《the assistant; billie eilish》5
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i slam my phone down seeing the article. i grab a chair and sit it in front of the door.
i sit in the chair waiting for her. the door unlocks and i cross my legs looking up at billie.
"what's your problem?" she asks
"no,what the fuck is your problem! you fucking assistants now?" i say rolling my eyes
"oh my—what the fuck is your problem! i told you i had a meeting" she say throwing her hands up
she places the keys on the key holder walking past me. i stand up following her.
"what's this then huh?" i ask showing her my phone
"bi—eve are you seriously dumb enough to believe that" she says angrily
"yes! the way you were looking at her with the pictures were different" i say
"i'm done! you keep arguing with me about this girl,a girl i only have a work relationship with" she say before walking out the room
i'm not stupid. billie looks at her assistant in a way she use to look at me.
"fuck you" i say grabbing my purse and leaving out the house
where am i going? i don't know
i should trap her ass with a baby.
my phone starts ringing and i look over at it to see ms.o'connell is calling me.
i answer immediately and she immediately asks "can i come over?"
"um...what would be the reason?" i ask
"no reason,just bored and my wife is currently mad at me"
"why?"
"you sure are nosey all up in my business" she laughs
"i mean you wanna come over for no reason invading my space" i laugh but being dead serious
"yeah stop playing,send me your address" she say
"nah i'm good"i say
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"mhm fine" she say before hanging up
i roll my eyes before continuing to eat the cut up pineapples before i got rudely interrupted.
i'm watching stranger things right now and many things are coming to my senses. will definitely is gay...not just gay but is definitely crushing on mike.
i mean how did i not realize this earlier?
suddenly i randomly get the idea to try to draw eleven. i get up running upstairs and grab one of my drawing pencils and a piece of paper.
i pause the show before beginning to draw her. the sound of my doorbell suddenly goes off causing me to mess up.
i groan slamming the paper down before standing up. who the fuck is at my house?
i look out my window seeing ms.o'connell standing there. i run upstairs changing my shorts a tank top to something else. i head back downstairs.
"what are you here?!" i exclaim opening the door
"didn't i tell you i was coming?" she smirks walking in
sure just invite yourself in. "how did you even get my address?" i ask confused
"you do know i have all your personal information in order for you to get paid right?" she asks like i'm dumb
"so instead of listening to me saying no you can't come over,you come over anyways?"
"yeah,your house is nice by the way! give me a tour" she smiles
i mentally roll my eyes before beginning to show her around. "cute little house" she say propping her face up with one arm on the table and her hand on the side of her cheek
"why are you even here?" i ask
"didn't i tell you i don't have a reason? damn you got the brain of a fish...why did i hire you?" she roll her eyes
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"i don't know! why did you?" i ask
she licks her lips before saying "my wife is mad because of us at the dinner,i literally told her that it was business and gigi didn't show up"
"why won't she believe you? have you ever did anything to make her think you would be unfaithful?" i ask
"never,i love her and i would never cheat on her" she say
"that's what my ex said and boom the girl she was cheating on me with sent a picture of them together" i roll my eyes
"your ex didn't deserve you,you're literally the most beautiful person i've ever seen and you seem like a great person to be with" she looks into my eyes with each word
"what about your wife?" i ask
"you know if i was telling the truth right now the most beautiful person i've ever seen was me" she shrugs
a moment of silence fall upon us and she looks at me the entire time studying me...i think?
"you're like so....stunning" she say as her eyes fall down to my chest
"so...are you going to talk things out with your wife?"
"fuck no,that's her problem she needs to talk to me about. i didn't do shit with you and i will never" she say catching me off guard with the cursing. she seems to notice and say "we are out of work so i'm using profanity as i should"
"she's just scared,she seems like the type that needs to be reassured all the time. just reassure her that you're faithful and there's nothing to worry about. it's not her problem,she can't help that she still has that fear no matter how much she trusts you" i say
she thinks for a minute before saying "you're right,i should do better"
"i'm always right" i smile
"HA! that's where you're wrong! ouu what's this?" she asks looking at the drawing i was trying to do
"it's trash" i mumble standing up to grab it
she snatched it out my hand looking at it. "wow" she say looking fascinated
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