《Amusement Park》Snack Time #1 - Five to Ten Years
Advertisement
Mr. F: "Here we are. Just having some peanuts and some cola."
Mr. F: "What am I doing here? What am I doing? I think I ask that question every day, every other day. What am I doing? What am I doing right now? "
Mr. F: "When I was seven or eight, I thought I would be working at my dream job, have a wife, maybe a house, probably an apartment, not have to worry so much about the future. All the crap, all the drama, all the simpletons I had to be surrounded by would be no more. I would've moved, I would've been living in a city with my line of work where I would be surrounded by like-minded individuals. All of us pooling our resources together and create something pleasing, something great, something we can all be proud of. We would all be celebrating our accomplishments. We would get along. Not have to be drowning in so much bullshit."
Mr. F: "I thought all of this was going to happen when I was twenty-five, maybe late twenties or early thirties, something like that. I'd have a child or children, have a complete family with a lovely wife. But as time has proven to me, none of that has come true."
Mr. F: "If my elementry school self saw how I turned out at twenty-five because that's when I thought all the grandier stuff would've happened at twenty-five or so, he's going to call me a fucking loser. Okay? He's probably just going to kill himself, ha ha ha ha! 'Oh my god! That's me? In, like, what? In, like, eighteen years? That's going to be me? No. No! This is not what I worked for. This is not what patience should get you.'"
Advertisement
Mr. F: "Sorry, my younger self. I'm sorry you're a fucking loser. Okay? I guess the thing is, there are a lot more people whose plans don't go the way they planned. Like, this is the one thing I absolutely hate, the one thing I hate in job interviews where they ask you something like, 'Oh, where do you see yourself in five or ten years or in the future in general?' The answer is I don't fucking know. And I think, I think many people, maybe even most people, they don't know where the fuck they're going to be in the next five or ten years. And yet at job interviews, they got to ask that question. It's the worst question. 'Yeah, in five years I expect, I see myself being hated by my classmates, almost everyone around me for not following the norms that seem to be ever changing these days. I mean, some of it is probably good. But a lot of it is harmful to people around them and to themselves as well as it's proven objectively. And yet, somehow, I have to conform to this idiocy."
Mr. F: "No. I refuse. I didn't see this happening in five years. Well, it happened and now many people hate me and many people can't even have a discussion nowadays. It's just me eating these peanuts and drinking some cola. Talking to myself. Man! Man, it's really fucked up. I sure can't wait to see myself in ten years. I can't wait to hear about all the new, different poison we're going to be drinking. I can't wait to be eating bugs and be castrated and be evil for eating hamburgers. I sure can't wait to be eating soybeans and maggots for dinner. I can't for everybody to have $30 minimum wage. I can't wait for the world to be owned by five companies and that's all we got. Yeah. I'll just enjoy my cola and my peanuts."
Advertisement
Advertisement
- In Serial653 Chapters
The Godking's Legacy
A legendary sword is left behind as a legacy by his master, the Godking. Trapped for millennia, the sword's spirit awaits the day he'll be set free. Will his new master be worthy of inheriting the Godking's legacy? _________________ Written by the author of The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons and Demon's Journey.
8 1318 - In Serial16 Chapters
Ideasthesia
A long-lost concept. An existence said not to be real. Ancient means for unknown purposes. It was none other than Magical Girls ? But, who says that, in this day and age, they aren't real at all? A phenomenon can exist although one does not have the concept by which to recognize it. It all depends on how we activate it. Even if it costs me my life and everything precious to me I will prove they exist.
8 101 - In Serial12 Chapters
That time I got re-incarnated in Fire - Red
Ben Stiller did not expect to find himself waking up inside the Pokemon Fire - Red game. He also did not expect to find out how badly a game like this translates into real life!What to expect:- Some comedy, light, dark or otherwise whatever I feel like.- Some interesting twists in the story as I personally play through the game for reference IRL :)- Blue screens... maybe for the MC, definately not for you guys though :p- I don't think there will be all that much in the way of romance, the MC is in the body of a 10 year old.- Also, there won't really be any disturbing shit dispite what the cover might suggest.- The MC is not overtly bad or a psycho or anything, but is a bit 'care-free'- Honestly I just wanted to write something randomly for some stress relief!
8 74 - In Serial29 Chapters
The Primordial Of Deaths Awakening
A Primordial of Death, one of the highest ranking gods in existence is killed by his enemies. But unknown to them, this is all part of a plan concocted by the royal family. They erase most of their sons memory and send him to a far off planet that has yet to achieve space travel. Armed with his knowledge from his time as a primordial and having been reborn alongside some of his warriors and advisors who fought and died with him, he sets about trying to regain his position. Starting with the kingdom he was born into! Now how will someone who has only ever used force to get what he wants, fare in the world of politics, assainations and flattery?
8 105 - In Serial19 Chapters
Overlord
A young boy's quest for vengeance on the man who turned his life upside down.
8 120 - In Serial7 Chapters
Think Again (When You Stop Freaking Out)*Captain America*Daredevil*
Steve Rogers thought that seeing aliens raining from the sky would be the craziest thing he had ever seen and nothing would top that.Matt Murdock, on the other hand, was pretty sure he would never see anything again - after all, he had been blind for the past two decades.Looks like they both need to think again. That is after they get over the fact that things got really messy.Aka Captain America-Daredevil Bodyswap.
8 86

