"Sorry but you're not good enough."

"Excessively indulge in thing that makes you unhappy long-term to make you happy short-term."

"Hot iced coffee."

"The world is your oyster, and oyster can give you vibriosis."

"Wear mask to unleash true self."

"You can't win if you don't play. The only winning move is not to play."

"There are three types of people in the world: those who think, those who know, and those who think they know."

"Why me? Why not them?"

"Till death do us part. Or the divorce papers I suppose."

"Why did you leave me for the guy who punched you?"

"Open borders for all countries (including Israel)!"