i genuinely think i am the most comfortable ive ever been

my bed is SO comfy i love it here

i literally set termites loose in your house

i hope theyre as comfy as i am rn bc holy shit

im gonna fall asleep i have to get ready for work in an hour zzzzzz

zzzzz

zzzzzzzzzz

so comfy

how are u

pandas

nick

idk what to call u anymore

very tired

come cuddle w me

BUG

im OFFERING

NO

WE ARENT EDATING

WHY NOT

🖤

BC THATS CRINGE

L ratio

get cringed L

thats not even a word

says u

what

L ratio

ok bug

u go queen

slay queen

please remove yourself from the internet

this isnt good

youve been affected

SHIT

I HAVE AN ESSAY DUE IN 3 HOURS

HAVE YOU STARTED?

NO

AND I HAVE WORK IN AN HOUR

SHIT

WHAT DO I DO

CALL OFF WORK AND WRITE THE ESSAY

AND WHAT

NOT GET PAID ???!

dont get any ideas

ugh fine

IS IT AN IMPORTANT ESSAY?

YES

VERY

LIKE

20% OF MY GRADING

CALL OFF WORK AND DO IT

IF U NEED HELP W MONEY I CAN HELP

NO

YES

DO UR ESSAY

CALL UR BOSS

OK ILL CALL OFF WORK

IF I GET FIRED ITS ON U

HOW IS THIS MY FAULT LMAO

DO U ASSIGNMENT ON TIME NEXT TIME

ok i called my boss

and she said i can have the shift off

but she sounded mad

whatever

OK WRITE UR ESSAY NOW

eh i dont want to

WHAT DO U MEAN U DONT WANT TO

ITS DUES IN 3 HOURS

OK?

ILL DO IT LATER

how have you survived this long

pure skill and overwhelming talent

i dont believe you

yeah me either

ok fine ill write the essay

whats the essay on

how interactions within society shape a persons identity

that sounds fancy

im a social studies major

its fun but so much work

at least its not science !

science can go rot in a hole

not a science girl?

does it show?

i fucking hate science

ill science ya mom

what

what