《The Fat Prince Volume 2: A Hero Among Thieves》Chapter 10
Advertisement
Yellow eyes glared from every angle and each swordsperson drew their weapons. Antonio winked and flicked his hair over his shoulder. “We got you covered mi amigos. We’ll send these shadow men to the depths of hell while you take care of Countess Crazy up there.”
“You got this Van?” Cyrus asked.
Van quickly removed her hanging feather earrings and her eyepatch. “I am!”
Several of the mummified men drew their swords too and lumbered towards Van and Antonio who waiting for the perfect opening to parry. One mummy swung his sword straight down at the ground causing Van to let out a cry and swing as hard as she could, lopping his head clean off. It bounced along the floor causing the other mummies to take notice, and with another cry, Van and Antonio rushed at them while their defenses were down.
Antonio battled two mummies with one sword, taking time to deflect both of their slow blows from the front and behind him. The mummies calibrated their attacks at once and Antonio quickly swiveled aside; and with suavity, he used his left hand to draw his other rapier out of the holster and stab both mummies at once.
“Hey,” Van said, defending herself against a particularly ferocious mummy. “I thought your arm was fractured.”
“Haha,” the foppish swordsman laughed. “Antonio Corazon loves to use the element of surprise on both his foes and the ladies. And it seems I’ve gained the upper hand with both.”
Cyrus rolled his eyes as Archibald quickly lead him through an opening in the mummies to where Jetta Larson stood observing the bloodshed. Cyrus gasped as she swung the sleeves of her coat and two throwing knives zoomed past them like bolts from the sky. Cyrus barely saw the knife; it had flown so close to him he could feel the breeze generated by it.
“Whoa! Archibald look out!” he cried.
“Right ahead of you princey!” Archibald said. “Jetta is notoriously good with small blades. I’ve sparred with her before and…”
Jetta quickly threw a knife right over Cyrus’ head, causing Archibald to laugh. “I guess being possessed by a bandmage has messed up her aim.”
But Cyrus wasn’t laughing. A bag of white powder attached to the knife had fallen all over him and he began to scratch himself. “Ack! Itching powder! Look out, Archibald! She’s got tricks attached to the knives.”
“Are you saying she’s got tricks up her sleeves?” Archibald said, laughing to himself but It was too late for the Majester, Jett had thrown a knife over his head and bright red powder fell over him.
Cyrus managed to brush all the dangerous powder off of him and cried, “Archibald? How are you feeling?”
“I feel so…” the Majester gave a goofy and dull eyed grin as he outstretched her hands, “in love with Jetta Larson! Oh Jetta baby, you know ol’ Archibald wants nothing more than to share a night of red wine and scented candles with you!”
Advertisement
“Bleh,” Cyrus muttered “A love potion! That’s so gross. Is this how you get your dates, thief lady?”
Jetta let out a sinster laugh and walked slowly towards Prince Cyrus who tried to outrun her,heading for the throne but her lithe and nimble body was much faster than his stocky, plump body. She backed him against the throne seats, where a large chunk of devil’s gold and Bunting’s cake sat. “Prince,” she whispered drawing a large knife from a holster on her thigh. “Come quietly so I don’t have to cut off your legs.”
Her yellow eyes glinted and her sharp teeth flashed like a hungry reptile. She loomed over him when all of a sudden, Archibald wrapped his good arm around her body and hung on her. He was surprisingly tenacious for a man who could only use one arm. “Get ready for the hug of the century!” he exclaimed. “Nothing I like more than to nuzzle with a smokin’ hot love machine like Miss Larson.”
Cyrus gagged but watched in amazement as she dropped her knife on the floor. It left a chance for him to liberate her from the clutches of the bandmage. He quickly scuttled over to the knife as she groaned and hissed. “Let me go of me, you ingrate!”
“That’s why love potions are the one trick I’ll never use, thief lady,” Cyrus responded and tried to angle the knife so it would slice through all of the bandages that wrapped around her.
Before he did, he saw a red glint on her clothes and noticed the red brooch on her coat- it belonged to Bunting. Cyrus grabbed it while Jetta was restrained. She began to struggle against Archibald and Cyrus knew the time was now, he had to swing the knife or she would escape. He closed his eyes and swung down. He heard a cry and open his eyes. He had cut the bandages on her face and body but had grazed her face with the tip of the knife. Blood trickled down her face but Jetta had stopped writhing. The yellow in her eyes faded and her teeth returned to normal. She took a finger and wiped the blood from her face, sticking it in her mouth. “My blood,” she murmured. “Where am I? What am I doing.”
Archibald, no longer looking lovelorn released her from his one armed hold. “Jetta, you’ve caused a huge mess and you can just look behind you and see what you’ve done.
As Jetta did, the men who fought Van and Antonio dropped to the ground, no longer in her control. The blue flames on the torches changed to bright red and the large room brightened. On the floor, the heroes could now see the source of the stench. A pale but bloodstained sheet was draped over a body and upon seeing it, Jetta’s eyes began to water. “Father…”
She ran over to it and crouched down. “What have I done?” she said shaking her head in her hands. “I was so angry at him that I didn’t realize what I was doing.”
Advertisement
Archibald walked over to her. He had a look of anger and scorn on his face, but also curiosity. “But why were you angry at him?” He loved you.”
“I could tell he always wanted a son,” Jetta responded, gazing forlorn at the Don’s body. “He even referred to you as the ‘son he never had.’”
“He still loved you,” Archibald spoke fast and angrily. “He trained you reluctantly but he confided in me, that he hoped you wouldn’t live the criminal life. He imposed those rules on how to succeed him in hope you wouldn’t challenge him and you’d settle down with a nice man away from the world of thievery and crime.”
Jetta looked up at Archibald for the first time. “He didn’t understand me at all. I’m a Larson, thievery and crime are in my blood. The way he viewed me as his daughter sickened me…but still, I wish with my whole heart that I hadn’t done what I did. He was still…my father.”
Her sad eye were met with a look of sympathy for the first time. “I finally understand Jetta. Perhaps I was blind to your fathers actions. He was so good to me that I think we both overlooked you.”
Jetta rose to her feet and look tentatively at the Majester. She had a sudden shyness to her that contrasted with her hard face. “Please, just hold me,” she said. “I can never forgive myself for what I’ve done.”
“It’s going to take a long time for me to get over his death,” Archibald responded. “But I think I can start by forgiving you.”
He took Jetta in her arms and embraced her as she quietly sobbed. Cyrus, Van and even Antonio stood silently as they watched the two. Everything was so quiet that they didn’t notice who was standing behind them. “I didn’t want to interupt this heartfelt moment, but I can’t help but notice what you had, Mister Prince.”
Cyrus turned around and saw Bunting with a sheepish grin on his youthful face. “ello Prince, mind giving me back what was stolen from me?”
“Oh sure, Bunting,” Cyrus responded. “I’m glad you can give this brooch to the one you love.”
“Oh I know they can’t wait and neither can I!” Bunting grabbed the brooch with hungry eyes and Cyrus watched as blue veins coursed through Bunting’s pale skin as he clutched it. The chef began to laugh as his eyes grew beady, fangs grew in his mouth and his skin changed to a deathly blue.
Everyone turned around as Van gasped. “Bunting, he’s a…”
“Foolish wench,” Bunting snarled as he pointed his long index finger at Jetta. “I guide you to the devil’s gold and allow you to control this whole town of fools and you steal my brooch. Is that anyway to repay me? I may be the supernatural beast, but it is you with the unnatural mind.”
“Bunting,” Jetta gasped. “I had forgotten all about you.”
“Unfortunately for you, zis fat lard snatched it back for me.” The Everblood fastened the brooch onto his chef outfit. “Now I can have my power back in addition to my elegant style!”
Bunting ran over to where his cake and the chunk of devil’s gold were. He touched it with a large grin from his fanged mouth. The men on the floor all rose up, ready to serve their new master.
The large golden doors moved aside and a bandaged man in a mining helmet and smudged clothes ran in. “Sir we’ve discovered more devil’s gold in the mines. We may be close to the motherlode.”
“Perfect,” Bunting laughed. “I have no use for you ‘ooligans and ‘alfwits anymore. I will soon be the aristocratic ruler of the land with the whole population under my control. Too bad none of you will be alive to see this.”
“Bunting, there’s no way you can take us all at once.” Antonio responded. “We’ll steal that brooch of yours and render you powerless.”
“Ah hah hah,” the everblood chef laughed. “Zats what you’d want to do, but you won’t be able to because I am at the full extent of my power! Now my precious morsel can finally feed itself.”
“What morsel?” Van asked with a scared wimper.
“Why my delicious bunt cake zat is!” The Everblood snapped his fingers and the cake on the floor began to slowly writhe and grow. As it did, the cake grew more and more monsterous too. The frills on the end became sharp and jagged like teeth and the candles on top twisted into demonic horns. Two ugly blood red eyes emerged from the cake and it let out a horrendous roar.
“Yes, my beautiful scrumptious pet,” Bunting said stroking the cake which now reached the ceiling. “You will finally get revenge for all your brothers and sisters who were unjustly eaten by uncaring fools. Now it can finally be you who eats them! I’m sorry you five will not see me at the height of my reign, you will be much too busy being digested in sugar frosting. I hope to see you in the shadow lands soon, Ciao!”
The four heroes stood dumbfounded as the enormous cake loomed towards them. None of them knew if they could outrun this beast but Cyrus knew one thing, he never expected to die at the hands of one of his favorite foods.
Advertisement
- In Serial211 Chapters
Master of the Loop
Life in a fantastical world didn’t add up to everything Sylas thought it would be. There were no pretty ladies goading him, there were no overpowered items and abilities tossed his way, and there was no calm and peace. Instead, he was tossed directly into a hellhole some few hours before it was to be invaded. That was it, he figured. His fantasy adventure in another world would be a short-lived one. He’d die and that would be it. Except... You have died. A ‘Save Point’ discovered. Loading… You will be returned to the ‘Initial Save’ point.
8 185 - In Serial29 Chapters
World in Ruins
Enter Alex, pretty normal guy, budding interest in girls, good grades, sadly orphaned. He knew what he would do after graduation. He had hopes and dreams, mostly unfulfilled, like every other teenager there is. He knew what life would give him. Until a decisive morning changed everything. Congratulations Humanity, your greed and destruction of Nature has corrupted your worldcore. While your parents fight at the front, you, the children, are given a grace period, until you turn 20 years old. Then you have to join them and clean the corruption.It can’t be cleaned through simple means, but fear not, we, the most esteemed and paramount council, have given you tools to grow in power. Your world may crumble to ash and dust, but you will rise like a Phoenix or decay in timeless strife.Rise, grow and conquer your foe. [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] - 04.22 Updates Monday & Thursday
8 102 - In Serial8 Chapters
The world before: The Abysmal Elven Lord
Countless years I have lain in the darknesss. My memories of the past ever fleeting. I slumbered for uncountable years. I woke up in between only to be met with the same existence, same silent darkness, emptiness, a void area with unlimited corners. Why was I here? All of this changed one day when a voice called to me. Journey with me as I discover my past and make my future.
8 175 - In Serial10 Chapters
The Forging : Chronicles of Invernia
The world is no more, the gods had a choice of saving one of two worlds with Earth losing. They instead transitioned all to Invernia in hopes they could help that planet survive the coming horrors. Out of those who survived the transition, one god who lost his children would rest his hopes on the one individual who chose to have his new life randomly set up, in an attempt to bring them back into existence. How would you handle waking up to a new world that till now you thought could only happen in VR games? Well our MC is about to find out. Hello! I have always wanted to write though never got around to it, now with all the extra time, I find myself with I have decided to finally pursue it. I would appreciate critiques and advice anyone can offer to help me be better at it. Thank you in advance!
8 89 - In Serial6 Chapters
The Misty Gloam
Once a month the mists of the Gloamwood spread outward covering the nearby wildlands and it's inhabitants. It is an unnatural ethereal mist that steals the breath and sight of living creatures leaving a curse-like Mark on it's victims who slowly lose their mind and self to hallucinations before falling into a coma. On the outskirts of the Gloamwood lies a small village named Briarhaven. Working as a small time hunter trapper Vance Melier and his younger brother Avar eke out a humble living. During a year of erratic mists appearing without warning Avar becomes Marked when his spirit candle burns out. Now Vance must brave the Gloamwood to break the Mark on his brother before the mists return to take him. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author Note: This is my first 'book' or attempt at writing a story so please don't tease me. I've always been a voracious reader but never worked up the courage or confidence to write a story and I still don't kind of but now I'm here to work on my writing chops. Intended to be a short story but we'll see how it pans out feel free to leave some writing tips or helpful criticism. Hope you enjoy.
8 124 - In Serial49 Chapters
Awakening (Book 1)
Looking for a spooky read?(Chapters uploaded daily thru Sept! Reworked as a New Adult series so expect some spice!) She'll do anything for vengeance, even confront death itself.Born a healer, nineteen-year-old Colina has been taught to fear dark magic. But now vengeance and survival are her only goals, and she seeks the help of the Death Dealers-dark mages who wield the death arts, drawing their power from the spirits of the unsettled dead.Colina asks a death dealer named Luke for help. Little does she know convincing him to train her will be the easiest part of her journey.Three dark rituals, each more terrifying than the last.If she survives her trials, what will she become?Content and trigger warning: This story contains scenes of violence, death and demonic possession.d
8 250

