BALLS

hello birthday girl

it works everytime

all i say is balls and youre summoned

so proud of you king

whats ur address

no

stalker L

you know how i said if i die i die

i take it back

if i die i DIE

do u realise how threatening that sounds

i will not be giving my address to people on the internet

cyber safety ladies !!!

give me ur address

no

i do not wish to be doxxed ‼️

doxxing doesn't fit in w the vibe today

does doxxing ever fit the vibe

MAYBE

i was thinking about it the other day

and

maybe doxxing would be nice every once and a while

you know like

when ur in a lil risky mood and ur like what if my social security number got leaked rn

doesnt that sound so fun like

not at all

that sounds terrifying

literally anyone could show up at ur door

or identify theft???

terrifying

BUT FUN

IMAGINE ALL THE FRIENDS YOU COULD MAKE

LIKE

SOMEONE SHOWS UP

BOOM NEW FRIENDS

WHAT IF ITS LIKE A SERIAL KILLER

OK?

who are we to judge yk

A SERIAL KILLER?

I THINK ITS PRETTY FAIR PLAY TO JUDGE A SERIAL KILLER

but what if its for a good reason

in what situation would a serial killer have a good reason for their actions

uh

like

getting rid of eshays

what is an eshay

oi cuz ill roll ya dog gimme ya tns

what the fuck was that

that is australian culture

every male between the age of 11-25 is like that

sometimes u have the even younger and the older too

it's terrifying

im scared and i havent even experienced it

exactly

the downfall to society

see if serial killers started killing eshays id turn a blind eye

i think i agree with you

SEE

im always right

i have a plan

for?

giving you ur bday present

BRO i told u not to get me anything

L bozo

what if u gave clay ur address and he dropped it off so we dont accidentally meet yk

as long as u two dont secretly hang out without me

L bozo

that can work

i dont even wanna see clay he sucks

id much rather hang out w u

babygirl ;)

i take it back

you dont get a present

u suck

why dont you love u

im literally in love w u

text clay ur address

ugh fine

ello there lad

hi bug

nick told me to text u my address so u can drop off his present for me but you already know my address but u should leave the building and go on a lil drive around so nick doesn't realise we're neighbours

so true bestie

OMG WERE BESTIES

knock on the wall rn this is the seal of our love

CLAY dont ignore my knock

KNOCK BACK

PLEASE

ugh you actually suck

YAY THANK U