"Call yourself a hero? Chances are: you ain't."

"Do the right thing; not the good thing."

"Sometimes the bad guys are only bad from your perspective. As for the good guys? Don't know what to tell ya."

"Go green, smoke marijuana. Know what else is green? Poison ivy and nuclear waste."

"Better to 'assume the worst and hope for the best' than to 'assume the best and deal with the worst.'"

"Ignore reality."

"Content with mediocrity? That's pretty pathetic."

"Don't be yourself."

"Welfare? Yes please."

"Do not question everything."

"Somebody comes back to your country after killing a few of your neighbor's people? Give that somebody $10 million as an apology gift."

"Love is real. Love Israel."

"You're special? No way, I'm special too."

"Stop thinking."

"Minimum wage; minimum effort."