i say
how can he make lies right in my face about billie?
"i'm not lying to you,i swear" he say
"okay whatever,enough about my personal relationship that you have no business sticking your nose in and tell me what has been going on with you" i say
"nothing really" he say
"i'm leaving" i say turning around
"wait" he grabs my arm
i mentally roll my eyes before turning around. "how about we hang out tonight?" he asks
"and do what?" i ask
"what about going to my house and chill?" he suggests
"no thank you" i say
"we could go watch a movie?" he asks
"um...fine i'll come" i say
"great,i'll text you my address" he smiles
i miss billie.
i keep glancing over at the time. this is extremely boring.
i begin daydreaming about aaliyah. i wonder if she would want to marry me.
i want to move into another house with her and get married. i want to have a family with her. three kids is enough,if she wants more then we can have them but i want at least three.
i already got the names picked out. billy for a boy, billie jr for a girl,billay for a girl and bill for a boy.
perfect names i picked out in my opinion. honestly i would let aaliyah choose the name for our kids.
i'm not gonna let aaliyah know just yet but i love her. everything about her is just wonderful.
i love everything about her. i want to be the person she grows old with.
aaliyah treats me how i deserve to be treated. she's always there for me and she makes me feel great about myself.
i wanted to be there with her every step. whether she's mad,sad and happy i want to be that person there for her.
i get knocked out of my thoughts when i hear "thank you billie o'connell for being here and listening to my offer"
who gonna tell her i wasn't listening the entire time? i lean over to my bodyguard and ask "what was the offer?"
"she wanted to merge business with you and become one" he say
that's not happening.
"yeah you're welcome" i say nodding to the woman
"so what do you say? we have plans together?" she asks smiling
all eyes in the room turn towards me and i fix my posture of boredom.
"no we do not. if you was to notice i wasn't paying attention the whole time because your presentation was boring. i'm not looking to merge business and even if i was you would be at the bottom of my list. great try though" i say
"i-i'm sorry" the woman say before beginning to cry
she runs out the room dramatically. i don't get it,she wanted me to be honest so i was honest. if you wanted to appeal my eye why would you make a boring presentation with the google slides template.
her fault for failure not mine.
a man stands up and beings speaking. "thank you all for coming especially you ms.o'connell" he say
y'all just wasted my time but whatever.
i don't say anything but stand up ready to leave. my bodyguard follows behind me as i leave the room.
"well that was a fail on their end" he laughs
"totally" i mumble pulling out my phone
as i'm walking i bump into someone. i look up seeing a girl with long brunette hair and brown eyes.
"i'm sorry" we both say at the same time
she begins laughing. "sorry" she mumbles
"i was the one who bumped into you,so i'm sorry" i say
"yeah...um,i'm sorry about my boss. i told her that the presentation was boring but she didn't listen so-"
"it's not your fault why are you apologizing for her lazy work" i say
"um...yeah sorry"
"you apologize a lot" i say
"i just,i find you as a big inspiration" she say
"thank you" i smile not really knowing what to say to that.
"how long are you here for?" she asks
"one more week,why?"
"i was thinking...maybe you could—i meant we could go out for coffee and you tell me your secrets about being a successful business owner" she say
"yeah,i'll be down for that. i don't really have anyone here except for my team,my girlfriend had to stay and run things back at the building" i say
"cool cool! i'll give you my number and you can text me so we can figure out where to meet?" she suggests
"yeah,i'll be fine with that" i say opening my contacts app
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