You don't know how lucky you are to be a part of this but I just want to say thank you for visiting the Amusement Park! There's so many activities this place had to offer, you may just forget you had a home that you should be going back to when the fun's over. Maybe you don't have a home because the place you sleep in and go back to every night is not worthy of being called your home. It's sick, disgusting, and you can see the mold growing bigger and bigger each day. It doesn't stop getting bigger -- that thing is spreading faster than fucking rabbits fucking. At least you can go rabbit hunting and make some fine rabbit stew but this mold is another story. It seems like the mold is here to stay and not going to budge so why put so much energy into trying to stop the mold and take the easy way out and ____ yourself. Just remember nobody is going to hold your hand when doing so.

Don't worry though. This park is fucking great. All the rides and the thrills come cheap. The enjoyment may last only very shortly -- but since our price is so low, you can't help but keep coming back again, and again, and again to experience that joy you felt before again, and again, and again. You just can't stop. It's too good to stop. You'll tell yourself that tomorrow will be your last day and that you're going to lay it off because you spent too much money thinking it's fine that it was cheap and fun but it eventually took over most of your time. You forgot what was important in your life. You neglected your responsibilities. This is all your fault. All your fault. All your fault.

All your fault.

All your fault.

All your fault.

Just kidding~!

You'll probably get hungry during your time here and things just aren’t as fun when your stomach’s empty. We got consumables like deep-fried butter, deep-fried squid, fried ice cream, deep-fried trust in your family making the right decisions every single time. The tasty stuff like cotton candy, candy apple, candy trust in your friends having their best interest in you. Even better edibles including chocolate dipped bananas, chocolate dipped strawberries, trust in the government to keep you safe and secure even from yourself dipped in chocolate. There's just so much food to consume around here! You might have to come back here MULTIPLE TIMES just to get a taste out of everything. Remember that when you do that, consume everything that you liked already but don't forget about everything you have yet to try. Consume. Keep consuming. Don't stop consuming. It's good for our business for you to consume. All your friends and co-workers are doing it so just keep consuming. Forget about you health, both physical and mental, keep on consuming. Consume. Consume, please. Good for business. Even if the world's gone mad, the business here is going to be booming so hot! Don't stop. Consume...

Getting tired already? Go ahead and relax at our hotel and resort! We actually have the funding for a hotel and resort for this place so you can stay here for a long time. It's hard to experience everything this amazing place has to offer in a single day, and we certainly don’t want you to leave so early. To unwind and make your body feel great we got a spa that will help you feel like there is nothing in the world to worry about because the world is great as is. We promise our massage therapists won't convince you to get buttfucked by them since we have a policy on such...activities with clients ESPECIALLY DURING WORKING HOURS. If you're looking to just sit down and relax, the hot tub will melt your worries and sorrows, which has been laced with anti-depressants that are trusted by doctors worldwide so there shouldn't be anything to be concerned about. If you do experience strange side effects and feel a need to rest, the rooms we offer are of the most highest of quality and can really give the best sleep. You don't know the best sleep until...you...try...it......yourself...yawn...

Remember...to...enjoy...your......time......here......at.........the......Amusement...Park...