"you want me to wipe that drool?"

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You had to push your jaw back into position because it JUST WONT BUDGE..

"well, I won't mind" you said.. not sure where that confidence is coming from..

The Greek God laughed, " I'm Diego, you must be y/n?"

"am I that famous?"

"I'm kinda new here, but I won't be surprised if you are.. I met your mom though" he said with the brightest smile you had ever seen.. it was blinding..honestly

"do I need to cut my ears off and zone out for the remaining part? because I don't think I'm prepared to hear what's next.." you said, dreading what he'll say next..and keeping your hands on your ears.

"hahah, why would you say that? she's so sweet.. she sent one of her specialties over, to welcome us to the neighborhood.. it was delicious" he said, still smiling.

"oh is it over? I'm not really listening to you"

"and she told me that we have the same college" he said

"oh that's cool, that's it right?"

"yep"

"thank god" you removed your hands from your ears

"oh and, she told me that her daughter is lovely and single and that she'll make a great match with me" he finished.. looking smug and pleased with himself.. wearing a gorgeous smirk..

"YOU TRICKED ME" you shouted, Your mom asked you if everything was okay from downstairs..

"yes mom, it's just Thorium troubling me.."

*Thorium is the name of your cat.. you're just too obsessed with both chemistry and Thor*

"Thorium? as in the element? there's someone called Thorium in your house?" Diego asked, genuinely confused..

"yeah well, it's my cat.. and don't you change the topic mister.. it's because of people like you I'm knee deep into trust issues" you said

He laughed, " okay, I'm sorry about that.. it was a delight to hear you're single.. especially after seeing you"

You tried to hide your cheeks and then tried to change the topic, "wear some clothes or you'll catch a cold"

"I thought you liked the view" he said, pointing to himself from head to toe..

"of course I like the view, but if you do catch a cold, I won't be able to see the view more often" you said, smirking.

"ah, smooth" he said, with an appreciative smile

"since 2000" you said, looking proud

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"HA! told you.. go back in now, we can talk later.." you said

"hope to see you again y/n.. tell me your username at least?"

"y/n_the_snack" you said

"not arguing there.. I'll just add you" he said

"cool then, I'll have work to do tonight.. I'm gonna stalk the hell out of your account" you said

"I think you'll enjoy yourself" he said

"why? am I going to see more of shirtless Diego?" you asked, with a pout

oh baby, just give me a shout for that.. I'll give you a show from here" he said smirking again

"I'm no one's baby.. also, that sounds like a plan..do wear some clothes now" you said

he gave you this look:

"no one's baby, noted" he said "I think I might've actually caught a cold now"

"goodbye Diego" you waved at him and shut your window

"goodbye y/n..baby" you heard him say..

and you showed him your middle finger and he just laughed and shut his window too..

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