A DAY IN MY LIFE

-Wake up sometime in the afternoon.

-Play video games.

-Watch anime while eating cereal. Chocolate is my favorite.

-Find new anime to watch.

-Go to the fridge.

-Realize it's getting empty.

-Tell mom to go buy groceries.

-Remind her to buy Schezwan sauce because it tastes good with chicken tenders.

-Get yelled at for not having a job.

-Convince her I'm still looking for one.

-Get told to go outside and hand my resumes in person.

-Convince her I will do that next week.

-Continue watching anime while eating frozen burritos (microwaved).

-Go talk to my friends.

-I am now a cat warrior swordsman.

-Continuing a quest to find the Unholy Grail hidden deep inside an abandoned temple.

-Fight against monsters.

-Somebody needs to leave so we have to continue the cat warrior swordsman stuff tomorrow.

-Play video games while eating instant ramen.

-Think about what I'll do if my parents die.

-Will I get enough money from the government to live? Surely I'll get a bunch from inheritance but how long will that last me?

-Get called to have dinner with my parents because I need to get out of my room (so my mom tells me).

-Get beaten up by my dad again because I called him a wage slave (again). I'll be having the last laugh when he's buried in the ground with nothing but his own corpse. Going to his job for five days a week and wasting his life away like the way he is.

-Watch anime.

-Remember I don't have any friends outside the internet so no reason to go out.

-Sleep.