《Am i spoiled?》A Prologue?
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I have all i could ever want... i can easily gain anything besides that. With merely a snap of my fingers i could either destroy or create.. i could cause even the Gods to kneel should i so desire.. With a mere thought i can.. Actually i have erased the existence of all things. ALL. which means i shouldnt be here right? Haha not that im stuck but i dont want to leave nor will i ever. I will forever hold the highest power.. I who cringed when watching most MC's be surpassed by those after them. their next generation. Haha pathetic! I can only ascend! but even while saying all that if im bored... If you anger me.. If you irritate me.. Should you do something i dont like... ILL FUCKIN FLAY YOU ALIVE!!! NO!! ILL SKIN YOU!!! THEN ILL -hehe... Ill salt the wound. Haha but first i should pull out the bones you dont need right? then again... Actually sight is a privilege isnt it? haha maybe you have to many of those privileges. SO MAYBE AS THEE HIGHEST POWER I SHOULD ALSO ABUSE MY PRIVILEGES HM? ILL START BY!!!! ...............................................
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Author-sama leans forward and cups an ear as if straining to hear*
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Frown as i find the figure of the MC sleeping while standing an holding up a finger. He swayed slowly but refused to fall making it look as if he was a lazy conductor. He was frowning but grinning slightly while emitting a threatning aura which was enough to force ancient dragons into submission.
(A'N "goodness.." Wipes sweat. "To get so riled up over an imaginary situation which isnt even happening right now")
(Aonzia "rather this than destroying all of creation again right? Those mostly below S class should all be sleep and i barely had enough time to shield the weak minded from his bloodlust and that tirade dont seem to have stopped" she regards the murmering Mc and covers his mouth with her hand as he mumbles something about burning flesh till its cold. "Huwa thats better" she stretches an smiles while looking around then back down at the planet they were currently planning to pay a visit to.)
(A'N raises an eyebrow at the woman)
(Aonzia " what?")
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(Aonzia 'what does he want? I hate when he stares an just expect me to know immediately what he wants. He should probably try learning how to speak. I dont mind read ya know?' Regards him only to find hes still waiting for me to come up with something. 'ugh!!! Why cant he simply say whats on his mind!? Is his mouth defective? Is he ok? Can he not speak properly? Perhaps he forgot simple english or did he leave his brain stranded on the last planet again?' we make eye contact and then it clicks. 'HES FINALLY FALLEN FOR MEEEE!!! YAY!! Go me! Yes!' Does an internal fist pump. 'So what should i do? What do i do!? Wait... Calm down me..' Thinks... 'Ohh!!!' Remembers the a dress he so loved seeing me in. AH! His eyes almost never left me when i wore it during that party on planet yudiax! i could still remember clearly! His lust.. His eyes.. Mostly those eyes that pulled me in... is thats what this is!' Notices he looks bit impatient. 'No time for debate! I musnt screw up like last time' [instant equip] wears the dress revealing quite a bit of skin. Its as dark as the void. Far cry from the usual pitch black on earth. After wearing it i look in time to catch him turning his head. 'Chance!' my body blurs as i reach out and wrap mr author in my embrace an burries him in my cleavage. Soon he does something that makes my skin tickle. Its warm an feels good. His breath also causes my own to quicken. 'Mmmn 💗' after staying like that while time seemed to have slowed down i soon find nothing is in my embrace. I open my closed eyes an see Author-sama is as distant as he was a moment before. Hes blushing slight and his breath is quick but hes clearly trying to hide it. "Hehe" i began moving again but he stops me with a finger.)
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(A'N 'whats gotten into her! Did i look like i needed a hug? Do i seem like some lost animal!? Some mutt! Well i assure all of you! Everyone i am above them!' Pats my clothes and straightens my not existent collar. Looks at the woman whose running up and embracing me like a lover. "Aonzia. Im sure i told you not to do things like that. I am the writer not a character of the story. Treat me like a spectator im not even here. Haha even better, treat me like the dead space around you.)
(Aonzia 'but i love you!!! I cant treat you like nothing. You are far more significant that anyone! I WONT CARE EVEN IF MY ALL MY FOLLOWERS DIED! Not one bit! and my champion?' Bites my lip slightly hesitant but unperturbed. 'YOU CAN MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE!!! Or as many as i like. Hehe.:')
(A'N gets a chill.)
(Aonzia 'i dont believe author-sama would say something like that. I mean he knows how i feel. I told him plenty so why... How could he not know? Its really impossible.' Stares at the author as his word reverbrate an echo in my mind again. 'Dead space....' Looks around. 'There is all of that around in mass.. We're pratically in it... In the void technically. Wait...' Thinks heavily about my last words as it hit me. 'Stupid klutz' face palm. But quickly recovers. 'I have no time to dawdle i have to fix this!' "Author-sama!!!!" He looks at me wide eyed. 'Maybe he thought i would take longer to find the message rooted deep within his words? Silly author-sama im no fool' i began my chant for our togetherness!! 'I will finally be one with my fate!')
(A'N shes red from head to toe one moment then shes resolved the next. It happens a few times before she grins an silently starts a chant. I quickly recognize it as one of the high level binding spells i created which only i gave to Gods and demon lords most meaning anyone SSS or higher. I face palm as i think minutely about what i was thinking creating a character like this. Looking up at my dear goddess i quickly decide on a peaceful way to settle this. Seeing she almost done with the chant i finish my inner monologue rather quickly an focus on the object at hand. I sigh and for show decide to do a [chantless spell] to make her sleep. I wave at her and she turns from resolved to drowsy. And from that to asleep. I dont know what this klutz of a goddess has running through her mind some times and adding skill to it only make it worse. I had wondered why she shielded those people when shes usually not much on consideration. Not to mention for outsiders. Those not of her temple. So the the reason she protected them is a mystery to me. I would say she loves kids but shes killed them in cold blood before. She was once eating on her alter in secret using [silence] and a few other skill so as not to be found but some mortals came along an knocked the also invisible food to the ground when the assumed to be father was brushing away the dust where he briefly commented it felt like he moved several plates at once. After that he picked up his wife a n carefully placed her on the alter and said a silent prayer 'my wife is nothing like you and is most definitely trash! No. Actually dirt in comparison. So i hope with this birth you descend upon this planet an possess my child. I promise us both a 'sweet happily ever after' later. I will wait as long as i can but no promises once you reach 10! Please please please please please! descend!!!!' By this point our goddess had food falling from her mouth. Her mouth agap. Then the wife made clear she can no longer endure. 'Agghhhhh!!!! Kynth hurry the fuck up or else me an my baby will fuckin' bitch slap you!' Kynth then growled low and muttered low curses while he rolled his sleeves an began to quickly conceive the baby on the alter. Which wouldnt have happend if the priest an everyone werent away at war with the mc. He would have been drafted as an SS but some were permitted to stay as to defend from the city from ambush attacks. Bandits at the time were capapble of taking down entire cities and some say this very empire may be next on their hit list. Those left to defend the temple had swiftly been takin care of by this SS class an a few underhanded methods since they were no push over. 'MMN!!! Guh!! Do i need to repeat myself! Hurry the fuck up!! Kynth, 'slightly' annoyed decided to do a few things that made it a bit more painful then it would've been. All this in front of the goddess who had long stopped eating looking like she didnt know whether to laugh or cry and i who was just watching didnt either. (Hey i just give the initial program and let the NPC develop on their own from there! This isnt me!) Once the baby was out kynth's entire aura changed. He immediately knocked his wife off the alter whose body responded immediately. Her S class body slightly imbedded to the temple walls. He carefully an precisely place the baby in the middle of the alter not after raising it high an lowering it a few times seemingly practiced. 'This all caused me to wonder about the mental state of my NPC's and if i left them to their own devices to long' he then bellowed loudly holding this babies waist. With a lowered head he shouts "AONZIA PLEAZEEEEEES!!!" Eyes wide, both me an aonzia eyebrows twitching like crazy. 'Crazy npc' i looked at aonzia only to see her bloodthirst rising off the charts. The way she 'peacefully resolved' the situation by mutilating their bodies an constantly castrating the mans body and then toyed with the babies body after never left my mind I also decided to never piss off aonzia. Those who seen the aftermath swiftly killed them selves leaving heroes to clean up the mess.' I sigh remembering something i supposedly locked in the in the back of my mind. after our mc lost some of his mind she would have him go on missions to kill kids to entire families. Sometimes in a most cruel fashion. Well not exactly. Hes to powerful to be forced into something by even a goddess. So knowing the desires of any man she 'convinced' him to kill them. I Sigh... I sometimes wonder if i gave him to much power? Leaving my thought i glance at the crazy goddess. Seeing her slumber i sigh heavily enough to make everything under me sink. I collect the sleeping Aonzia and the mc then stare into the new planet at which we arrived some time ago.. After looking into my arms at the 2 sound sleepers i contemplate weather to throw them or not an just barely decide against it. Looking back at the new world and its invitation, a promise of activity and adventure my sigh is even greater than the last. I lay my eyes on the planet once again. A wry smile. Suddenly my presence is warped by the void and I vanish on the spot reappearing in the world below leaving only a distorted after image.)
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