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A police officer stop at a farm in Clarendon, Jamaica, and talked to an old farmer. He said to the farmer, " We are conducting a raid on your farm, we want to see if you have guns or drugs." The farmer replied with acceptance, " Okay, but don't go into the field over there." The farmer said as he point at a location. The police officer verbally exploded and said, " I will tell you this, I have the authority of the Jamaican government!" reaching into his pocket, the arrogant police officer removed his badge and proudly display it to the farmer, "see this badge?! this badge means I can go anywhere I want.... On any land! No question asked, no answer given! you understand old boy?" The farmer kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later, the farmer heared a loud scream, he looked up and saw the police officer running for his life, he was being chased by the farmers big bison bull. With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it looked like he would be ground before he reach safety. The officer was clearly terrifed. The old farmer threw down his machete, ran as fast as he could to the fence and yell at the top of his lungs. " YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BAGDE!"
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Atonement of an Immortal
Michael Rageberg was someone blessed with great luck. In a world where the strong rule, he was born with an immortal soul. Wielding immense power since his childhood, he grew up arrogant and shallow. Arrogance led to overconfidence, and overconfidence led to stagnation. When his world was invaded by devils, he was not able to achieve much besides protecting himself. In the end, he found himself outnumbered and captured. The devils ripped out his soul from his body, in an attempt to refine him as an immortal puppet. Over aeons, he was tortured by the devils. When the endless pain and solitude was about to break his will, he found a ray of hope. An ancient being offered to send him back in time in exchange for his immortality. To atone for the sin of weakness, he now wants to change the fate of his world! But having lost his immortality and power, his path is filled with danger and hardship. Follow Michael on his journey as he struggles against cosmic beings to protect all he holds dear. The cover is taken from the following link: https://wallpapercave.com/w/D1rx3AB Ps:- This is my first attempt to writing a story on any platform. I just wanted to give this a try. I have read quite a few Chinese Novels and this story is my attempt at the genre. I welcome all criticisms.
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I Just Want To Eat 3 Meals a Day
This is the chronicle of a man who just wanted to eat three meals a day and at the same time have some wicked time online. No job? No Problem!
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Before her rebirth, she was in love with someone else, bent on escaping him, and hates him deep to his bones.After her rebirth, she looked at the beauty on the bed, seriously thinking, why did she deny such beauty and his love.In her past life, her mind was muddled. She tried to get rid of the outstandingly beautiful husband that she didn't want, was victimized by slag men and cheap women, and her most trusted friend brainwashed her. In the end, she found herself isolated and alone.In this lifetime, all of the evil people scheming and longing to destroy her should yield. Sorry but this young miss's IQ is on the line this time!
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Gold Coin Tower (paused)
The world of Vanion. A world of magic, monsters and different races. In this world lives a young man named Vanroc. While he is driven out of his village for an unknown reason, he sets off to look for work. What will he become? A simple field worker or maybe a merchant? Will he follow the influence of others or find his own way while learning about the most powerful weapon in the world: money! Time will tell what will be most important to him. Maybe money? Knowledge? Or is it his conscience? --- A (big) part of this Novel will focus on the economy and business of this magic world. --- [ paused ]
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Blue Road
Richard didn't heed his guardian's warnings about the mysterious and shady place from the flyer he came across. He wanted a big break and a chance to make quick and easy money, but never expected to find himself tricked and caught in a twisted experiment conjured up by scientists. Transformed into a monstrous blue, blob-like creature, Richard flees the scene in a panic. He teams up with a ghostly child named Fawn, who wants revenge on her parents' killer, and leaves town to find the one responsible for their (recently) destroyed lives. Federal Agents, corrupt corporate heads, shady scientists, and even the police are all on his trail. Richard will need to use his newly honed skills to uncover the truth of who's really behind the scenes, and who to trust. What will they uncover? [Heads up, it's going to be a slow burn, and will take a while for the story to really get going.]
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Alpha Human
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