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A police officer stop at a farm in Clarendon, Jamaica, and talked to an old farmer. He said to the farmer, " We are conducting a raid on your farm, we want to see if you have guns or drugs." The farmer replied with acceptance, " Okay, but don't go into the field over there." The farmer said as he point at a location. The police officer verbally exploded and said, " I will tell you this, I have the authority of the Jamaican government!" reaching into his pocket, the arrogant police officer removed his badge and proudly display it to the farmer, "see this badge?! this badge means I can go anywhere I want.... On any land! No question asked, no answer given! you understand old boy?" The farmer kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later, the farmer heared a loud scream, he looked up and saw the police officer running for his life, he was being chased by the farmers big bison bull. With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it looked like he would be ground before he reach safety. The officer was clearly terrifed. The old farmer threw down his machete, ran as fast as he could to the fence and yell at the top of his lungs. " YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BAGDE!"
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Praying For My Downfall
Mike Nelson is old. His health problems are getting worse and worse all the time. Luckily, there is a new VRMMO technology with extreme time compression that will allow him to make the most of his remaining years. The new game K.O.R.A.L. promises to be the most immersive MMO of all time, with many of the traditional tools of players stripped away and a permadeath system for their characters. The only problem is the Alpha phase two years ago has made the NPC population of the game extremely paranoid about Travelers, and likely to kill them whenever they are discovered. *If you have specific concerns/notes/questions about the story feel free to PM me as well as leaving comments*
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Warrior of the Sea
A 17 year old boy wakes up to find out he's in a 16 year old Usopp's body. With knowledge of the future and determination to become a Strawhat and live out his dreams, will he be able to overcome the One Piece world's insanity and become strong enough to survive? And will he be strong enough to protect the 3 kids tagging along with him? SI! Usopp / Sniper! Usopp
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Lyrica of a Hundred Tails
Voyaging in the middle of the sea with her family, Lyrica finds herself in the middle of a thunderstorm! Fortunately for her she managed to overcome the storm unscathed. Unfortunately for her she's stranded alone in the middle of the sea! Enjoy the show as our heroine travels from city to city around the world to reunite with her family, learning economic lessons and the various cultures as she sings her way into becoming the "Best Pop Idol"!
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Toothpick
“Hello! My humble audience! I, the Bard of the North, am going to tell you a tale. Nothing new, nothing old. A story of a hero, some may say, others a poor boy who was hated by the world.” The storyteller paused as he waited, right timing was everything when telling a story. Pacing… Too slow and the audience became bored then left without tossing even the smallest of coins. If he spoke too fast and rushed the story. It would leave the audience confused and having no reason to be impressed. So like any good storyteller, the Bard has to do a balancing act of sorts. Not too slow, not too fast. Just perfectly in the middle. “In a shattered country in the south, a novice princeling has the ambition to mend a torn tapestry that is his birthplace. Struggling to fend off those who would usurp the throne in an unending civil war spanning centuries. A mercenary that left only death in his wake, unable to stave off the monotony and peace of life. He looks back at the path laden with bodies, wondering if it was all worth it. Wandering souls summoned by a madman, travel away from a wasteland in a foreign land, the first alone, the others as companions. A deity, ancient in her years, waiting to be freed from a duty she no longer enjoys. For all these people and their stories, none are the hero of this tale. No, the hero is not grand, not wise, not ready.. he was punished for nothing of his doing, who was an outcast that was unloved by many, including his father.” This was always the big reveal novices use to jump off into their story. He did not start here, instead, like any good fishermen, he set the bait and waited until the fish bit before pulling. As he saw the audience's eyes focus, he then started the backstory. The harness, that stopped the listeners from having metaphorical whiplash. The foreshadowing. “But that is not where the story starts. No, not even the hero's birth. Where the story begins, is the boredom of the deity, a deity many know of. She who hunts for the impossible, the guide for those who have lost the path, the Huntress of Mallon--” A small pause, a short breath. “--All old names for a single powerful being that has roamed the grounds of this continent longer than any line of kings or queens, lords or ladies. A being of worship for many an individual…” One last breath. And he began singing the first verse.
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The Chronicles of Callidiran
Using Royal Road to get feedback on the novel, will remove when the platform I'm planning to release it on launches. Stretching before me was the most beautifull thing I'd ever seen. An violet ocean, stars scattered inside. The old man looked at me with a grin and welcomed me to the place I belonged. Callidiran, the world of Mana and Qi, where one can control the elements at their whims, where mortals can seemingly become gods. Power belongs to those who dare take it. Follow Ollivander as he chooses to cultivate both Mana and Qi, a practice that is deemed impossible, after his life get's turned upside down following the dissapearance of his parents.
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