As soon as you woke up you played the stupid, meaningless conversation you had with M and smiled to yourself;

Who even is this person? And why do I keep answering everything he asks so honestly? What the fuck is wrong with me?

Then you realized you hadn't answered the question because of which this entire 'stupid, meaningless conversation' took place.. had he never texted you, you wouldn't have 'accidentally' told him about you Jimin the cannibal dream..

So you decided to reply to that text wherein he asked you your first bias;

Taehyung was my first bias ever.. he got me into the fandom if I'm being honest.

After ten minutes or so something told you that you should elaborate on this little piece of information so you decided to spam him with more texts...

y/n: but he remained my bias for like one full day..

y/n: that's it

y/n: all because of Jimin..that man has been wrecking my life since 1995.. and I wasn't even born then...

y/n: it's not like Taehyung stopped being my bias, but he shared the spot with Jimin.. both soulmates ruining my life together..

y/n: then there came a time, a month into the fandom, when I couldn't see anyone beyond Park Jimin.. he was literally everything.. my ultimate bias..and V became my bias wrecker..

y/n: then came Namjoon

y/n: followed by Yoongi

y/n: then Hoseok

y/n: Jin

y/n: and lastly Jungkook

y/n: and now, I have given all 7 of them the power to destroy me....

y/n: god, I'm dramatic..

y/n: but now that I think back on it, Jimin remained my sole bias for the longest timw

y/n: time*

y/n: well, he deserves to.. have you seen Park Jimin.. a fucking angel, ethereal beauty.. there's no one like him.. and there could never be...

y/n: ugh bye, you made me miss Jimin now..

y/n: I will watch soft Stan Jimin edits and videos now

y/n: okay bye

You thought you should delete these texts, what would he even do with this useless information? He's gonna wake up to such an idiotic spam.. but then, NOTHING ABOUT BTS IS IDIOTIC. So you decided to let it be and went about your day..

Maia was supposed to come in the evening for a typical girls sleepover, since the day had already started late, you planned to get some work done before she came because after that, you were gonna give all your time to your girl.

But then around 4:30pm, you fell asleep, again..

God, it's so difficult to work at times..wait, it's difficult to work at all times..

Fast forward to 6pm, you woke up when the bell rang.. you went outside to see your mom meeting Maia;

"Hi darling" your mom hugged Maia, "it's been so long since you came for a nightstay"

"Haha, yes Mrs. L/n, y/n doesn't call me anymore" she said.

"You know I still live in this house right?" you said.

"Oh you're up" your mom said, "how much sleep do you need? Are you a sloth?"

Oh to be insulted by your own mother, what a thrill...

"Yes, I need food and sleep 24x7" you said, "oh and mom-"

"Yeah I know" she said, "you both will stay in your room, I am not supposed to disturb you at all, neither will Mia, you will probably spend the entire time watching movies or crying over BTS and how you'll never get a boy like them, the latter seems more likely"

"Ah Mrs. L/n, it feels like you're hitting me" Maia said, "my hearteu is shattered into pieces" she clenched her heart.

"Hahah, aw my dear Maia" your mom laughed, "y/n has hoarded snacks in her room, if you need anything else, just let me know.. also, there are all the different types of ice-creams in the refrigerator, after seeing the list of movies y/n is planning to watch, I have a feeling you'll need ice cream.. and there are plenty of tissue boxes, I think both go you would end up crying"

"I love you Mrs. L/n" Maia said, "adopt me please?"

"You know you get Mia too? If my mom adopts you?" you said.

"Oh I love Mia, she's thee sweetest child" she said and you made a gagging gesture.

You spent the entire evening watching some weird rom coms you had never watched before, you were eating anything and everything that came your way, be it pizza, or ice-cream or chips.. your entire room was a mess...

"I'm gonna go to the washroom real quick" you told Maia who was watching cute Taehyung videos on youtube.

But once you went inside your phone screen lighted up with a notification;

*BTS: surprise live- I know you missed me ARMY*

You opened your phone to see who went live and without doing any business you rushed out of the washroom;

"OPEN VLIVE RIGHT NOW, TAEHYUNG IS FUCKING LIVE"

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HOW ARE YOU GUYS?

I really want V to go live now..