《the assistant; billie eilish》33
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i'm driving to the place we are supposed to meet sierra and billie keeps going on about how i need security guards.
i am fine i do not need someone to follow me around everywhere i go.
"i'm fine,it was just a one time thing" i say
"no it won't be because everyone knows about us so it's no escaping weird people and paparazzi" she say
"bi-"
"don't you billie me! i am getting you a bodyguard,end of discussion" she say
"yeah ok" i say to just let her win cause obviously i'm not getting out of this needing a bodyguard situation
"don't even think about-"
"okay i heard you" i say
"AALIYAH WILLIAMS!"
"mhm yeah?"
she unbuckled her seatbelt and i turn my head looking at her. she have officially lost her mind.
i slam on brakes and she hits her head against the dashboard. "ow!" she say holding her head
"put your seatbelt on!" i say
"you didn't have to slam on the breaks in the middle of the fucking road" she say rubbing her head
i lean over and kiss her forehead before saying "you're good! now put it on,next time you take it off i'm pushing you out my car"
"you're mean" she roll her eyes putting on her seatbelt
i start back driving as if nothing just happened. after a silent drive to the club i park my car. i'm not sure why we couldn't just go out for dinner or just did some cute stuff.
like did sierra not think about me? i am only 20 which means i'm not legally aloud to drink,this is not cool. i'm going to be the youngest
they are going to look at me like i'm a baby that needs help, i'm a grown woman! my birthday is in october so i'll be having fun then.
i'll be drinking more than all of them combined. now that i think about it i am the one driving so maybe this is the best route.
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billie grabs my hand as we walk in,little does she know my other hand has money prepared to pay so she can't talk me out of it.
"id's please" the man says stopping us before we walk in
i open my purse and pull out my id. he suddenly grabs my hand marking a x on it. I AM LEGAL,FUCK YOU MARK. that's probably not his name but that's what he look like so that'll do.
we walk inside after billie shows her id without getting a X. she decided to be petty and give me a slick smile.
this is not funny,it's like you're praying upon my downfall. that's okay though cause guess who finna act a fool on the dance floor? me
i give my money in a quick swift to the person we have to give money to. "keep the change" i say pulling billie with me into the club
"we didn't pay?!?" she say confused
"yes i did" i smile
billie's mouth drop open . "how many times do i gotta tell you to stop it and let me pay! damn let me pay please". she say rolling her eyes
"no" i say looking around to find sierra
i finally found sierra sitting next to an older woman on the barstools.
we walk up to them and sierra smiles hugging me. "my favorite person!!" she say
"hiii" i say
"this is erica,erica this is my best friend aaliyah and her girlfriend billie" sierra introduces
not even going to lie sierra was right about her being fine. this woman could do anything she wanted with me if i was single. i'm not single though so shes ugly.
i give sierra the look before smiling at erica. "nice to meet you"
"yeah nice to meet you" billie say
"nice to meet you two! sierra has talked about aaliyah a lot" erica say "nice to put a face to the name" she smirks
i look over at billie and she's literally staring at erica. i kick her foot. "stop it." i mumble
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"oh! sorry!" billie whispers "it's just that,that is a milf i would definitely-"
"don't finish that or you will be single" i deadpanned
"i'm sorry baby,you know you're the only woman i want" she say before kissing me
"so are y'all going to sit or just stand there in people way" sierra say interrupting us
"nah i'll just stand in people way,sounds more fun honestly" i say crossing my arms
sierra starts laughing before i sit on the barstool. billie sits on the one next to me and she grabs my hand that has the X on it.
"sierra pass me your napkin and water" she say
sierra passes the napkin and water to billie and billie wet the napkin before removing the X on my hand.
"now you can be like us" she smiles
"this seems highly illegal" i state
"oh it is! if we get caught you won't be in trouble cause i have the best lawyers out there" she say
"i'm black" i say simply
suddenly the bartender makes her way over to us and ask what we wanted.
"i want to try the pina colada" i say
"margarita on the rocks,sugar" billie say
"bloody mary" sierra say
i heard a bloody mary tastes like shit.
"sex on the beach" erica say
it's giving—oh wait she is middle age my bad. i don't know why i'm judging the only alcohol i've had was that very good wine that billie brought over that one time.
people be lying for no reason,like why would you say wine so nasty? but i just tasted the most heavenly thing on earth? make it make sense
a hour later,sierra and i were now taking shots together. i've learned a lot about her girlfriend.
erica is a high school teacher. she doesn't have kids which is good because i don't think sierra was ready to be a stepmom anyways.
sierra pulls my hand and drags me onto the dance floor. the song how do you want it by 2pac was playing.
"they really just left us without telling us" erica laugh
i look over at aaliyah to see her dancing and i couldn't help but smile.
i was too caught up watching her that i forgot erica was even talking.
"you're listening right?"she asks
"can you repeat what you said for me again?" i ask still keeping my eyes on aaliyah
"you seem to really like her,cute" erica say knocking me out of my trance
"yeah i do,i can go on and on hours about her honestly" i smile "enough about me...how did you and sierra meet?"
"well i was just minding my business when she bumped into me and that's where it began. the next day i texted her and we just didn't stop texting" she explains
"aww cute" i say knowing damn well my story is way better
"what about you? how did you meet aaliyah?"
"i'm sure you already know" i laugh
"yeah i do but that's not the point. i want to know the full story" she smile
"well after i hired her as my assistant things were well on my half until my wife started acting crazy and being jealous over aaliyah who i didn't even like romantically at the time. she kept making a big fuss about it,just annoying the fuck out of me and come to think about it she was right about me liking aaliyah. she was wrong about me acting upon it though. i've never cheated a day in my life nor do i want to." i explain
she fixes her posture. "wow" she simply say
"yeah" i laugh "three more shots please" i tell the bartender
i look over back at aaliyah and she looks me dead in the eyes while dancing.
i feel like i'm in a movie. main character type of vibes.
she nods her head towards the bathroom and i nod at her to tell her i know what she meant.
"i'm going to go use the bathroom real quick" i say getting off the barstool
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