《the assistant; billie eilish》8
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"boy this pussy talk english,spanish and french" i randomly say
i just bought myself five pair of shoes online. i think i have a shopping problem. i have no thinking process whenever i see something i like.
it's just i see it,i like it and i buy it. oops ariana grade tease.
honestly my closet is filled with things i've bought without thinking. i feel like i would seriously spend my last $100 on something i don't really need.
i stand up thinking about giving myself a pedicure. i run upstairs to my bathroom and grab my foot spa thingy.
i get my stuff i need for my feet and some white nail polish.
i fill it up with water and hit the button turning it on. it begins vibrating and i sit there for a few minutes just chilling looking at my cool ceiling . nothing was actually appealing of it but i started to imagine random shit.
i then begin to give myself a mini spa. after that i dry my feet off and begin to paint my toes.
now i just need someone to suck them. i'm just kidding,that's nasty.
i'm hungry now. i put everything back where it's supposed to be and head back downstairs. i wash my hands before beginning to heat up myself some dino nuggets.
not even gonna lie they good. don't blame me,don't knock them until you try them or whatever that saying is.
my phone starts ringing and i see it's a facetime call from sierra.
"hello" i answer
"hey" she yells
i turn around standing on my tippy toes to reach the highest cabinet.
"damn giving me a free show,though that was only for ms.o'connell" she laughs
i roll my eyes pulling down the large t-shirt but it still not being long enough to cover all my booty cheeks if i tried.
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"it's not for anyone but you" i smirk
"oh? so that's how you getting down aaliyah williams" she laughs
"yes daddy" i laugh
"spread your pussy lips on camera real quick" she laughs putting her eyes up to the camera "anyways what are you doing?"
"making dino nuggets and corn" i say
"that's like a child lunch" she say
"says the one that eats lunchables still" i say rolling my eyes
"they're a classic!" she defends herself "i'm bored,can i come over?"
"yeah,don't knock you know damn well you have a key" i say
"i'm on the way! let me get my spatula" she say before taking the phone and running somewhere
"bye" i laugh before hanging up
immediately a text came through saying: BITCH IK YOU DIDNT JUST HANG UP ON ME!!!
i just laugh before putting the corn in a pan. soon i was done with cooking my food and now i'm sitting here watching tv while eating.
the door suddenly opens and i see sierra walk through the door. she closes the door and locks it before running up to me.
"HIIIII" she basically screams
"HIIII" i match her energy
"what we watching?" she asks
"a perfect ending" i say
"this seems gay...is it gay?" she asks
"yes,it takes too long to get gay but it is gay" i say smiling
i found this movie on netflix under lgbtq and decided to take a chance. i'm honestly desperate for black wlw action but i have yet to see it so here i am stuck watching...this.
it's a good movie though,the bitch just gets on my nerves wasting the poor young woman time. like personally if that was me i would've let her hit the moment i saw her,who gives a fuck about that husband.
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that husband makes me mad too cause he's so fucking—i can't even say it. i want to punch his ass through the screen.
"what the fuck is her problem!?! just get laid by this very hot woman right in front of you! who cares that your pussy is dust right now?" sierra say as we are now into the climax of the movie
i couldn't help but laugh at the dust part considering the lady is like probably fifty something and the other girl is twenty something.
i have issues as you can see. if you know you know. if you don't then,congratulations.
suddenly someone knocks on the front door. "go away!" sierra yells
i pause the movie and she whines. i stand up and open the door to see ms.o'connell.
"ms.o'connell? what are you doing here?" i ask confused
she didn't text or call to let me know she was coming.
"um...can we talk?" she asks
i let her in and sierra jaw drops when she sees her.
"who's that?" ms.o'connell asks
"sierra" i say
"hii" she waved at sierra
"oh my god! hello you fine perfect woman,i will do anything if you let me-" sierra starts but get cut off by me covering her mouth
sierra is quiet for a moment and then she starts smiling. this means she's about to do something that will end up having us deep in the trenches.
"i'm aaliyah's girlfriend" sierra say smiling. what the fuck?!?!!
"oh? really?" billie asks shocked
"yeah i came over to ask her out and she said yes so we're official! isn't that great!!" sierra says cheerfully
i'm so confused right now. i look up to see billie giving sierra a glare.
"i'm just going to go,i don't even know why i came anyways" she roll her eyes before beginning to walk out
"don't leave" i say
i could feel sierra smirking like her plan worked.
"i'm leaving" she simply say before leaving my house
"SIERRA!!" i say
"that just proved...she wants you! she was totally jealous! girl i see good things coming in your future with her" she smiles
i groan before plopping down on the couch. i unpause the movie letting it play.
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