《Twins in Naruto》Weird explanation
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"H-How do you know?!Who are you?!"Shouted Obito as he suddenly became to panic.Those two were unknown and he certainly didn't like the idea of having two unknown people knowing his secret identity.
"We cannot tell you who we are since you probably won't believe us, even though we actually can prove it but i can atleast tell you that we know everything about you and madara."Said Sana with a smirk on her face while Kais was seriously confused.
'Wait i already played to a game called naruto it was.....Hmmmm....Ah yeah!Naruto shippuden ultimate ninja storm 4!If i remember the story this dude is one of the bad guy who tried to trap the world in a gigantic illusion with a dude called Madara.'Kais thought as he was trying to remember the whole story of the game, sadly even with his near perfect memory he could only remember half of the story.
"And so as i said we actually want to help you since you're clearly much more interesting than the 'good guys'even though as i said your plan isn't going to work"Said Sana as she finished her explanation to Obito while Kais was still lost in his thoughts.
"I-I....*Sigh*I seriously cannot even try to imagine who you are but i still can't believe you like this.I need a proof!"Said Obito as he still couldn't believe what that girl told him.According to her those were twins and actually knew the future of this world.She said that she knew everything about his plans and that they weren't gonna work because of, and i quote her 'the double-faced fucker with his mother the rabbit bitch'.Even though he had no idea of who she was talking about, he was even more confused by the fact that she knew the future.If what she said was true then he clearly needed the both of them.
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"Okay!I got proof!Firstly i know that madara saved you after you were crushed by the gigantic rock.Secondly i know that you became bad after you saw kakashi killing Rin, and by the way she was the one who told him to do that since she didn't wanted to be captured alive by the ennemies.Thirdly i know that you and madara want to resurrect Juubi with the demonic statue of the outer path(Gedo Mazo).Lastly and it's the most important thing i know that Zetsu is a traitor who's gonna betray you in the end in order to resurrect Kaguya Otsutsuki, the mother of the sage of the six paths."Said Sana while her smirk widened when she saw how shocked Obito was.Obito calmed himself after a few seconds and took his mask off .
"I would've never thought that one day something like would happen.It's so unrealistic that i cannot believe it.I don't want to believe it but...Seems like you know way too much for it to be a joke or something like that.You said that i wouldn't believe your explanation about who you are but with everything you said i think i'm actually gonna believe you?"Said Obito with a tired smile on his face.
"Yay!Well since i the whole story is too long i'm gonna tell you only the important stuff.Me and Kais are twins and we are the descendants of Asura the god of wrath, and not the son of Hagoromo.We were sent to this world to collect something and then after that we are gonna go to another world.This world was created by Asura long time ago for unknown reasons but we both know pretty much everything about it.And by everything i mean everything that could possibly help your plans.Normally anyone would've tried to stop you but we aren't good people and also it's way too boring to help the 'good guys'."Said Sana as Kais suddenly turned his head in a certain direction as he saw that the fox had finally disappeared.
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"Well seems like they sealed Kyuubi in Naruto huh?kukuku....Obito you should go back to your base and continue your plans with the akatsuki and everything else.I don't know what we are gonna do for now but i can tell you that we are gonna help you, so...When you need us simply teleport to us when we are alone!"Said Sana as Obito sighted and nodded, he then used his kamui to go back to his base while he thought about how interesting things were gonna get.
Sana turned towards Kais who genuinely looked confused as hell since he obviously understood only half of the conversation.
"I know you're confused bro but don't worry i'm gonna explain the whole story to you later.For now we need to decide what our next actions are gonna be.To me there's only 3 really interestings things to do:
1-Become citizens or ninja of Konoha and adopt naruto so we can control him.
2-Join the Akatsuki and, well....You know...Blow some things up and enjoy ourselves.
3-Train in the wilderness for a while, then go to any interesting place in this world in order to further grow in strengh and finally mess with the whole world when we are Overpowered enough."She said as she looked at her brother face.
While she waited for an answer something unexpected happened.A little black haired boy appeared beside them with a kunai in his hand.He pointed the kunai at Kais with a serious look on his face as put his other hand in his pouch.He waited for Kais to attack but he was suddenly hit by two massive and warm globes of flesh, while two strong arms hugged him.
"LITTLE ITACHI!!IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER!!"
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