《Wololo》2.
Advertisement
Tracey and Juan were reassigned to berry picking, and Dose back to shepherding. He couldn’t get over how marvelous it was to be able to reach into something with such a spiny and tangled exterior and pull out these little dollops of fruit. He looked over and saw Tracey.
“How’s it going Tracey?”
“Same soup, reheated.”
There were a few beats of silence.
“Heard there’s going to be mutton for dinner.”
“cool.”
He smiled, “What’s your favorite color?”
“Colors are just ways to differentiate objects so having a favorite wouldn’t make sense. It’s like asking if I have a favorite flavor of air. Or style of water.”
“SSHEEIT” He had cut his hand on an especially prickly branch.
“What’s wrong”
“Well I was reach—”
“Juuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding I don’t give a fuck.”
He shook his head and threw all of his haul into a basket he made the other day.
“You have to open up to me one of these days Tracey,” and walked away.
“Fuckkkk off you boot gobbling gremlin” Tracey kept cursing under her breath as she was picking berries. Just because she’d been sent here doesn’t mean she had to be happy about it. And fuck Juan anyways.
“Having fun with Juan?” Dose had wandered over with her three sheep.
“I would be if he’d stop trying to “free me” or, “figure me out” or whatever.”
They looked at each other, and then at Juan’s bare torso.
“But he isn’t—”
“Yeah, There are worse things to look at”
They watched him disappear near the town hall. As soon as he came back out towards us there was commotion on other side of the hall, followed immediately by the town hall bell.
“The fuck”
“I don’t know but lets go.”
Advertisement
They dropped their shit and sprinted over to the town hall.
Inside they met up with Juan.
Tracey spoke up first, “Juan? What the fuck?”
“Oh good, you two are here,” he looked at our empty hands, “What, no resources?”
Dose jumped, “S-sorry! I just heard the bell and figured—”
Tracey jumped in, “Don’t fucking apologize to him Dose. Juan? Pull your head out of your ass the bell was rung, we’re here, what’s going on.”
“Well, sure I just think you could’ve thrown—”
Tracey said, “What. Is. Going. On. Juanlian?” with flared eyes.
“Ok, so I sent out a scout to see if there’s anything around and…”
He paused
So Tracey continued, “…and?”
“And he’s all fucked up. And I have no idea why.”
Advertisement
- In Serial17 Chapters
Conspiracyland
A hardened full-time conspiracy theorist, Jones, finds himself in a timeline where everything seems to have gone wrong. Armed with the knowledge of a veteran internet shitposter and the power of paranoia, he sets out to break the conditioning. Join our heroes as they traverse an absurd world filled with mutant lizardmen, ufos, and nefarious secret organizations.
8 255 - In Serial23 Chapters
Jumpspark
Each human contains a spark of divinity. Only a few learn to access it, but for those few a reward awaits them in the afterlife. Meet Karlus, a 26-year old construction manager who managed to access his spark. Join him on a journey of discovery as he explores a new world and new powers and meets new friends and ancient heroes to help him along on his journey. A western-style Xianxia with a few other tropes. *Note: I started this on a whim and updates will be sporadic and slow. I'm mainly posting here to allow my friends easier access for proofreading, but if anybody else wants to read and comment then I'd welcome your criticism as well. No romance. Language. Drug Use (kinda). Gore.
8 101 - In Serial62 Chapters
The Floating Dungeon
Welcome to the land of Terra. A world where dungeons are one of the many races occupying it. Follow the story of a transplanted soul from another universe, trying to make her way as a dungeon core under unusual (for dungeons in Terra) and different circumstances than others with the same fate.
8 190 - In Serial13 Chapters
Ashrennon
Rolland is lighttouched. Lighttouched aren’t allowed to wield a blade. They aren’t allowed families. They aren’t allowed to walk the streets of Ashrennon free. But they can see the truth behind people’s eyes. When Rolland leaves the Lighttouched Academy for the first time in five years, he sees a truth he wasn’t supposed to, a truth that might get him killed. Ashrennon is a coming of age epic fantasy about a city that hides its history, a people oppressed for their powers, and a boy who is forced to do the very thing he was never supposed to do—pick up a sword.
8 176 - In Serial93 Chapters
I was a senior citizen werewolf
Old man saves child from a bear trap while walking the bounds of his new home, child turns into a wolf cub and bites him. Well...that happened, so he deals with it, but more supernatural events soon follow, including a family he never knew he had. Updating Thursday and Tuesdays
8 152 - In Serial176 Chapters
Graphomurk
The gods play with the fates of people through their incomprehensible games. And what about you? Are you caught as well in the steely trap of destiny? Are you a pawn? Queen? Or maybe a future player? And what is the meaning of the game? What are millions of universes created and destroyed for? You will have to find out for yourself... The author himself is lost. There is no story, no leading idea. There is only the infinite bending of everything and anything in the name of the triumph of meaninglessness. The author just pours endless streams of graphomania on the mind of careless readers. Beware! Graphomurk! *** This is translation of Russian. Link to original author Avadhuta -> "http://samlib.ru/a/avadhuta/".
8 186

