Tell me something completely random

He finally replied, after 10 minutes..

um good morning to you too?

PLEASE

I am so confused..

I NEED A DISTRACTION

WHY???

THAT FUCKING DESTROYS THE PURPOSE OF A DISTRACTION!!

YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE

lol sorry for the caps

ummmmm

welllll

????

I should text someone else

no wait

do you want my nudes?

y/n: I need to sleep after this....

well, is that a yes or a no?

y/n: NO

well, that's sad.. you're missing out on a real MEAL here..

SHUT UP AND SAY SOME RANDOM SHIT.. GO

M: uhhhhh ,I'm pooping

dude..

😂😂

yeah okay that passes as random

jeez, I was about to have a fucking anxiety attack..

your turn now

for what?

some random shit.. go

we are not having a contest..

yes we are.. go now

: come on y/n, be a sport

uhhhh...

lemme think

yeah okay..

so I was reading a Namjoon fanfic

a Namjoon what?

fanfiction

am I supposed to know what that is?

uh, yeah? how can you not know what it is?

I don't, so tell me

yeah well, I do need a distraction so here we go

fanfictions are fan made scenarios/stories about their fandoms.. in this case people make stories about the members of bts...just any scenario.. for example, a member falling in love with you.. or you married to someone.. you being best friends.. sometimes sexual stuff.. and all that shit

idk why people make this stuff.. it hurts to imagine myself in such situations..

but

HAHAHAHAH

wow, I did NOT know all that..

well, now you do

go on, what about that fan fiction?

yeah so Namjoon ends up texting a wrong number and falls in love with the main character..

like, excuse me? what the fuck? this doesn't happen..

Joonie is literally the smartest.. he'd block a fucking wrong number.. he has a 'sexy brain' and and IQ of 148.. so he knows he should block a wrong number..

: but I still love reading these because they're fun..

dont judge me

oh no, who am I to judge?

so you're saying, besides Namjoon, others are dumb? and you expect only Namjoon to block the number because he's smart?

eek, no.. I meant, this stuff doesn't happen.. if it ever did, they should block the contact.. they dont even know the person wtf lmao

: but that's not what I had to tell you

in this fanfic, the main character is an ARMY.. and her bias is Namjoon.. coincidence? what the fuck is that? this is destiny

: anyway.. Namjoon sends her a voice note saying "good night" and this dumb bitch DOESNT RECOGNIZE HIS FUCKING VOICE!!!????!!!*&^%$#$%

WHAT THE FUCK??? if you're in love with them, isn't their voice also one of the things you're in love with???? like hello.. I'd recognize those voices in my sleep...

calm down y/n, jeez

goddddd, this is hilarious

I dont even know how to respond to any of this..

you'd recognize the voices in your sleep though?

haha you dont have to

you bet your ass I will

oh my ass is too sweet for that.. but dont worry, I have it insured..

you won the "tell me something random" contest

I have a habit of winning everything.. might even win your ass..

I take that as a challenge.. let's go for a round 2.. but I'm gonna brush my teeth first

come fast.. or I'll sleep

I am speed.. okay brb