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Breaking news- The community of Water House - Kingston Jamaica, has been agitated, because of what transpired in a public bus. A police team found two heads in a passenger's bag on the route to Portmore. A young man, about 21 years old, got into the bus with a backpack, at Three Mile. Shorty after he boarded, fellow passengers then begin to perceive a strong smell from the boy's backpack. The horrible smell, made the passengers suspicious and one of them alerted the driver of the matter. The driver saw some patrolmen on patrol and beckon them. The policemen then stormed the bus in commando style and began to search the passengers. One of the policemen almost fainted in shocked when he opened the 21 year old boy's backpack , he founded two heads. After examining them carefully, the policemen found out that they were two known heads. *** It was a head of garlic and the other of an onion. Thank you very much for your attention! Now you can continue doing what you where doing! YOU love too much drama!
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Sonny Samhain
Fact: "Moreso than nuclear weapons, or the information technologies, magic is the most dangerous toy mankind ever got their hands on. "Fact: Cornelius Dacre Douglas is an upstanding citizen of the Kingdom of Alvis, living in the city of Radomir. He works a nine-to-five job as an office clerk, to support his wife and daughter. With little to no association to the various underworld powers that secretly control the city. Fact: Cornelius Dacre Douglas, may not be who he seems to be. Cornelius Dacre Douglas may not even be Cornelius Dacre Douglas. He may in fact be an unknown 'formerly human' entity from an alternate reality, living as Cornelius Dacre Douglas because he has no hope of rectifying the situation or going home.Fact: The Current Cornelius Dacre Douglas would really prefer to live peacefully and hopes that the various entities and powers plotting to destroy/replace the current world order, would at least 'try' to be a little considerate of those people who have to work early in the morning and take their kids to school.
8 151The Problematic Kids of Elite High School
MC was a popular guy in the school. He was also believed to be a problematic student but somehow he was suggested to be the new president of the student council. Later that he knew the school itself has a lot of problematic kids which he was assumed to work as the president and solve problems lie within the school as a punishment. Being the president of an elite school was not easy plus his vice was pretty peculiar.
8 131Age of Legends
Age of Legends takes place in the world of Noctra a decade after a man known as Lord White coveted power for himself by wiping out the two eldest races of Noctra; Ta' and Nomads. Two survivors of this horror reunite and begin a journey to unravel Lord White's world while uncovering the truth to Noctra's history. A man who is initially only known as "Silent One" seeks vengeance for his people while a lively, wild Amberosin simply fights to survive in a world that wishes her dead. As the last two of the elder races, these two wrestle with destiny in their quest for lasting peace.
8 60Eclipse: Rise of a Demon King
The continent of El has just been rid of the last known dungeon ruled by the Lords. With the help of The Wolf, many lives were saved and the ten generation long oppression finally came to an end. The only threat left to humanity is... The Wolf. Refusing to be controlled by the King, The Wolf must survive being the new target of humanity. No matter how strong he is, he cannot go up against a whole race. At least, not yet.
8 104Mayhem of Magic
The world revolves around magic. The kingdom of Raekoft lives because of it. Magic is everywhere and flows through everyone and everything, seemingly with a mind of its own. Ritz Dravus is a 17-year-old teen with a rare potential in battle magic. After years of working and saving up money, he can finally attend the best magical academy in Raekoft, Liken Academy. If only he could enjoy his time there. Liken Academy is a place taken over by the upper class. A place where power rules supreme. Ritz’s humble beginnings will struggle in a place where social standing and power defines a person. Rittz will have to go through the usual school drama of making friends, keeping up with classes, dealing with crushes, fighting against bullies, growing insanity, magic manipulation, power scaling and the ever-looming threat of a neighbouring kingdom hungry for war. If magic is the first rule in this world, then mayhem would be the second. Author Note: This is a rewrite of Magic and Mayhem. I've taken a good look at where I would like to take the series and came to the conclusion that I would like to rewrite the story with a more set structure in mind. This is a full rewrite with elements like the story, style and characters changing slightly or completely. Please do give me a chance to provide all of you with a better story for all of you to enjoy. Thank you :)
8 104The voice they never heard
All the words that never left my throat nor my head the way I wished they did.mention of sh, ED, depression, anxietyDisclaimer: I am not a poet. I focus on writing so most of these don't follow the traditional rules of poetry. impressive rankings#2 in poesia on 18/12/2021#1 poembook on 11/12/2021#2 in spokenwords on 06/12/2021
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