What the hell's wrong with that kid? He's so antisocial and he doesn't make any effort to get along with his classmate. He's doing things on his own like some dork. He has a group of cute girls wanting to get along with him. What gives? If I was him, I'd be so happy to have that much attention from cute girls.

Okay, that sounded weird. I mean that IF I was his age, I would love to have the kind of attention he's getting from the cute girls. Okay, not cute. Just girls. Well, they are cute, I'm not trying saying it in a creepy predatorial way. Like, you want to protect it and cuddle it kind of cute, like a bunny rabbit. But they're not, they're female humans who I may not mind having a romantic relationship with. When they're OF AGE mind you.

Look, I know this is sounding weird and quite possibly disturbing BUT I am NOT being creepy in any sort of way! I'm just saying if, IF I was that kid's AGE or even IF I WAS that kid, which I am NOT, I would be very happy being surrounded by girls interested in me like him, NOT NECESSARILY THE GIRLS WHO ARE TRYING TO GET ALONG WITH HIM, WHO ARE ALTHOUGH CUTE, TOO YOUNG FOR ME. But, BUT if I was, IF I was that kid, I would be very happy. I am NOT that kid. I am someone else who is not of that age group. I am AWARE of that. I am talking about this from a purely hypothetical, HYPOTHETICAL stance. I am not, NOT interested in girls who are younger than me.

That is not true. I am. Scratch that. I have a limit, LIMIT. Only if they're of age, which is eighteen. Although I wouldn't mind if they're sixteen since that's okay in a few countries. That doesn't mean I will date anybody eighteen or sixteen or younger. If they asked me and if I found them attractive I would. Wait, no. I mean, if they're legal AND attractive I would, which would be eighteen in THIS country. But if I was in another, ANOTHER country which is legal to date younger than eighteen, I would. NO, I wouldn't because that would be inappropriate. No, it wouldn't be, otherwise it wouldn't be ILLEGAL. Even if, IF I was presented the opportunity to do some inappropriate acts on any girl, younger or older or even much younger, and be able to get away with it like Epstein, I wouldn't! Because it's ILLEGAL. I'm a law-abiding citizen. Even if I had the thought of doing something illegal, like doing inappropriate acts on a girl of any age, I would never act on it! NEVER!

Look, I'm not into younger girls. I find them cute and maybe I wouldn't mind dating them if, IF I was the same age as them, which I am not. I am into girls who are the same age as me or older. So if, IF I was the same age as these girls or if they were older than me, I wouldn't mind being into them romantically, which I am NOT. It is only a thought! No, it is only a HYPOTHETICAL thought! I am only speaking hypothetically and that's it! I am NOT interested in these cute young girls in any way, shape or form UNLESS we were in an alternate world where I was born much later than right now and they happen to be the same age as me, or older, which they are not RIGHT NOW. So I am NOT creepy or a predator. I am NOT. I did say earlier that I am into younger girls but only, ONLY if I find them attractive and ONLY if I believe in a future where we are happily married is possible. That is an EXCEPTION, not the RULE.