《the assistant; billie eilish》19
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"so,you don't speak to me and disown me for years but magically call when you see a rumor? i don't want to hear from you at all. i don't have time for it" i say before hanging up on her
she can't just call me like nothing happened. calling me like she didn't ignore me for years and acted like i didn't exist.
this is how i start my morning...great. i begin to get ready for work. after doing everything i leave out my room.
i head downstairs and see the broken window. i should probably get that fixed.
my phone starts ringing and i pick it up without looking,thinking it's my mom.
"didn't i tell you i don't have time for it!"
"time for what?" a familiar voice answers
"oh...hi billie! sorry...thought you were someone else" i say
"hi baby,how did you sleep?" she asks
"i have something to tell you when we get to the office today,how did you sleep?"
"i slept great! i had the best dream ever,i was riding a horse all night long" she say which makes me smile. i love when people tell me their dreams.
"i bet it was the best dream the way you're obsessed with horses" i say
"wait...how do you know that?" she ask suspiciously
"i have my ways" i say
honestly it's just because she seems like a horse person. i don't know if that makes sense or not. i'm lying,i may have read some of her interviews while i couldn't sleep last night.
"have you been stalking me?" she asks jokingly
"maybe" i say
"i'll see you at work,byeee" she say
"bye billie" i say before hanging up
my phone starts ringing and a unknown number shows. i decline it cause who finna answer a unknown number.
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it calls me back. i answer it and say "what?"
the person doesn't say anything and i hang up. i leave out the house and get in my car to head to work.
once i got to work i head up to the office. i enter in seeing billie sitting in her desk scrolling through her phone. i close the door behind me and she looks up.
"hey" i say
"hey" she smiles "you said you had something to tell me"
"yeah...so eve broke into my house. i have no idea how she's finding my information out but the bitch is fucking weird. she broke my window and tired to threaten me in my own house" i say
"what the fuck!! i swear she's out of line. i'm gonna straighten her out,i promise you aaliyah"she say
"i was going to press charges purely because knowing her she's coming up with some crazy ass shit against me right now" i say
"yeah,i would too. i'm getting her out my house as soon as i get back. i don't care if she has no where to go. she's being trifling as hell"she roll her eyes
"also my mom called" i say
"what? why?" she asks
"she asked if i was fucking my married boss" i laugh
"that bitch. why is that her business even if you were? she obviously showed her true colors when you came out to her. she calls you like she didn't ignore you for years" she roll her eyes crossing her arms
"it's like she didn't even care that she practically disowned her child. she was just worried about rumor shit than her own child" i say
"you don't deserve your family. i've said it before and i'll say it again. your family are pieces of shit that disowned you for something you can't help. that's their loss you know why? because you're literally working for me! something they couldn't do if they tried" she say
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my phone starts ringing and i answer the unknown number.
"krusty krab how may i help you today?" i answer
"sierra?" a familiar voice asks. it's aaliyah's mom.
"dude...how did you get my number? fuck off. you disowned my best friend so i don't really give a flying fuck about you anymore to be honest." i say
"is she having a affair with her boss?" she asks
"girl go fuck yourself! that's why your husband cheating on your ass anyways. he have been every since aaliyah was ten. sad how you still haven't noticed actually" i say looking at my nails
i need to get my nails done again. aaliyah and i should plan a day to get our nails done together again. i'm tired of this color to be honest.
"answer the question sierra!! i can't believe you stuck by aaliyah's disgusting choice" she say
"we both have the same disgusting choice. women are so fine,i just love eating the coochie. especially older women. have you ever been with a woman before? i love to bump coochies" i say
she gasps dramatically. "that is so fucking disgusting. shame on you sierra. you've let my daughter change your ways into this unacceptable mess"
"maybe it was me who changed her. i introduced her to scissoring when we were five by the way" i laugh before hanging up
we don't talk about that scissoring thing. i didn't even know it was sexual when we did it. i just thought it was something cool to do.
maybe my mom should've realized then. i mean she should know the signs with her gay ass. that woman is super gay.
gay to the point where she decorated her house in rainbows at one point. when aaliyah and i first started hanging out,which was when we're like three my dad and mom was still together.
it wasn't until i was ten or eleven when she came out and divorced my dad. she's married to a woman right now.
her name is amy. that's a boring ass name. she's a nice woman though but i kind of feel bad. they gotta deal with my dad loud ass randomly coming over.
my dad is happy for my mom and they're still friends.
on to aaliyah though,i'm confused for her cause she's usually the dominant/top in her relationships. i know for a fact she got a strap in her closet so the real question is...will billie acceptably be the bottom?
who am i kidding,hell no she won't. so how would this work? aaliyah is gonna have to convince billie to call her mommy or something.
i'm tired of being single. aaliyah's about to be cuffed up soon with billie and here i am still single.
i mean i have many girls lined up but i don't want them. i want a cute little short haired girl...wait—aaliyah was telling me about her one friend.
she has short hair and she's really pretty. i need the phone number NOW.
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