balls

balls

balls

balls

hello nick

hi ailee

why are you spamming me with balls

idk i thought it would get ur attention quicker

in what world would that work

this one

u answered didn't you

so

it worked ;)

i despise u

ok e-dater

what

what do

you

ok

who am i even e-dating

me

obv

ah yes

obviously

can we call

no

why noooootttt

bc i dont like u 🫶

but we are e-dating 🫶

i will throw you off a cliff 🫶

omg first date vibes 🫶

🫵😟 no bitches

you are literally my bitch

ANYWAY

can we play mc together now the we know each others names

not yet

not today anyway im busy :)

WAA

ok busy man

mr. i have places to be and things to do

exactly

im a business man what can i say

my things to do include get mad at clay for not doing any housework

dont get mad at clay he didnt do anything wrong #clayapologist

you did not just call yourself a clay apologist

yeah i did

what are you gonna do hm

#aileeapologist

YOURE YOUR OWN APOLOGIST?

im an excellent multitasker

what can i say

things to do, places to be 🫶

ah yes a business woman

this is why we're perfect for eachother

STOP

I HATE IT HERE

i will break into ur house rn

good luck finding out my address

i know it already

i doxxed u 2 months ago

you just haven't realised

thats hot

FINALLY

now we can edate in peace

STOP SAYING WERE E-DATING

BUT ITS SO FUN

LIKE

SOMEONES LIKE

what did u do today

I CAN JUST SAY BACK

edate !

AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT W ME BC THEY THINK IM SO COOL

that is a totally true and realistic scenario that would totally happen

hey nick can we meet up i need to tell u ab my edating

NO

IM NOT GONNA MAKE OUT W U

WHY NOT

you literally have no face

valid

woo u tell em bestie

YOU STOLE MY LINE.

I LITERALLY SAY THAT

im mad at u now

no credits or anything

"supporting small businesses"

smh

i will quite literally sue you

fine

i dislike you

woo u tell em bestie -bug

THANK U

that wasn't so hard now was it

im going to throw you off a cliff

all bark and no bite 🥱

please bark at me

BUG.

IM SORRY

IT SLIPPED OUT

I DIDNT MEAN TO

WHAT DO U MEAN IT SLIPPED OUT

YOU LITERALLY TYPED AND SENT IT

ITS THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS I SWEAR

im going to bed i cant deal w this

BOO BORINGGG

clay knock back

no im in bed

pls

as my bday gift from u to me

ITS UR BDAY?

it is in ab 2 minutes

does nick know about this

no LOL

he knows its in october he just doesn't know when in october

tell him

hell feel bad if he finds out he missed it

but like

i hate being like "its my bday give me attention"

unless its for a knock back

which u are still yet to do

its not ur bday yet

ok now it is

happy birthday!

here is ur knock

THANK YOU FOR THE KNOCK

now tell nick

he is huge on bdays he will be so upset if he misses it

ugh fine

🖤

hello i am no longer younger than u L

be the same age as me ratio

IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?

WHY DIDNT U TELL U I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN U SOMETHING

how LMAO u wouldnt be able to give it to me

but yes its my bday

i dont want gifts :p

BUT ITS UR BDAY

BUT I FEEL BAD

BUT STILL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I WILL SORT SOMETHING OUT SO U CAN GET A GIFT FROM ME

NICK NO

YES

NOOOO

i hate u

now hes gonna spend money on me :

he loves birthdays i was telling u this

he wants to give me a gift

meaning hes gonna ask me for my address

and hes gonna find out we're neighbours

o shit

i didnt think ab that

also ur apartment 36 right

i need to drop off my gift in the morning

NO

yes im ap 36 but NO DONT BUY ME ANYTHING

I WILL

NO

I HATE PEOPLE SPENDING MONEY ON ME

STOP IT

I WILL NOT

GOODNIGHT

GO TO SLEEP

yes sir 😟🫡

i feel so sorry for nick

WHY IM SO NICE TO HIM

I DOUBT THAT