okay so I'm back..

: FINALLY, I was about to sleep

no you weren't, don't lie to me, you were waiting for me😏

*starts singing jimin's lie* CAUGHT IN A LIEEEEEJDJSNCJFKD

lmao, do you always talk like this?

only when I'm not talking LIKE them.. *I like your sexy brain*

you haven't seen my brain..

I don't need to see it, I already know it😏

I'm sorry, please ignore me.. I'm high early in the morning...

you are?

high on LIFE, and assignments.. shit my life sucks.. why tf am I so cheerful?

y/n, you're reminding me of a teacher I used to have.. she used to ask these weird questions and go on talking without giving us the chance to speak 😂

yep, so I'm annoying? FINE

I never said THAT.. she was annoying, you're.. well.. umm..

bitch, I'm waiting

fun, you're fun

it took you 10 seconds to come up with a 3 letter basic word, I'm sure your teacher must be proud..

also, I know I'm fun, nobody goes on talking to a random wrong number if it's not *fun* .. I could be catfishing you, I could be a murderer with 10 bodies in my basement, I could be a gangster.. who knows

10? Is that it? I've got like 27..

: I-👀

I'm just being honest.

lol, nice meme

oh I totally trust you.. someone who won't even tell me his name? Yes sir.. you are a serial killer for sure

good that you're far though.. I mean, sure I may not be in love with my life.. but I don't wanna die just yet.. I NEED TO SEE BTS LIVE IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING EYES ONCE BEFORE I DIE

you've got like pretty low expectations from your life y/n..

(why does he keep using my name constantly.. it's kinda sexy..umm... can he stop though? I don't even know him, fuck)

LOW EXPECTATIONS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO EVER SEE THEM LIVE.. FUCK THAT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO EVEN GET A FUCKING REPLY ON WEVERSE OR FOR THEM TO FUCKING NOTICE MY COMMENT ON THEIR LIVE .. BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING KNOW KOREAN.. IM TRYING BUT I SUCK AT IT..

I'm sorry for that outburst, but, I'm shouting.. yes

I know it's not funny and I shouldn't be laughing but that's exactly what I'm doing. That's a lot of fucking..

dick..

You have memes too..

jeez, you're pretty straightforward..

I-👀

I DID NOT MEAN THAT

oh right, that's for Mr. Sneezing guy, right?

wait, who?

ah him

yeah

I mean, no

no nothing

HAHAHAHA😏

fuck you

too bad I'm so far away..

ufhshrieidif HEY STOB IT

lololol, okay, now, the reason we were having this conversation..

oh right, the questions. Lemme scroll up

ABOUT MY FUCKING COLLARBONE.. wait, just a sec

AGAIN? I WILL SLEEP NOW Y/N

oh shut it, you're looking forward to my answers.. you said it yourself..

: no I didn't.

deleting the message won't help..

wait now

pffftttt, alright

now that's like a good boy

😏 I know