I woke up, went to school (which was met with a LOT of resistance) and I, Alex and Mike hopped in the capsule.

“[Login]” (Chris) [Vlad]

I said, as I logged back into the world of Angelic Quest.

‘Wow, it feels like I haven’t been here for months!’

I thought, as I looked around. To see my army of golems in a standby position, as if they were waiting for me to login, so they could get on with their daily tasks.

“...At ease men...now, where’s G-1?” (Vlad) [Chris] I said, awkwardly as I looked around for G-1.

“I am here, master” (G-1) he said, as he stood up, causing the earth around to shift and several boulders in the vicinity to crack.

“Good… now, I have some good news, and some bad news… which would you like to hear first?” (Vlad) I asked, as I stared G-1 directly in the… eyes?

“I, master. Would like to hear the bad news first… to get it over with” (G-1) he said, as he bowed.

“Okay then, well… we’re moving from here, so I think you should create a few… hundred more golems, which I’ll help out with. And I’ll get G-2 and G-3 to help as well” (Vlad) I said quickly as I ran to G-2. also known fondly as “The Tree Boss” by the people on the forums.

“Maaasteeer, iiiit, iiiiis, aaaaa, pleeeeeasureee, toooo, seeeee, yoooou, whaaaat, doooo, yoooou, waaaant, meeee, tooooo, doooo?” (G-2) he asked slowly as he turned to look at me.

“G-2, I want you to start creating as many wooden golems as you can. And while you do that, I’ll talk to G-3” (Vlad) I said, as I rushed to G-3’s location, which was near a lava pit.

I saw G-3 in the middle of a fight with a player.

“Bring it on ya bastard!” (Player)

The player shouted, as he tried to slice G-3’s arm off… but, G-3 stopped the sword with his tough body which was forged in lava. And punched the player in the face, crushing it.

“You really think that such a shoddy sword would even be able to make a single scratch on this body of mine. Which my master has tested with the lava right behind me! I am a being of which the likes of you will never be able to beat! So, run, hide or fight. Either way, it’s all the same!” (G-3) he started to do the classic villain monologue, as the player readied his sword once again, hoping it would actually kill G-1 this time… which is impossible, since it already didn’t work the first time.

‘This fool’ I thought, as I simply watched the battle… which consisted of the player slashing at G-3 and G-3 dodging and retaliating with a punch to the face… I’m starting to get fed up with this, time to intervene.

“G-3, just finish it already. Stop toying with him and just go for the kill” (Vlad) I said, as I walked up to the player and G-3, the former was absolutely confused. As was the latter.

“M-Master, what are you doing here?” (G-3)

“Who the fuck are you, brat!?” (Player)

They both asked, equally confused.

“Don’t insult the master!” (G-3) it shouted, as it ripped the players head off in a gory fashion.

‘HOLY SHIT!!!’ I thought, as I watched the blood spray everywhere, even on my face… it was… honestly, probably going to put me in a therapist's’ office for a few weeks.

“So… master, what are you doing here?” (G-3) he asked casually, as if he didn’t brutally kill a player just because he insulted me.

“Well I-” (Vlad) I was about to tell G-3 my reason, before a table interrupted me.

Announcement:

Player MichaelJacksonSwagger6969 has been brutally killed by “The Void” G-3, for insulting his god… seriously, will you guys ever learn? Don’t insult! Threaten OR attack! GODS!

‘Oh… well, that’s kind of cool…’ I thought.

“Well, I want you to create as many ”coal” golems as you can and meet me in an hour” (Vlad) I said, as I walked away to G-1 to watch his progress.

[An hour later]

“Alright everyone, let’s go!” (Vlad)

I began to march to the campsite that I originally spawned in with Valaris and Draco, hoping they’re still there.

[Another hour later… but this time with giant marching rock, tree and coal men!]

“Oi! You fucks still here!? If so, open the fucking gate!” (Vlad)

I shouted, as I looked at a large steel wall.

“Vlad! That you!? Gimme a sec!” (Draco)

Draco shouted, as he opened the gate.

“Good to finally see you again, Vlad… where were you the past few days?” (Valaris)

Valaris asked, as he walked up to me.

“I was… experimenting” (Vlad)

I said, as I walked through the gate.

“What do you mean experi- you made a bunch of a golems, didn’t you?” (Valaris)

Valaris asked, as he looked behind me.

“What do you- oh jesus! Fuck! That’s an army of rock men!” (Draco)

Draco shouted excitedly.

“Rock, Tree and Coal actually… I’m thinking of adding ores into the mix… maybe dirt… or mud… clay could be cool too… ooh, maybe I could use flesh… or frozen blood… wait, can you make a golem out of water? Maybe wind… Valaris!” (Vlad)

Stopping myself from rambling, I called out for Valaris.

“Y-yes?” (Valaris)

Valaris asked, somewhat surprised.

“Can you… magic up some ice and let me… experiment with it?” (Vlad)

I asked, with a crazed look in my eyes.

“A-alright… only, only if you give it to me, whether it works or not” (Valaris)

Valaris said, with a small smile.

“Deal!” (Vlad)

I shouted happily, as Valaris quickly made a block of ice.

“Alright! Let’s do this!” (Vlad)

I said, as I started to cut the ice into the perfect form, for a being made of ice. And Valaris’ first familiar, so obviously I made a large shard of ice (A/N: Basically, imagine a large, 3D diamond shaped piece of ice) and put a soul into it. And it began to float.

“Vlad, what is this!?” (Valaris)

Valaris asked, as he fell to his knees.

“What do you mean? Look at this, I can create golems out of someone’s magic… but, could I make a golem out of a fireball and make it go back to its creator… that’s the real question… if I could do that… magic would practically be useless against me… if I’m prepared” (Vlad)

I muttered quickly, as I paced around.

“I was expecting a cool ice beauty! Not a flying shard of ice!” (Valaris)

Valaris shouted, as he cried.

“But, Valaris. This is the best thing you could ask for… think about it, the ice golem can fly… and it can use magic… and if you want to know how I know that golems can use magic… look at that army, I myself, only made three of them” (Vlad)

I said, as I pointed to the army of golems behind me. Which Draco already started to boss around, getting them to help build large steel walls.

“Wait… then, if the ice shard can use magic… couldn’t it make more of itself… and use ice magic… holy shit, this little guy could potentially become… thousands of ice shards, using the magic [Icicle]... one is quite useless, unless it’s a direct hit… but, if there’s thousands… it’s almost guaranteed impalement… my god! Vlad, you’re a genius!” (Valaris)

Valaris said, as he hopped up and hugged me.

“Alright… now, here, I’m giving the shard to you” (Vlad)

You have gifted Player: Valaris Snowborn with the slave, Ice Shard… do you accept this?

(Y/N)

“Yes” (Vlad)

I said, as the ice shard floated over to Valaris.

“Thanks Vlad, now… let’s see what time it is… shit, we need to grab dinner, do some training and go to bed early for school tomorrow, let’s go! [Logout]” (Valaris)

Valaris said, as he logged out.

“Shit, Draco! Log out!” (Vlad)

I shouted to Draco.

“Huh? What time is i- shit! Crawford’s gonna be pissed! [Logout]” (Draco)

Draco logged out.

“[Logout]” (Vlad)

I said, as I logged out.

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[Hey, have you heard?] (LordBucket)

[Heard what?] (SirCauldron)

[Apparrently, another idiot insulted the god of golems -_-] (LordBucket)

[I didn't attack him! I only spoke to him!] (MichaelJacksonSwagger6969)

[You insulted the rock king!] (Rocklover483)

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