"Hello"(???)

I spin around. I just fell into a black hole with my sister. Further more the black hole was my fucking bed. Only some careless idiot would ignore this unnatural situation.

What i see is a shining old man. Not too old but maybe hus 40s but the wrinkles would say otherwise.

"Who are you? What do you want?"

"Oh nothing too much im just giving away power too the humans on your planet because theres nothing else to do. if you found out after a enrapturing but... Exausting adventure which of course to everyone unfortunately came to an end with nothing else left to do that you could give a pebble intelligence... You could give it powers. You dont make it a golem because those already exist but you get my point."

" like giving a giving a zombie teaching a zombie to only ever do the 1000 YEARS OF DEATH to its victims or giving sunflower seeds the ability to wield swords. So? What does any of that shit has to do with me?"

" HAHAHA that last one already exist but i believe i have yet to see a zombie subjecting their victim to the 1000 YEARS OF DEATH hahaha."

"..."

"Ok so i want to actually talk with you. Or more specifically a special someone."

Im curious as to who this someone is but he claps and a short girl with a decent bossom an nice ass come from behind the Japanese door. This room reminds me of a dojo almost but the floor is made out of wood and theres a section int the corner of the room with atleast 24 tatami mats an a tv with paused hentai.

I eye the girl on the tv whose pulling off a white towl slowly revealing more an more cleavage but for some reason the tv was immediately shut off an with a cough my attention was brought back to the old man. Whyyyy old man whyy???

He winced slightly as his eyes says he sincerely apologize. Normally i wouldnt forgive an interruption durinf something so sacred even if it was paused but i let it slide. I feel there is more to this man than meets the eye. Also i feel something good is about to happen.

I refocus and began eyeing the newcomer but not before another cough comes from beside me.

"*cough* *cough*"

My sister is here as well.

"You shit how dare you bring my sister here!!" I yell in anger at the old man.

"Calm down boy, all in go-"

"Hello!!! I want answers motherfucker!! Where is this and why is my sister here-"

Jin was swiftly silenced thanks to a hand from his sister paying a short visit to the back of his head.

"Brother i didnt ask for you to be over dramatic let him speak." She left no room for me to talk as the old man was now able to speak he did so.

" you of course want to know the reason youre here. Also im sure youre wondering who this here is."

Rubbing the back of his head Jin motioned for the old man to continue as Jin thought he felt swelling. His sister was one hell of an ape. Right as he thought those things his head was immediately hit from behind by his sister who was smiling but her eyes didnt agree with her. Jin let it go believing it wouldnt be good to anger his sister here and rightfully so.

Coughing once again the old man continued his explanation.

"First ill begin with us. I am her husban-"

He was swiftly introduced to silence after receiving a slap to the head. The girl who smacked the old man skillfully picked ip where he left off.

" this stupid fellow is my advisor and my long dead champion. I am the great Goddess Aonzia. He is-"

Old man finally raises his head.

"I am her husban-"

Only to be slapped down again he twitches and from our angle we can see a print in his head. I step back carefully and reevaluate this beauty. she apparently steps from the shadow and now i see her for the first time. She has 10 white fluffy tail and white long hair with coupled fox ears.

Its different from the manga i read but where they have 1 set of ears she has 2. The 2nd set just behind the first. She also looks to be on another level from the kitsune in the manga ive read.

"A kitsune..."

"Im actually what one could call a Nikitsune if going off appearances. But still you were not far off."

Me and my sister both know what kitsune are and to see the real thing well...

"You look beautiful" i said unintentionally.

"thank you for your flattery human" she bows slightly with her hands still in front of her.

"Tis' isnt just simple flattery m'lady. On the honor of my family i swear i am honest only when complimenting you. Your beauty and refined elegance is above everyone an anything else. Not something to be achieved by anyone in a million years nor even a billion.

I gesture towards my sister.

"This one could never achieve what you have even with a head start. I swear if you think im lying take my sister."

honestly trull was ready to hit Jin long ago but didnt want to go to far but... He already has!!

"GUHFOO!"

His sisters hand ripped forth and punished the head which was thinking so stupidly.

"SISTER NOT EVEN YOU CAN INTERRUPT MY MOMENT WITH THE GODDESS YOU SHOULDNT EVEN BE!-"

Another smack ripped forth.

"Sister shes a goddess and youre human!-"

Another smack.

"Guhfoo!"

"Sister i believe lady Aonzia deserves not all due but ALL RESPEC-"

another smack

"GAHFUU"

"Anything else big brother!?" She said menacingly.

"..."

"Good^^" she said happily.

"Now if childs play is done" the old man made his recovery.

"We must discuss these wishes to grant you. But honestly Jin...."

"Huh" Jin was now covered in bruises but manage to take note of the old man but what he said only served to give Jin more questions.

"What?"

"Only you were meant to come here." He points at me.

"She was never on the list." He says pointing to trull.

"Hold on! Are you saying you cant do anything for her-"

"No. Im saying we were only granting wishes to you Jin. Not her. Not even the other summoned. They only received a list of powers and the ability to select amongst those powers to give them slight ability above the rest on the planet they were sent to. Some where thrown into another world. If not then there would have been no point."

"So-"

"So you Jin can only help you sister by giving her powers yourself. Will you chose to give your sister a few wishes?" The Nikitsune was also curious.

"How many wishes do i have exactly?" I asked of course i had to find this out right? Something like this is important.

"You have-" i promptly interrupted the old man.

"Just tell me if i have something i would consider alot or something that shouldnt be wasted please." Id rather make sure i treade carefully. If its a mystery would you not approach with caution? A man wouldnt be worth his salt.

"Alot" (Goddess & oldman)

"Okay... I thought so. My luck is always- wait what?"

"Alot" (Goddess and oldman)

"Say that again" i cup 1 ear an lean forward.

"Alot" (oldman)

"M'lady i think our frog is done croaking for tonight. What did you say?"

"The hell did you say just now lad?"

I tuned out the old bastard. And cupped both ears leaning towards the Goddess.

"Alot" she said grinning.

I smiled gleefully and nodded my thank you to the Goddess. Seems she doesnt really get the right attention here does she.

"Hmmm.. Give my sister 3 wishes. Ill make mine after that."

The old bastard looked at me and i nodded. Then he focused on trull.

"Hold on"(trull)

"What is it dear?" (Oldman)

I look at trull not expecting her to interrupt but she still seemed to be unsure.

"Onii-san are you sure about this? Even if this is a dream i dont think you should waste wishes without knowing just how many you have."

So thats what it is.

"Yea sis dont worry about a thing." I said to her reassuringly.

"Yes your brother has actually thought of something.. I say its a rather wise thought."

"Mhm" i say but look to the goddess. Ik not exactly surprised she read my mind. It happens to the mc's in novels.

"Okay!" I see my sister is now ready to make her wishes i give her a nod.

"I want to be undead but in perfect condition with no weakness to light or decomposition. SECOND I want to be talented so that i pick up on things easier. THIRD I want to have affanity with all elements!"

"..."

"..."

"...sis you do know.." She beamed a smile at me so instead of breaking the good mood i just gave her a thumbs up. at that time her smile reached her eyes. Looking at her wishes they arent bad at all. Shes definitely more overpowered then a few 'overpowered' mc's. Her smile also made me glad i gave her some of my wishes. Hence i beamed a smile at her to.

"Granted." Said the Goddess.

"Wait a second. Lass i want to know. Why an undead?"

"Because..they dont age, tire, and theyre physical isnt always bad if youre the right kind." She winked

Damn it!! My sister is smart. She purposely said undead leaving the choice up to her and she thought of its weakness which is most often light of healing magic. (Im not sure about healing potions.. Are they also a zombies weakness in manga or light novel?)

"Heh" (Jin)

"Hehe wise little lass aren't cha? Now for your bother to make a few wishes of his own" (old man)

I grinned like a cheser cat an cracked my neck.

My wish is for > I want it adaptable. I want it to be limitless and suit my needs but of course I'd need something like a tutorial so I'd like it if you would moniter me personally "Aonzia" to how I use it and correct me or if you foresee Mishap then apprise me. Of course no cost nor cool down or.. No thats all. No cost or cool down. Next in addition to my status I'd like a mod and cheat menu to suit my desires, needs, and wants. Lastly i want my own dimension. A nice oak tree which I rest under on a nice grassy hill. a beautiful vast field of cherry blossoms with a hamock. A paradise. as checkpoint or preferably a respawn point. Meaning yes I want the ability to respawn freely and a gate back to the worlds from my dismension."

"..."

"..brother"

"This mortal..."

"And he still has now an unnecessary amount of wishes."

"Ya about that old man ill save them for later."

"Cant be done. Nope. Use your other wishes and lower your power brat. You a mortal cant have such power. Even with all your wishes-"

"Granted." Came the voice i was looking for. I now honestly had this Goddess this close to my heart.

We both smiled like Cheshire cats as if we were about to show out even the trickster God. This is what was up my sleeve. Now im OP and can come here later to make wishes if i like.

"Brother... What was that?"

My sister..

"That my dear trull was how you make a wish hehe."

"Onii-san..."

"So when and where do we go?" I said realizing i leanred none of this before hand.

"Now. But if i were to tell you where it wouldnt be a secret now would it?" We began to glow which i suppose means its time to go.

I grimace but again smile. I like surprises. Just hope this is a good one.

"Mortal."

"Huh?" I look up to see the Goddess staring into my eyes.

"What tis' thy name?"

"Kaito Jin."

"Be my champion."

"Whaa?"

"Oh lord! God here we go!" (Oldman)

"Kaito Jin i want you as my champion."

"Meaning?" I mostly know due to manga an light novels but lets confirm.

"Swear oath to serve as my champion. My sword my shield. My messenger my protector my substitute. My precious Entertainment. Forever despite.." Her face darkens. "Regardless of the future...you shall be mine and remain so eternally"-(aonzia)

'Now why the hell should i do that?' Is the natural response right? But she granted my wishes. Also if im as power as i intended i could easily sever the contract. Soo...

"i swear Aonzia. On my sister-"

"*slap*"

"GOFHUU"

i was again slapped by my sister for whatever reason. Maybe her hand slipped. Yea lets hope its that.

i guess this is farewell for now.

"You guys enjoy! Those mortals have no say over what you do! Do as you please for all i care! Wreak havoc."

I ignored the old guy and who was curtly slapped by Aonzia. Too fast for my current eyes. i looked again an noticed her waving. I waved back with many thank yous from me and my sister.

With a flash we closed our eyes and begand our journey to the next world.

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Once the blinding light was gone we could clearly see the throne room of some medieval era palace. I wanted to analyze my self first so i unconsciously looked at my hand and said [analyze]

Name: Kaito Jin Age: 18 Entity: unknown (human) Threat level: DANGER! Titles: Champion of Aonzia Skills....

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I immediately try out my new skill.

This is the result.

Name: Kaito Jin Age: 18 Entity: unknown (human) Threat level: DANGER! Titles: Champion of Aonzia

Skills....

{NEW} Abilities:

UNBOUND- no one can arrest nor bind you to anything nor anyone except those you purposely allow to restrict//bind you.

[Currently aonzia has bound you as her champion and under oath]

ON/OFF - what do you want to work? What skill shall currently be in effect be it passive or active.

REGENERATIONREFORM- regenerates health and reforms host. The rate can be set by the user. (Currently set to regenerate & reform all the user's wounds within 2s. Relatively larger damage set to regenerate/reform within |||60s|||)

POISON & DEBUFF IMMUNITY- uneffected by poisons and debuffs. [Currently the user has allowed minor sleep potions, spells, and aura to take effect non more than a month]

INDESTRUCTABLE SOUL- users soul cannot be damaged or threatened]

AGELESS- user will not age beyond this point (appearance wise of course) product of true immortality]

DIMENSIONAL SHIFT- can move or teleport to places. Can also move objects or things completely.]

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After making sure my sister is with me i resume looking at our surroundings. This seems to be one of those summons....

"SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE DEMON LORD MIGHTY HEROES!!" (???)

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Nope! Not doing it. Not even if you beg me.