Chapter 6:

[A side character's budding start to a wonderful friendship]

I woke up the next morning feeling pretty refreshed, I went downstairs as I smell my mother’s [Fried Rice of Greatness]. It applies you the refreshing status and gives you a plus twenty on motivation or something. I did my daily necessities and went to school as I say goodbye to my mother. As I was walking I saw Kazuto presumably waiting for Kushi. I went to go say hi and we talked about various stuff.

“Hey Kazuto, are you aware on what’s happening around you this days?”

“Hm?”

God! This annoying ass dense of a main character. Kazuto has been my friend since the start of my high-school year so I know how this trait of him got me in a lot of trouble. We were seatmates and we got close pretty fast because of how similar we think and how we’re both outsiders to the school as most our classmates already made a circle.

We fought over small unnecessary stuff and that’s also how Mash came into our group as he’s basically the big brother of all males in our school. Mash pretty much knows every one in our school to some extent because he's really friendly, he’s the class president and is a very outgoing person doing voluntary work and all those bothersome activities. He became our 1mediator, always stopping Me and Kazuto and making an agreeable solution to a really really unnecessary problem.

An example of this is when we fought about what is better “Feet or Hands”. It was clearly feet as feet is one of the most beautiful things in a women’s external beauty other than the more popular choices like Face or Breasts in which if you only like those two then your tastes are garbage. Everything about a female’s feet is beautiful like the smooth texture feet has when women takes care of them well. It shows that the woman in question is a very neat, well-mannered person. How long their toes are, how their ankles curve, just everything. When they wear heels, GOD! That’s like the best of them all. It’s the most erotic thing a man could see I swear. Feet is also mostly hidden away from a man’s 2perversive eye so it makes them all the more 3unsullied. Heels aren’t the only good thing about a women’s feet as when you see them with a good pair of shoes that perfectly matches their outfit. It makes the women feel more refined and pristine. Just wearing well-taken care of shoes is already a plus in my book. I feel that feet is one of the best charms of females. You can also sense if a females feet is the dominant type or the passive type. You can really tell a lot of things about a women with their feet. Feet aren’t necessarily the only good thing about a women’s external beauty but their whole leg itself is one of the best charms of females like their calf and their THIGHS! Oh no no no, don’t get me started with their thighs. Thighs are the be-

‘This is Hitoka’s inner mind interfering this inner monologue as this would go on for another hour of explaining why a women’s leg is one of the best charms of females.’

-nd THAT is why a women’s leg is one of the, if not THE best charms of females. Yet Kazuto insists that hands are the best as hands are the prettiest part of a female’s body! Well other than their face and all the basic stuff. We argued on this topic for quite a while and then Mash came and said…

“Hair.”

It felt like how God just said “Let there be light” and then there was light. Silence befell us as we could suddenly come in agreement. We shook hands as we nodded to each other. There was no need for explanation. We just both came to an agreement and continued our day.

This situation was just an example to a lot of our fights. Me, Kazuto and Mash were pretty tight if I do say so myself but there are times when Kazuto just goes [Full Main Character Dense Mode]. When Kazuto enters this mode, he can get really really annoying. Not annoying as someone who’s a brat but more to the mental level of just taking care of it. [Full Main Character Dense Mode] is basically just him being oblivious to his surroundings. Some girls are talking to him and he just doesn’t see them or just smiles with a face saying “What is happening? Oh! I should just smile and nod!” This is one of the reasons why girls often mistakes us as just disinterested in them and called us cold and uninteresting people that doesn’t hang out with others. Mash is the only popular kid who talks to us on a regular basis but other than that, we both are the irregulars in our classroom. It got even worse when Kushi came to our group as now even the boys got envious of us and started spreading rumors. I mostly took care of the rumors and all those annoying stuff that keeps on sprouting up while Kazuto is as carefree as a baby. That’s probably why I didn’t notice the chemistry Kazuto and Kushi was brewing up which ended in a rather unfortunate tragedy in my behalf. Now back to my conversation with Kazuto while waiting for Kushi. He again activated his annoying ass [Full Main Character Dense Mode]. He doesn’t know that 2 beautiful goddesses are showing hints to him when he already has such a beautiful girl as his girlfriend! I told him…

“Hey. Kazuto. What if two beautiful girls liked you.”

“But why?”

“JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION!”

“Hmmm, I’d say no to them obviously. I love Kushi with all fibers of my being!”

“H- Huh?”

I didn’t notice Kushi was with us up until she spoke. I could just see Kazuto’s tomato ass face as I cringe from deep inside me. I just thought “Well, I guess Kushi won’t really mind the 2 girls from now on”. I disappeared into the background as Kushi and Kazuto reconfirmed their love for each other once again.

“I- I also love Kazuto with all the fibers of my being!” in a really cutesy moe moe tone subtitled by Hitoka’s inner mind

“K- Kushi, You’re the only one for me.” In a… God why am I watching this unfold. My eyes, m- my virgin eyes are burning.

After that happened. We three arrived to school and met up with Mash at the front gate. We entered our classroom as we wait for the class to fill up. I went out and daydreamed in front of the window. While deep in my thoughts, I saw two people flying coming from our neighboring school and they we’re shooting beams up in the sky. I rubbed my eyes and went back inside the classroom. I went to my seat, I sat, I slept.