M: oh and, how did your date go?

We were talking about us, why does he need to ask me about my date?

y/n: it was good

M: is that it? just good?

y/n: jeez boy, what do you want lmao

M: okay forget that, tell me this

M: I'm planning to come to (your country) around the time BTS has their concert, for some work

Okay shit, what, is he gonna ask me to meet him? Why am I sweating?

M: would you meet me?

SKSKSKSKSSKSSKKS, shit

y/n: depends on how much I hate myself that day

M: oh god, why? I'm sorry

y/n: why are you apologizing?

M: idk, I felt like I should

y/n: cute

CUTE???!!!!

M: but seriously y/n, why did you say that? also, I know im cute, I have loads of aeygo

M: type that*, whatever

y/n: OH IDK, maybe because I don't know your name, or who you are. You could be a serial killer, a catfish.. so yeah, if I hate myself that day and I have a death wish, I'll surely meet up but that's kinda unlikely because I would be having BTS fever so no death wish

Ugh, y/n, always so extra...

M: that actually does make sense..

M: okay, noted

YOU'RE STILL NOT GONNA TELL ME YOUR NAME??!!

y/n: yeah..

y/n: anyway, wyd?

M: Kinda free today, so I was planning to watch a movie

y/n: which movie?

M: wait, Im not sure about the name

M: a friend literally scolded me about it

M: he went "HOW TF HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED IT????!!!! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS WATCHED IT!!!"

y/n: lmao, tell him you're unique

M: yes okay, found it

M: it's a movie called 365 days

y/n: seriously?

y/n: HOW TF HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED IT????!!!! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS WATCHED IT!!!

um, I'm unique?

y/n: shut up

y/n: even though the movie makes no sense, everyone has watched it

M: makes no sense? I kinda expected it from the person who recommended me this

M: what is it about?

y/n: sex, and only amazing sex

y/n: there's no story

M: whoa, okay, my interest is piqued

y/n: boys........

y/n: but seriously, it's fifty shades without a story

y/n: it's basically porn

y/n: with amazingly hot actors

y/n: doesn't matter if you're straight or gay, you're gonna be horny for both of them

M: so are you asking me to watch it? I'm confused.

y/n: wait, lemme break it down for you

y/n: a very hot mafia dude kidnaps a very hot chick because he used to see her in his dreams... like HELLO? WHAT THE FUCK? SHE HAS A LIFE.. EVEN IF IT'S SHITTY AND HER BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON HER *cries in relatable shit* BUT STILLLLL

y/n: he says she has one year to fall in love with him...what bullshit

y/n: the sexual tension is apparent.. like OBVIOUSLY HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HOT YOU ARE???

M: you're scaring me.. you feel very strongly about this, dont you?

y/n: shut up and let me continue

M: grr, fiesty, I like it

y/n: did you just growl at me?

y/n: is the movie already affecting you?

M: no, you are

WHAT THE FUCK BITCH.. WHY IS IT SUDDENLY SO HOT??!!

M: I haven't even started the movie yet

y/n: okay, grr back at you

y/n: ANYWAY, and when they finally have sex, it's like, THEY CANT STOP FUCKING..HEY STOB IT

y/n: AND WHO EVEN HAS THAT AMOUNT OF STAMINA??? LIKE HELLO? ARE YOU HULK??

M: I have great stamina

I-

y/n: CAN YOU STOP WITH YOUR COMMENTARY???!!!

y/n: also, uh huh?😏👀

y/n: I'm not getting carried away, lemme continue

WHAT'S WITH THE SMIRK Y/N????

M: LMAOOOO

M: but you're seriously telling me everything about the movie, do I need to watch it?

y/n: yes you do, you need to watch it because it's stupid and senseless

y/n: and if you're asking me to stop telling you, that aint happening

y/n: AND WHO EVEN FALLS IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE THE SEX IS BOMB???

y/n: WHERE'S THE CHEMISTRY???!!! IS SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY EVERYTHING??!!!!

y/n: and those two are surely VERY SEXUALLY COMPATIBLE.

y/n: ANYWAY, that chick has some serious Stockholm syndrome

y/n: GET YOURSELF CHECKED LAURA

y/n: she gets pregnant and decides she's in love with the dude who kidnapped her and kept her hostage and now she wants to marry him

y/n: BUT PLOT TWIST AT THE END

y/n: she's in the car which enters a tunnel and probably blows up...............

y/n: while watching the movie, I was horny, by the time it ended, I was horny AND depressed.

y/n: AND THE FACT THAT IT'S BASED ON A NOVEL??!!!

M: wait, you said, it 'probably' blows up?

y/n: yeah, there's gonna be a part 2

y/n: she gets kidnapped, yet again... she'll probably fall in love with her new kidnapper

y/n: thank you for coming to my ted talk

M: wow, I have so many things to say about this beautiful text spam, but I'm not sure where to start

y/n: we have all the time in the world, watch the movie and then you might be able to understand what im trying to say

because even I dont understand me sometimes

M: I'm sure I can understand you y/n

M: but I'll be back in 2 hours

M: miss me

Yeah I will...

y/n: you're a drama queen

M: yeah but you love it dont you?

y/n: YEAH YEAH SEE YOU IN 2 HOURS

y/n: miss me

y/n: no wait, dont miss me, watch the movie and try not to think of me

WOW Y/N, smooth af.. what am I even trying to do?

M: yeah? and what if I do?

y/n: HAJIMA

if you do, then HAJIMA

y/n: lmao, bye

M: 😂see you soon

Nothing about that conversation makes sense...

After that weird, senseless conversation, you realized you had about 50 texts from Maia and Eric asking you about that voice message.

y/n: IM SORRY I FORGOT TO REPLY

Eric: BITCH, YOU WERE ONLINE

Maia: you yeeted out of the convo, seriously, WE DEMAND AN EXPLANATION

y/n: yeah I was busy

y/n: anyway, that was the Korean dude's voice

This confession led to another string of 50 messages asking you for an explanation, despite the texts, they ended up calling you.

You explained the entire situation to them just the way M had, they were convinced you were talking to Park Jimin.

"Yeah right, Jimin would text me and listen to me rant about 365 days for 15 minutes straight" you scoffed.

"Yeah a girl can dream" Maia said.

"YOU DID WHAT?" Eric seemed shocked.

"Nevermind that, it was embarrassing" you sighed.

"I don't get you at times" Maia said.

"I know, I'm unique" you said, and smiled to yourself.

"But wait, we didn't even talk about your date, how did it go?" Eric asked.

"It was nice" you said.

"Is that it? Just nice?" Maia asked.

Seriously, why is everyone saying the same thing..

"It was sweet, he had put in A LOT OF EFFORTS" you said, "but I - I really dont feel anything towards him and I feel like I'm leading him on and I can't do it anymore" you blurted out.

"I thought you liked him" Maia said.

"No I dont, he is the literal embodiment of perfection, but I dont, I cant " you said.

"If only he was gay.." Eric said, "but how're you gonna tell him that?"

"I dont know, be direct?" you said, "he deserves it"

"Yeah you're right, be straight with him" Maia said.

"Guys, I need to go, dad's calling me" Eric said.

"Yeah I'm going too, I'm exhausted" you said.

"BUBYEEEE" Maia said and you cut the call.

*ping*

Diego: I had a great time today❤️

Red heart Diego? Seriously? I dont have the energy to deal with this right now..