《the assistant; billie eilish》25
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💕
BILLIEEEEE
yes?
i'm here?
i need a favor
yes?
send me a video of you
rn🧍🏾♀️
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BILLIE
WHAT?!?
I DIDNT MEAN THAT TYPE
oh
hope you enjoy the free show though 🫡
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you're so pretty
i'm going to cry
why?
why are you crying?
are you ok?
anyone did anything to you?
if so,what's their name?
answer
hello?
damn
give me a minute to type 🙄
i meant i was crying cause you're so pretty
i'm not actually crying
ohh okay
good
send me a video of you🙃
no❤️
i'm bored
come over
i'm buzy 🤘🏽
you kant spel
fuck you
oh if you insist?
i can't stand you
you know you like me
you know you can't go a day without talking to me😏
i can actually
it would bring much more peace to my life before i met you
i'm gonna cry
that was so mean aaliyah
🙂
i'm glad i could do that for you
that's okay cause i bet my other gf would love to spend time with me
and you can sure go to her too
i will not be begging for you to pick me 😭
why are you so....
nonchalant?!?
because i am
i really don't gaf
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me n u
what happened to talking to your other gf?
i don't even have another
quit playing with me
ik
cause i'm the best duh
i can second that
omg
aaliyah
what?
can you make those chicken things again for me?
chicken things?
the parmesan thing
chicken parmesan?!?
yeah that!!!
please
mmmmm
please mommy
STOP
IM SERIOUS 💔
i'll make it just cause you asked nicely
THANK YOUUUU💕
i'm coming over now
i'm busy
no you not shut up
yes i am
busy doing what?
getting eaten out🙃
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STOP PLAYING
what you doing?
drugz
STOP
JUST TELL ME
well...
eating cookies
the ones you make?!!?
yeah....
HOW COULD YOU?
YOU MAKE THE COOKIES AND NOT INVITE ME
I FEEL DISRESPECTED
THIS IS NOT HOW I SHOULD BE TREATED💔
i'm sorry
i'll save you some
okay
i accept the apology
thank you
wtf-
how you just-
i'm going to eat you out once i get there
goodbye billie
stop being such a dirty fuck
yes ma'am
whatever you say baby
i-
don't say that.
ma'am?!?
why not?
just don't
mmm ok mommy
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billie.
what?!?
you don't like my video
you sent me a video of you climbing the railing of the stairs
i'm generally concerned for your wellbeing
what if you fell?
then i would have fell
duh
you could've got hurt
i wanna marry you already
😝
i wanna cuddle with you tonight
i'm staying the night by the way
packing my bags
i missed you
i think something's wrong with me
billie...
i'm scared
what?!?
what happened?
the lights just suddenly went out
wym?
there no storm or nothing
i'm confused
i hear footsteps in my house
i'm scared
call the police rn
i'm on the phone with them right now
on the house phone
they said it'll take thirty minutes to get here
ffs
i'm on the way
hide and don't make any sound
read
i'm on the way now
i'm driving as fast as possible
are you okay?
the footsteps are getting closer and closer
i think they know where i'm at
stay still and quiet
where are you?
in the closet
i'm hidden behind some clothes though
okay stay there
i'm three streets away now
oh my god
they opened the door
they're looking in the closet
ok i just heard the door shut
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they left the room
okay good
never mind they're back
did they see you?
hello?
aaliyah
answer me
i pull into the driveway,not caring about how my parking is. i get out the car running towards the front door.
the door is wide open.i walk in looking around.
"aaliyah!" i say looking around for her
i open every door checking every corner. "aaliyah" i say
i head into her room and see the closet door wide open. no sight of her in the closet.
i take notice things are broken in her room. i look at the window seeing blood all over it. what the hell?
i leave out the room looking around for clues for sierra's number. she has to have it on paper or something.
i open a random drawer in the living room and i see random stuff in there. i see a small piece of paper and grab it.
i see sierras name followed by numbers. i quickly pull out my phone calling her.
"who's this? is this the lady from the store? hi baby" she answers
"ITS BILLIE!" i exclaim
"oh...ew. pretend i didn't say that"
"what do you mean by ew?!?"
"i called you baby,that's ew. i'm waiting for my hot woman to call me" she say "hold up...how did you get my number?"
"i'm at aaliyah's house and she got kidnapped"
"KIDNAPPED?!?"
"yes,we were texting and she was telling me about how someone broke into the house"i say
"there's no way she got kidnapped. she keep the strap on her"
"strap?!? she keeps a strap on her? why would a strap help her from getting kidnapped"
she sighs deeply before saying "a gun billie,she has a gun" she say
"oh,that explains the blood" i say
"BLOOD?!? i'm on the way" she say before hanging up
"THE BITCH SHOT ME" the guy says for the hundredth time
"okay we get it,i shot you" i groan
suddenly the other guy slaps me. "you shut the fuck up with that attitude" he say
"or what?" i smile
"UGH she makes me want to fucking kill her" he say
"well too bad we can't. we have to bring her to nia with no scratches on her body" the other guy say
"nia? nia williams?" i ask
"yes,your mother" he smirks
"she can die for all i care. bitch is dead anyways when billie finds out" i say rolling my eyes
"billie? as in billie o'connell or another one?" he asks
"oh fuck off we already established that that's why we're taking her" the other one say
"but if she fucking finds us we're dead in jail. she's very powerful we all know this. she's rich as fuck dude. she can end our lives with a snap" he say panicking
i just laugh because i know damn well they dead as hell. dead bodies walking honestly.
"hm,i miss billie" i say
"didn't ask" both of them said
"bitch who said i was talking to y'all" i say
"who else would you be talking to?"one asks
"my friend right here" i smile pointing to the empty seat beside me
"fuck,why didn't nia tell us she's crazy!"
i mentally laugh. "that's right,i agree because-" i say talking to the air
"WHAT THE FUCK"
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