《Amusement Park》Chapter II - Pride
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You ever noticed Apple is kind of homophobic? They had that rainbow colored apple logo before everybody started pretending to be LGBT friendly but as soon as that happened, Apple had their apple turn gray. What the hell is that supposed to mean? They really took their "Think different" slogan up the ass, didn't they?
Now I think about it, I have to wonder what the whole gay pride parade shit is trying to accomplish. We get that you're gay but does that mean you need to create a whole parade filled with men in incredibly questionable outfits and playing around with kinks in public? I know they're not actually getting the kinks going (okay, they do sometimes) but think about the message they're trying to tell us. What is their message? Was it not about how gay people are just like other normal people? That they should be accepted into society because they're not a threat? If that's the case, why are they portraying themselves as a bunch of sexual deviants? Is that what they want? Is that what you want your kids to be seeing? Or worse: doing?
All I want to offer is step away from the whole 'pride' aspect. There's a reason why pride is one of the seven deadly sins and the gay pride shit or any sexual pride shit is not something that should be given glory. There's nothing to be proud over what you stick your dick into so just stop it altogether.
What I propose is gay awareness parade. People who just happen to be gay but just want to say, "Hey, we're all normal. We're cool. We won't molest your sons or do any of that gay shit. We're cool." They could be wearing pink polo shirts and the real buff macho guys could be wearing speedos showing their awesome, ripped bodies. Now that's what I want to see. Encourage good looks and good physical health. What's not to love about that?
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Also, you know how there's all those white dude/Asian chick couples out there? That's cool and all but what scares me is the old white dude/little Asian boy thing that goes around. Something about that really rubs me the wrong way and I'm not sure how to explain why. Just don't let that gay shit get close to me and it's good.
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