Adventurers. Brave fighters who dare to stand up when in the face of danger. Laughing even when on the brink of death. A symbol of courage and strength that permeates throughout the land of Eden. Some of them fight as they simply want a challenge, others take on requests just to see others smile, a few even adventure to far off lands because they heard the call of the wild. However, one thing remains constant about all adventurers. They surpass challenges in their own noble way. Except, for one adventurer who wore a black hoodie. He's currently watching an innocent cleric tied up chains trying to escape her imprisonment.

Nia:

AAROOOONNNNN!!!! YOU HAVVEE TO HELP MEEE!!!! SHE'S GOINNNGGG TO KILLL MMEEE!!!! AAAROONNN!!!!

Aaron:

Quiet down. You're disturbing everyone with your crying.

The teenager continued to eat his bowl of stew as Nia cried and screamed while trapped in metal chains. Everyone in the adventurer's guild stared as the cleric tried to wriggle out of her trap.

Nia:

I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!!!!! ANYTHINGGGGGGG!!! AARRRRRROOOOONNNNNNN!!!

Aaron:

If you keep this up everyone's going to think I'm some kind of pervert.

Aaron obviously did not care for the girl who had tear streaming down her face. Silver soon came to the table with multiple plates of food and sat down.

Nia:

SILVER!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!! I'M TRAPPED IN THESE CHAINS AND AARON IS TRYING TO KEEP ME QUIET!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO TO MEEE!!!!! YOU CAN'T LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY RIGGGHTTT!!

Silver:

Aaron, you can go a head if you want to. I don't really care.

Aaron:

Thank you for your consent, but I didn't put her in those chains.

The two "heroes" carried on with their breakfast while the girl continued to cry and wail on the floor. By this point, the entirety of the guild was staring at the distraught cleric crying. Many even started to give the unamused Aaron evil glances. Nia wormed her way to side of Aaron's feet and looked up at him with her tear filled eyes. Her face liquids started to soak Aaron's grey sweatpants as unintelligible whining and crying ensued

Nia:

I.....don't......wan't......to....die........

Aaron:

You're getting my pants wet and not in a good way. Also, exactly who is going to kill you?

Nia:

There was this mean girl......... and she was making fun of me because I was crying after the mean things you said.... and..*sniff*.. and that made me cry some more..*sniff*...so I tried to use my {Divine Punishment} on her.....BUT THEN IT MISSEDDDDDD!!.... so she started making fun of me again.....*sniff*... and then she started to say really scary things...... so I tried to hit her again.*sniff*.. THEN SHE CASTED SOME SPELL ON ME WHICH TRAPPED ME LIKE THIS!!... then she said that she was going to follow me where ever I went......Aaaaaaroooonnn.....*sniff*..*sniff*....

Nia's crying annoyed the group and made multiple people move tables to stay out of the drama.

"Are all your followers like this, Cris?"

Aaron:

You kind of deserve it don't you. You attacked her first. Besides, what kind of person would waste their time trying to kill you when they could just wait for you luck to do its work?

Unknown voice:

I found you.

Aaron:

huh?

The group looked forward and saw a person standing in front of them. She wore a red mage's robe that ended at her knees. When she stood straight, she was slightly shorter than Aaron. Along her back was a long staff that was taller than her. But the detail that caught Aaron's eyes the most was not her mage like appearance, but 2 tall fox like ears and a tail covered in golden fur. Aaron had found the treasure that millions in his world would die for. He felt as if Cris had finally blessed him with the ultimate isekai protagonist power. He finally found a fox girl. Aaron broke down. It was a beautiful sight to behold. It was as if his purpose in life was fulfilled.

Nia:

ITS THE WITTTCHHHHHHH!!!! SILLLLVEERRRRRR SHIEELLLLDDD MEEE!!!

Silver:

I'm sure she won't kill you.....

Fox girl:

I've travelled through multiple towns, and I have finally found what I'm looking for. YOU, NIA. YOU'RE BY FAR THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON I'VE EVER MET!!!

Silver:

I didn't know someone actually wanted you, Nia.

Fox girl:

I can finally bask in your suffering! I CAN WATCH AS YOU INEVITABLY FAIL AT ALL YOUR QUESTS! I CAN WITNESS YOU BE COVERED IN SLIME, OR BE HELD DOWN BY FEROCIOUS BEAST WHO WILL HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU. I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE YOU GO ON TORTUOUS EXPEDITIONS!!!

The fox girl blushed and had a face of euphoria. She was shaking and her hands rubbed against her sides she spoke with a lust filled voice.

Nia:

SEEEE SILVERRRR!! SHE WANTS TO KILLLL MEEEE!!

Silver:

Uhhhhhhh, what is going on exactly?

Fox girl:

PREPARE FOR MORE PAIN THAN EVER BEFORE NIA FIEL!! BECAUSE I, RUBY MELEKITH WILL BE FOLLOWING YOUR GROUP EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

Aaron perked up from his blissful trance and picked up on a single word the fox girl said

Aaron:

Wait, did you say that you will be following our group.

Ruby:

Of course. I'll join your party.

Aaron:

What's your weird quirk that I'm going to have to deal with.........

Ruby:

I want to watch Nia Fiel have as bad a time as possible.

Aaron:

Nevermind then, I see our missions align.

Nia:

AAARONNNN!! YOU CAN'T LET HER JOINNNNNN!!! SILLLVEERRRRR SAY SOMETHING!!

Aaron:

Sorry Nia, but you lost your right to have an opinion the moment you were born.

Silver:

We can't get any teammates since you joined our party, Nia. So you could say that this is a blessing from Cris.

Nia:

CRIS WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!! SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE MY POOR SOUL WITH THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL GROUP!!!

Aaron:

Trust me, she would.

Aaron thinks about Nia's statement and replays the entirety of his stay in this other world.

The three adventurers drag the chained up Nia to the lush green outskirts of the town. After a lot of contemplation, the group decide to free the trapped cleric. They ready their equipment and begin their monster slaying for the day.

Aaron:

Nia, stop sulking in the corner and call your super big monster friend over here.

Nia:

I can't choose to get him here! You can't expect a giant slime to appear again JUST because I'm here! I'm not THAT unlucky.

Just as Nia said those lines, a giant mass could be seen over the horizon. It's looming body moved toward Aaron's party at an alarming rate. The team prepare their weapons and point towards the monster.

Ruby:

I guess I should start it off. WITNESS THE POWER OF A TRAP WIZARD!

Energy swirled around ruby as she held her staff into the air. An ominous portal appeared above her as chains fell out of it. The metal links clamoured and clashed as they piled up and twisted around the girl. Ruby points her staff towards the monster as chains surround it in a similar fashion

Ruby:

Pain and suffering is the only thing left in my wake. I fight to watch my foe dance the tango of death. Gods, smite the enemy and come to my aid! {CHAIN PRISON}!!!!

The slime was immobilised as the chains swarmed and tightly wrapped around its body. The portal disappeared leaving the metallic chains to linger on the enemy.

Silver:

Now that you can't move.....YOUR ASS IS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED!!

Nia:

By the holy light, I CAST {HASTE}!!!

The knight and the cleric run off to take down the slime as Aaron thinks to himself.

"Trap magic huh. If she can stop that entire monster then..... SHE'S THE MOST USEFUL MEMBER ON OUR TEAM!"

Ruby:

Look at the pitiful being. *heavy breathing* Trapped and unable to move! Look at the chains as they dig into its slimy body .*heavy breathing* I can't just heer it scream my name, begging to be set free from its imprisonment. While I sit and watch as he's humiliated by 2 tiny adventurers. I get to witness it's health slowly dwindle away* heavy breathing*. Instead of a single powerful blow, *heavy breathing* it will endure its fate, praying for its inevitable death to come as pain takes over his body*heavy breathing*

Aaron:

huh?

Ruby's voice was filled with sexual desire. Her face was red as she watched the slime's fruitless attempts to wriggle to freedom. She could't help but feel a burning sensation within her as she witness the defenceless monster be pummelled by Silver's rage filled attacks. Aaron took one good look at the perverse girl and suddenly noticed a slight bigger problem. Ruby was also wrapped in chains.

Aaron:

Ruuuuuubyyyyyyyyyy, what did you say about having a weird quirk I'd have to deal with....

The fox girl's face now turned an even brighter shade red as a smile of pleasure plastered itself onto her mouth.

Ruby:

That was a lie. And look at your face of disappointment! Seeing that the mage who casted the strongest spell you've ever seen in your life, THEN FINDING OUT THAT SHE CASTS IT ON HERSELF ASWELL! You look as if your dreams have fallen out of the sky! Just what I wanted to see!

Aaron:

Oh, who's disappointed here?

Aaron's face suddenly changed. He smiled as her stood over the trapped girl. Aaron was now an imposing figure that casted a shadow of darkness over the fox girl

Aaron:

Let's say a man has been living in a beautiful woman's house for the past week. He's endured hearing the sound of water falling onto her a bare skin as she bathed. He's seen the dirty clothes she wore throughout the entire day, drenched in sweat, simply laying on the floor. Not only that, but he watched as 2 ladies were covered in slime, one of them wearing clothes that were barely holding together.

Ruby:

Uhhh, what are you doing.

Aaron:

Now let's say he finds a fox girl, something he's been dreaming of seeing, who's left her self trapped in chains on the floor in front of him. No one else is around to see what will happen. What do you think would follow...

Ruby:

Wait wait wait wait. I don't like being the one that's threatened! Can we swap rolls!

The fox girl tried to squirm in panic as Aaron slowly moved his hands toward the girl. A devilish smile rose from Aaron's face as his hand approached his target.

Then, there was contact. Aaron felt something he and many men dreamed of. It was soft, like nothing he'd ever felt before. Ruby blushed and gasped as Aaron continued. He pushed his hand into the softness and embraced it. He rubbed his face into the pile of bliss, enjoying every moment of it.

Ruby:

HHHHNNNNNGG♪

That's right. Aaron played with the fox girl's tail

{Writer's note: I know what you thought it was you pervs}

Aaron:

♪♪its so soft♪♪

Ruby:

Aaron...hnn♪....stop.

Aaron:

What's that little music note symbol noise you made then. You sound like you enjoy this don't you.

Aaron rubbed the tail even faster making the girl squeal and blush even harder.

Just as Aaron continued to indulge himself, Silver and Nia pulled the chained up girl and Aaron off the ground. Ruby and Aaron were being dragged by Silver as she bolted her way back to the main gates. Ruby's face ploughed through dirt while Nia had here arms flailing about in an attempt to keep up with Silver.

Aaron:

What the hell Silver! why'd you drag me away from--

Aaron looked and saw the slime they were attacking chasing them down. It's body was leaving a trail of dead grass and upturned earth.

Aaron:

HOW DID IT SET ITSELF FREE

Nia:

About that......

Whilst Aaron was playing with Ruby's tail, Silver and Nia were beating down the trapped slime. Pieces of the jelly flew off its body and landed on the grass, creating large splatters. Silver stood on top of the beast, landing blows with her shield onto it while Nia stood at the base swinging her sceptre, missing every single hit.

{-1HP}

{-1HP}

{-1HP}

{-1HP}

{-1HP}

Silver:

HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH!!!

Nia:

Let me hit you!!!

Nia swung her sceptre wildly. Finally after 27 or so tries, Her sceptre found its mark.

Nia:

I HIT IT!! AARON DID YOU SEEEE!!! I HIT THE SLIME!!

Then, Nia looked at her sceptre and saw that she had actually landed a hit onto the magical chains. The chains turned into light and shattered after the hit. The slime was now free to move.

Nia:

Oh.....

After hearing this story Aaron had his regular unamused face. The slime chased after them rapidy and was not too far behind them.

Aaron:

We can't outrun it. Can we have a vote to kick Nia into the slime.

Nia:

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!! I'M IN THE GROUP BECAUSE I CAN HEAL YOU GUYS RIGHT!!! THAT'S A SKILL NO ONE ELSE CAN DO HERE!! SO SHOULDN'T WE KICK OUT SOMEONE WHO'S A DUPLICATE!!

Ruby piped up as her mouth was being filled with dirt due to her being dragged along.

Ruby:

I can cast ....*hrmrmjirsnfuifejufjeff*....trap magic.

Silver:

I dealt most of the damage just now.

All eyes suddenly landed on Aaron. The group member who was too busy playing with Ruby's tail to do anything.

Aaron:

WAAAAAIITT!! RUBY'S TRAPPED IN CHAINS SO SHE'S PRACTICALLY DEAD WEIGHT NOW RIGHT!! WE CAN THROW HER OFF!!

Ruby:

But I *hhhhrhrhfggghhrsfru* still *hhhhrhghhggef* contributed more *hhhygsghrsfguf* than you.

Aaron racked his brain in an attempt to save himself from being thrown into the slime. He remembered a small piece of text on Nia's adventurer's card that might do the trick

Aaron:

Nia! You can use {Haze} right! You can stop it RIGHT!

Nia:

Oh yeah! I can blind the slime temporarily!

Aaron:

We're all saved! No need to sacrifice me right?

Nia:

With the power that dwells in the holy light, I cast {HAZ--STEEAAAAAAAHHHHH

A rock had appeared Nia's path, causing her to trip and mess up her chant. Nia composed herself and continued running. Suddenly, the slime glowed and started to speed up.

Aaron:

Nia! Its speeding up! What happened!

Nia:

Ummmm... there was a small pebble in my path... so I tripped and the words got messed up... and I may have casted {Haste} instead.

Nia gave a sheepish smile as the entire group looked at her disappointed. The slime was now right behind them thanks to Nia's {Haste} spell

Aaron:

So we can all agree on who the sacrifice should be right?

Silver:

Yes

Ruby:

Take her down

Nia:

WAIT WAIT WAIT I CAN FIX THIS--

Aaron stretched his foot out and tripped the cleric, making her faceplant into the dirt.

Nia:

AAAAAARRROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN----*GLUGHRLRURGRRHRGR*

The giant slime engulfed Nia, giving the others enough time to get away.

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A few hours had passed since Nia's "brave sacrifice" and the 3 survivors were at the adventurers guild. Silver had just spoken with the guild lady while Aaron looked at his adventurer's card intently in front of Ruby, who was bored.

Silver:

We didn't get paid.... how am I gonna afford my bills....

Silver laid her head on the table in distress.

Ruby:

There's always prostitution. I wouldn't mind hiring you to do me some favours.

Silver:

I still have some dignity left....why would anyone want creeps like Aaron to have their way with them for cash..

Ruby:

Don't knock it till you try it.

Ruby smiled smugly at the distraught Silver. Aaron finally looked up from his adventurer's card to say something.

Aaron:

Hey, Ruby. What's {Phantom Hand}?

Ruby:

Oh.. it's a low level spell that creates a hand made of magic. You can't hurt anyone with it, but you can do everything else.

Aaron:

Huh.. sounds useful. So, if I touch this thing here...

Aaron's adventurer's card had bright blue text under his Skill/Spells sections.

Skill/Spells: Projectile Vomit {Learn: Phantom Hand}

Aaron's finger landed on the glowing text. Light suddenly enveloped him. He felt a rush of energy flow through him. The energy condensed and swirled inside him like a whirlpool.

Aaron:

huh.

Silver sat up from her area of depression and added to the conversation.

Silver:

Oh, so you just learnt your first spell.

Aaron:

I guess so.

Ruby:

If you want to cast it, just say it's name and sort of imagine creating a magic object. No need to shout. It'll appear where you want it to appear the most.

Aaron:

So.. if I just say {Phantom Hand} then..

Aaron's arm swelled with magical energy. At Aaron's desired location, a translucent hand appeared. It flickered with magical energy as it maintained it existence. Ruby was excited when Aaron used his new spell. Not because, she was amazed by the magical hand, but rather where it appeared. At Silver's chest.

Aaron:

Huh, the hand can't lie I guess.

Silver's face turned beet red as the hand simply stayed at the most desired location.

Ruby:

You sure prostitution is still off the table? Because seeing you humiliated is REALLY entertaining!

Ruby watched closely as the embarrassed Silver tried to get the hand off her cleavage. Aaron enjoyed the scene for a few more second, then made the hand disappear .

Aaron:

Let's try this again, {Phantom Hand}!

This time, Aaron pointed his hand towards Ruby who was enjoying Silver's humiliation. Suddenly, the magic hand formed once again. It rested on top of Ruby's head.

Ruby:

Wait, Aaron. Don't do it!

The phantom hand proceeded to rub and stroke Ruby's big orange ears.

The fox girl fell onto the table and tried to attack Aaron. However, the phantom hand was keeping her on the other end of the table, stopping her from moving.

Ruby:

Aaron....stop...♪♪hnn♪♪...STOP!!

Aaron continued his assault with a wide grin as the adorable girl tried to resist the magical strokes.

Silver:

You really are a perv...

Silver gave him a look of disappointment as Aaron continued his harassment on the demi-human

Silver:

Hold on, has anyone seen Nia? She hasn't--

Just at that moment, a slime covered cleric burst into the guild. She stormed directly to the table where multiple sexual harassment crimes had just been committed. She was crying which brought attention to the group immediately.

Nia:

YOU GUYS LEEEFFTTTTT ME!!

Silver:

Oh, welcome back.

Aaron:

You're alive? Great.......

Ruby:

I'm sorry....I was....mean.....♪♪hnnn♪♪...please..... help.....♪♪hnn♪♪...me.....

Ruby was still a victim of Aaron's ruthless head patting and was desperate to escape.

Nia explained while tears streamed down her sticky, slime covered face

Nia:

The slime ate me....*sniff*..then some adventurers found me....*sniff*..*sniff*.. so they started to kill the slime... and they got to me... but then they realised who I was...*sniff**sniff*.. AND THEN THEY RAN AWAY BECAUSE THEY KNEW ABOUT MY STATSSSSS!!!!...THEY DIDN'T HELP ME GET BACK TO THE GUILD SO I HAD TO HEAL MYSELF IN THE FIELDDDD!!!.....AND THEN--

Aaron:

{Phantom Hand}.

The Aaron's magical hand launched off Ruby's head and covered Nia's mouth. It stayed in place as Nia attempted pull it off and shout. This just made her cry some more.

Nia:

hmmmmmfmmmmfffffmmmmfmfmmfmfffhfhfhfm

Silver:

I think you're having too much fun with that skill...

Aaron looked at the possibilities of his new found power. Touching Silver. The strokes he could give Ruby. And the ability to quiet down Nia! Only one thought popped up in his mind.

"Cris, THANK YOU FOR THIS SPELL!!!!"