《lover • sapnap x oc》seventeen
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ive decided
its official
i hate my job
what happened
just
in general
customers suck
and
my manager is so
and
its so boring
and
also
so its just bad
yeah
how could u tell
im just a natural born genius
wow insanely attractive and genius ur so cool
ur very sarcastic today
work put me in a bad mood
i cant even get to my apartment bc of the rain
so im literally sitting in a 24h diner rn
waiting for it to pass
i just wanna nap
its supposed to pass in an hour or so
just get something to eat while u wait
im eating chips rn
whered u get chips at a diner
i hate americas
im eating FRIES rn
wait australians call it different things?
yes
let me translate
crisps- chips
fries - chips
its just chips
theres no need to over complicate it
how do people know what ur talking ab then
context clues
ur not gonna go to a fish and chips shop and ask for chips and they think ur talking ab crisps
i mean it makes sense but it really doesnt
wait til u hear about cookies and biscuits
ur kidding
my manager just called me and asked me to come back and work a double shift bc the next person didnt show up
UR KIDDING
ur not gonna go tho right
idk
ugh
i need the money
i had to get rid of my shift the other day so
i might just go
idk
i could send u money
don't u dare
i will genuinely beat u up
how long is the shift u got called in for
5 hours
dude
just say no
i already said yes and that id get there as soon as i can
DUDE
DUDE
im just gonna go work idc
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ur gonna have to listen to me complain when i finish work though
gladly
have fun
ur funny
i know
i cant wait to get home im so tired
bed time
zzzz
how was work
cant talk
sleeping
zzzz
me too tbh
zzzzzzz
zzzzz
im gonna start looking for a new job
i hate my boss
wooo u kill it
girlboss
slay
who possessed you
the internet
that was so millennial please never say that again
IM NOT A MILLENNIAL
YOU SURE SOUND LIKE ONE
ITS GEORGE
HES SHARING HIS MILLENNIAL NESS
GEORGE IS A MILLENNIAL???
HES BRITISH AND A MILLENNIAL?????
pick a struggle
AND GAY
wow
🖤
millennial british gay man
hi bug
im not gay
ok george
we definitely believe u
nick tell her
WAIT
WAIT
FUCK
NO
UH
BUG
DONT LOOK AT THAT
fuck you george
oh my god.... nick is your real name ????
after everything weve been through and i find out your real name through GEORGE?
i cant believe this
im so disappointed.
i actually thought your name was pandas
youve just been gaslighting me this whole time?
how could you
and to think i trusted you.
to think im carrying YOUR baby.
im so sorry
i forgot
wait
ur pregnant?
dw george its a bit
i told her a few days ago
she just loves to over react
and no shes not pregnant
bold of u to tell someone who just worked for 11 hours straight that she's overreacting
i will just burst into tears
anyway george.
my name is ailee
"ailee?"
ailee?
oh my god how fast do you type
and how did you know i was gonna say that
everyone says it
and im sonic tbh
anyway
a little birdie has told me that youre a millennial.
do u have a side part
uh
yeah
WHAT.
NICK DOES TOO
nick.......
i trusted you
I DONT
ok ed sheeran
YOURE A RANGA TOO ?
whats a ranga
whats a ranga
i hate non australians
a ranga is someone w red hair
also i DONT have red hair it just looks red when the light hits it weirdly
oh honey
thats so
defensive
i simply dont believe u
fuck u george ill never live this down
dont be mean to the millennial he'll leave you a bad review on facebook
ihy bug
ailee
idk
ok im gonna go sleep now
zzzzz
good night george
goodnight pandas ily
woah
gn bug lyt
bug and sapnap say ily whenever they say bye or gn ????
like i was just in a gc w the two and bug goes "im going to sleep now goodnight george goodnight nick ily" and he just said it back??
he does even say it to us
hes full on obsessed w her
dude hes full on in love w her
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