《the assistant; billie eilish》17
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"finneas,shut the fuck up! i didn't cheat on that bitch. she cheated on me multiple times and i'm fed up" i say
"she did what?!? so she lied?!? that bitch! i swear if ever see her i'm telling her off" he say
"i'll take care of it finneas. i'm tired of the bitch honestly" i say
"who the fuck lies about serious shit like that. it's so fucking weird and attention seeking. it's also invalidating real victims feelings. like what the fuck she mean by you two physically fought? weird bitch" he say
"i'm waiting for her to get home. i got something for her ass" i say
"i love you billie and be careful. she's a lying bitch who could put anything on you"
"i love you finneas" i say before hanging up
i head downstairs and open a bag of chips. as i'm
eating my chips the door open revealing eve.
i roll my eyes. i need to kick her out soon. she must have lost her mind if she think she gonna stay in a house i bought.
"you're pathetic" i say
"oh you saw?" she smiles
"you know,you're weird. i've never cheated on you yet you make these false things about me" i laugh
she doesn't say anything.
"but that's okay,wanna know why? because your sister sure loved the taste of my cum" i laugh
"what!" she exclaims shocked
"i'm just kidding,your sister is a fucking slut. just like you" i laugh "she tried to suck my dick that time she came over though but i said no because i loved you,how stupid of me huh"
"she did WHAT?!?"
"that's not even important! my point is that you think you're smart with this. eve don't forget that i can easily post the video of you cheating on me so everyone can see who you really are. oh and i have witnesses! i know you got fired today! know why? because i talked to your manager...yes the one you've been fucking" i smile
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she becomes speechless once again.
"oh! and i need you out of my house. you really thought you were going to stay here with me? hell no" i laugh
"billie-"
"you have no fucking right to say my name,not after what you did" i say placing my chips down
"i love you billie i do i-"
"you don't fucking love me stop lying eve! this is not love! you're really getting on my nerves right now" i groan
"is this all because of aaliyah?" she ask
"what?" i scoff,why is she bringing up aaliyah ? aaliyah has nothing to do with our relationship.
it's like she's obsessed at this point.
"you haven't been acting like this until you hired aaliyah" she crosses her arms
"bitch what the fuck. i seriously am not going to do this today. you don't seem to listen" i sigh
"it is because of her" she roll her eyes
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES AALIYAH HAVE TO DO WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB AS SHIT! ITS LIKE YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HER! IS IT BECAUSE SHES PRETTIER THAN YOU? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY AGGRAVATING ME AT THIS POINT EVE" i yell
"i-"
i roll my eyes before leaving out of the house. i head to the back yard and sit down in the chair.
i honestly am so tired of her shit. the presence of her annoys the hell out of me.
i stand up heading towards the garden. the water sprinklers are going,watering my plants.
i head to instagram and post the video and caption it with 'lying whore'. my social media manager is probably gonna get mad.
i don't care though cause who gonna tell her she don't manage my personal page.
i touch the flower and a idea suddenly comes into my head. i call aaliyah.
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"hey" she answers
"hi aaliyah" i say "can you do me a favor?"
"yeah,what is it?"
"when you get a chance,send me a screenshot of the base of the new design coming out" i say
"alright,i will do that" she say
"okay,thanks" i say before a moment of silence falls upon us "soooooo,when can i take you on that date?"
"friday" she answers
i really thought she was about to hit me with that 'who said i agreed' thing again. i'm honestly shocked.
"okay,i'm excited" i say
"i am too honestly" she say and i smile feeling myself blush. i need to get myself together.
"i know you're sitting there look pretty"
"nah,i'm in my pajamas stuffing my face with ice cream" she say
"you still look pretty i bet,you're so gorgeous aaliyah" i say
"you know...you're kinda cute yourself" she say
"look at you falling for me" i laugh
"never" she deny "i'm not downbad like you"
"i bet you be touching yourself to pictures of me" i say
suddenly she hang up on me. i hope she knows that just exposed her into that being true. cute honestly.
i laugh to myself before beginning to walk towards the front of the house. she made me forget about being angry. it's like she's my soother.
i enter in the house and head upstairs. i see eve about to enter my room and say "uh no! your stuff is in the guest room"
"what! i'm the one who picked the bed out" she say confused
"you ain't pay for it" i shrug
she roll her eyes before heading to the guest room. i enter my room and look at myself in the mirror sighing.
"you're probably gonna fuck yourself to the thought of her" sierra laughs
"shut the fuck up you bitch" i hang up rolling my eyes
my phone starts ringing immediately and i answer it. "see what you not finna do is hang up on me bitch" she say and i can hear by the tone of her voice that she's rolling her eyes
"girl bye" i say laughing
"as i was saying! i'm not gonna be surprised when you end up pregnant. just make sure i'm the god mother" she say
"i'm not gonna end up pregnant" i laugh
"yes you are! i don't care" she say
"no seriously i'm not. i don't plan on having sex with her without a condom. her wife is a hoe and i don't know what type of shit she got going on" i say
"we'll see how that goes" she laugh
"anyways,i have something to do...so bye!"
"WAIT! are you gonna ever peg her?"
"sierra! bye!!" i say before hanging up
i throw my phone across the bed after putting it on do not disturb. i pull down my shorts and underwear.
i grab a towel and lay it underneath me before spreading open my legs.
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