《Alexa Demie Oneshots》Get You
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Earth 8
Alexa's View
There's a video of 2 minute video of Y/n saying a bunch slurs that got uploaded to her social media accounts. Y/n never said any of those things but people won't believe her. I almost didn't either.
The person looks exactly like her, sounds exactly like her, and the video was taken from our couch. Y/n is still trying to figure out how the video was made.
"I just want to say thank you." Y/n says.
"For what?" I ask.
"For sticking with me through all of this." Y/n says.
Through drought and famine, natural disasters
My baby has been around for me
"Of course. Through thick and thin like our vows." I say.
Kingdoms have fallen, angels be callin'
None of that could ever make me leave
Y/n nods and smiles.
Every time I look into your eyes, I see it
You're all I need
I hold my arms around and she hugs me.
Every time I get a bit inside, I feel it
"I love you." I say.
Ooh, who would've thought I'd get you?
"I love you too." Y/n says.
Ooh, who would've thought I'd get you?
Time Skip
"Fuck you guys." Tommy says.
"What?" Y/n asks.
"I didn't get any sleep, thanks to you." Tommy says.
And when we're making love, uh
Your cries, they can be heard from far and wide
"You could stop being cheap and get your own place." Y/n says.
"Remember when it was just us?" Y/n asks looking at me.
It's only the two of us
"Remember when you were quiet and I was able to get some sleep?" Tommy asks.
"Shit, at least I have a woman." Y/n says putting her arm around me.
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Everything I need between those thighs
"And she is all I need." Y/n says looking at me.
Every time I look into your eyes, I see it
You're all I need
"What the fuck do you see in her?" Tommy asks.
Ooh, who would've thought I'd get you?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, babe
"She's lucky I'm blind." I say.
Ooh, who would've thought I'd get you?
Tommy laughs and I smile.
"Okay, pack your shit." Y/n says.
"If I find out how that video was made, you have to let me stay permanently." Tommy says.
"Deal. You got a week." Y/n says shaking Tommy hand.
Time Skip
"Hey, are you busy?" Y/n asks coming into the room.
"No." I say.
"Do you wanna get lunch or something?" Y/n asks.
"What's going on?" I ask.
"Nothing. I just want to spend some time with my wife. Show my gratitude." Y/n says.
And I'll take some time
Just to be thankful
"I want to die knowing I lived my life to the fullest and made memories with my family." Y/n says.
That I had days full of you, you
Before it winds down into
The memories, it's all just memories
"I fucking love you, I love being around you." Y/n says.
Now
(If you've got someone you like)
Don't you love when I come around
"I've never felt this way about anyone." She says.
(Feel something that's right Somebody just tell somebody)
"Like you'll give me confidence and tell me what the fuck I'm doing wrong." She says.
Build you up then I take you down
(If you've got someone you like)
"I love you." I say hugging her.
Don't you love when I come around
"I love you too." She says.
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(Feel something that's right Somebody just tell somebody)
Build you up then I take—
"I have the answer!" Tommy says barging in the room.
"Hold on, let me record this so I don't have to actually listen to you." Y/n says taking her phone out of her pocket.
I hit her and she laughs.
"Okay, go ahead." Y/n says pressing the record button on her phone.
"It's a deepfake, they used an AI that uses pictures of you to make it look like you said specific words. They used snippets of sounds you've made and put it together nearly flawlessly to make it sound like you said it." Tommy says.
"This house was on Zillow before you bought it so you can still see pictures of the rooms on there." Tommy says.
"How'd they hack my accounts though?" Y/n asks.
"Your password is literally your middle name and the day you got married." Tommy says.
"Just gonna cut that out." Y/n says ending the recording.
"We'll be figured it out." I say.
"Fuck." Y/n mumbles.
"Fine, you can stay." Y/n says.
Tommy smiles and leaves the room.
"Your name is finally cleared." I say.
"Damnit, I was enjoying—" Y/n says.
"You were enjoying being calling a racist?" I ask.
"No, I was enjoying our time spent together, this little vacation. We rarely spend time together." Y/n says.
Ooh, who would've thought I'd get you?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, babe
"Good, because I was about to say..." I say.
Ooh, who would've thought I'd get you?
Y/n laughs and I smile.
This feels like summer
"I love you." Y/n says.
Boy, you make me feel so alive
"I love you too." I say.
Just be my lover
Y/n smiles and I kiss her.
Boy, you'll lead me to paradise
🌝
💚
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