It was a routine job, talk to the soul, break the news, the guy was a smartass like my job wasn't hard enough already as I was going through the portal the guy flips me the bird and pushes of into the void.

Normal people don't do that!? It's dangerous?! There was nothing I could do to stop him you can't blame me!! Right!?right?!?!

Fuck this is going to look horrible on my record. I might as well kill myself before God can do it for me.

(God) "hey Pete where are you? You should be here by now"

(St.peter)"u-u-mm i-im a-almost th-there I u-um h-have st-stop b-by s-somewhere f-f-first"

(God)"are you okay? You might want to take a while off?"

(St. Peter)"i-i'm o-okay I j-just n-n-need s-some r-r-rest"

(God)"get some help Pete, bye"

This is my chance!! I'll use my time off to find that bastard soul and bring him back before anyone notices.

Now wher did hejump off?