"Are you kids planning to wake up today?" you heard your mom's voice, "It's 11:45am"

You squinted to see your mom hovering over all three of you.

"Uh- hey mom" you said, "good morning to you too"

"Hello Mrs. L/n" Eric said, rubbing his temples.

"Goodmorning Mrs. L/n" Maia greeted your mom, clenching her hair.

"I can see you're pretty hungover, even if you didn't look like raccoons, it would've been made obvious by the mess you've created" your mom said.

"What time is it?" you asked Eric.

"11:47am" he responded.

"Oh shit, shit shit, I have to meet Diego at 1" you said.

"Y/n, as much as I like the fact that you're finally going out with a boy I chose for you-" your mom started but you interrupted her.

"Mom, you literally like every guy walking down the street for me, the only thing left is you handing out my number to them" you said.

"Yeah, whatever, what I'm saying is" she continued, "no one is leaving my terrace till the time this mess has been cleared" she pointed all around you.

"First of all, it's not a date-" you started saying but then you looked at the litter all around you, "hold up, when the fu-" then you looked at your mom, "oops, I mean, when the heck did we drink beer? I don't even remember bringing it"

"Oh my daughter, everyone, I present to you, my lovely daughter. She is clearly so hungover in front of me, but she is very careful not to say cuss words when I'm around" your mom slow clapped, "how amazing, be super drunk but dont abuse, everyone should take notes"

"Have I ever told you how badly I want you to adopt me?" Eric asked your mom, "I wish I could roast y/n like that"

"Mrs. L/n, please keep me with you" Maia begged.

"And have two other people pestering me about how they wish to drown in Namjoon's dimples and how they wish to be a fly or a mosquito so that they could enter BTS' house? No, I think I'll pass" your mom said while laughing.

"For the millionth time mother, OUCH" you said.

"I'm kidding, in fact, I'm sending over adoption papers to your parents, I'd love to discuss BTS with you, maybe.. but I'd honestly love to have you here" she patted Maia's and Eric's heads.

"But on a serious note, clean this place" she said.

"WAIT" you shouted, "WHERE IS MY PHONE?" you were frantically checking your pockets, "YOU" you pointed accusingly at Eric, "YOU THREW MY PHONE AWAY LAST NIGHT"

"Ah yes yes, wait" Eric said and went towards the back, "Here, see, it didn't even break"

Even though it seemed intact, it was out of battery.. so you asked your mom to put it on charge while the three of you cleaned the terrace.

After clearing the place you rushed downstairs to quickly take a shower and in 20 minutes you were ready. You had put on a tshirt with a cartoon Yoongi and paired it with denim shorts.

Cute.

Thankfully your phone was charged by the time you had to leave, there were still 5 minutes to 1pm so you decided to check if you had missed anything while you were passed out.. also to remember why your phone was dead in the first place.

Oh god, that's a lot of videos. Oh that's right, we were recording ourselves singing Korean songs. Oh fuck Eric said he was gonna send it to Diego..

SHIT.

NO.

THIS.

CANNOT.

BE.

HAPPENING.

OH HELL NO.

NOT.

NO.

When you saw that your potential 3am buddy had already seen the video but not responded to it, you just wanted to find the nearest window and jump out of it..

He must be so creeped out...

What have I done...

y/n: I can explain...

You hit send and the bell rang..

Of course, Diego..

"Hey, you look great" he gave you a side hug and smiled.

"Thanks, you too" you had forgotten all this 'dating' business, which seemed acceptable considering you had been with only one guy for over five years and with no one for the past one year or so.

"Let's go then m'lady" he gave you his hand.

"Stop being so dramatic" you laughed, "yeah okay lets' go"

The efforts Diego had put into this did nothing but mess with your head.

The place he had selected was a beautiful park, with lots of trees and flowers.

He had even prepared a very cute picnic basket, he had brought badminton with him, he had also gotten UNO for both of you to play.

Can you not?

Considering that Maia could have a crush on this dude, you couldn't help but feel guilty about this entire situation.

"You wanna play badminton first?" he asked.

"Anything you want" you said.

"Hey come on, I asked you out, so we're gonna listen to you" he smiled at you.

Okay so this IS a date...jeez dude stop being so nice and perfect..

"Cool then, let's play badminton" you smiled back at him.

After playing badminton for about half an hour, you decided you needed to use to loo, so you excused yourself.

"I'll be back in a sec" you said and headed towards the washrooms.

On the way, your phone pinged.

M: Oh my God y/n, this is the most precious thing ever!!! I cannot express how blessed I feel looking at this.. and your voice.. mmmm (A/N: see what I did there? lmao, sorry, I love Halsey) I am in love with your voice. You look so cute!!But why are you so wasted? And Promise is my favorite Jimin song. I hope you didn't get hurt when you tripped on your shoelace.. Gahhh, idk why you sent this to me, I'm guessing it's another accidental text but once again, im so glad it happened, just like im glad I accidentally texted you the first time we spoke..

M: you see, I wrote all that, but I forgot to hit send.. I swear!! I promise, I wasn't ignoring you, and you don't need to explain anything.. im so happy I received that, made my day so much better

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK??? WHY ARE YOU SO SWEET YOU ASSHOLE, CAN GUYS STOP BEING NICE TO ME!? IM NOT A NICE PERSON!! I SEND WEIRD DRUNK VIDEOS OF MYSELF TO PEOPLE.. OKAY I DIDNT SEND IT BUT WHY DID I EVER MAKE IT??!!!???! AND WHY IS HE GLAD HE STARTED SPEAKING TO ME?? BUTTERFLIES STOB IT!!

You were suddenly feeling so warm and so loved that as much as you wanted to fly to Korea and punch this person you also wanted to hug whoever this was.

y/n: made your day better because you laughed your ass off?

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