《A restaurant in the Apocalypse》The Apocalypse begins
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"MRS LIGHT"
"Huh What" I say as I groggily get yelled awake by the teacher "since you thought it was
appropriate to sleep in my class why don't you tell me what the difference between frying
something and deep frying something" Mr Jacobson said with a sickly sweet smile; Me
having done the research before when perfecting my french fry recipe stated "oh that one's
simple normal frying means cooking food in oil with a depth that reaches about half of the
thickness of the food. Deep frying means cooking food in oil deep enough to cover it to allow
the food to float in the oil." The astonished look on the man's face is priceless I can't believe
he thinks I would sleep if I didn't know what he was teaching. I pay to go to this school I kinda
want to learn the stuff I'm paying to learn. "That is correct Mrs light glad to know you at least
know the material."
Drriiing Drrriiing
Mr Jacobson decides to release us before we leave and say "Alright class dismissed make sure to
do the homework and remember we are actually deep frying tomorrow." As I'm leaving I feel this sick
feeling in my stomach and rush to the bathroom before throwing up.
DING [Apocalyptic Chef system activated please prepare for the apocalypse]
Huh I must be going crazy I'm thinking about apocalyptic Chef systems and hearing bells like
what the heck even is an apocalyptic Chef system?
DING [The apocalyptic Chef system is one of the 50 systems created for world preparation]
Wait hold up is this real; I'm hearing voices in my head with bells ringing and they say that
another 50 people are also hearing voices.
DING [The system is not a voice it is a system used to prepare people each system is linked to a specific skill and is randomly given to one random Host that has that skill ]
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"Woah I must be really crazy" I state as a window just appeared in front of me with text that
says
DING [You have been chosen to host the Apocalyptic Chef system please think yes or no to accept or decline]
Well I'm going crazy anyways. I might as well pick the more interesting option. Yes I will accept
this weird system
DING [The apocalypse will start in 1 week please be prepared]
Okay I will prepare just in case I'm not crazy. Knock Knock "are you okay in there I heard
you throw up" I hear muffled through the door "Yeah im okay be right out" I yell
through the door. Well since school is over as that was my last class of the day I should
probably go home.
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