look at steak

he misses u

HOLY SHIT STEAK WATCH OUT

THE CREEPERS GONNA BLOW UP

that creeper is terrified rn

i would be too

look at the absolute death grip steak has on him

u have a cat u should know ab them

patches is actually clays

i just live here

U LIED TO ME?

PATCHES ISNT URS?

im heartbroken

absolutely wounded

how do i live on w this information

drama queen

wow

is it bc im a woman 😟

what do u think ab taylor swift

youve asked me this before

yeah and you gave the wrong answer

i need to see if youve bettered yourself

i have

i am now the biggest swiftie ever

no one will ever be a bigger fan then me

that sounds sarcastic

thats bc it was

ur so mean

get out

never speak to me

heartbroken twice in one night

im gonna go talk to clay

clays busy

he's w his sister

ur stuck with me

damn it

how will i survive

say one more thing that upsets me and i block you

how naming the panda plushy going

I NEED TO KNOW UR NAME

slash jay

maybe half jay

ill tell u mine if u tell me urs

.......

actually

nah LOL

maybe

soon

REALLY

i wasn't gonna tell u mine anyway bc i have a super unique name and it would be so easy to find a pic of me

so u were just gonna learn my name and leave ?!??

yes

what if my name is also super unique

i doubt it

it is

its super unique

never seen before

or tell me what it is and ill judge if its unique

coming from someone with an actually unique name

ok its

wait

no

stop trying to learn my name

did u actually just almost tell me

idiot

ur so dumb

what if i actually told u rn

id kiss u

on the mouth

its nick

WHAT

WAIT I WAS KIDDING

NICK ????

DID I NOT SAY THAT AGES AGO

DUDE WTF

that was so jarring i didn't actually expect u to say it

DUDE

im so

how do u even remember that u said my name could be nick

i have a list going named

"pandas real name maybe ?"

nick is top of the list

im so smart

wow however could i live up to ur standards

that sounded sarcastic

it was

🖤

oh come on

bug.....

u suck

UNBLOCK ME

LMAO

🖤

i block u and the first thing u do is say i suck

ok nick

thats so weird to say

well u do suck sooo

i will not hesitate to block u again

WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING

my name is ailee

ailee?

like hayley but with no h

my parents were peak hippies

both their exs names started w h so they didn't like it

but they liked the name hayley

so

ailee

its cute

i like it

so now we date

question mark ?

ive been trying for three months now is this when it finally happens ?!?!?!

get away from me

ailee

ok

nick

this is so weird im gonna go tell clay

wh ???

keep talking to me

no ur mean today

ok but im nicer than clay

clays funny mean tho

ur just mean

bye nick

ill talk to u in like an hour bc i'll probably miss u soon

bye ailee

talk to u in 10 mins bc u wont last and hour

knock on the walls i have something important to tell u

o wait

ur out w ur sister arent u

yes

im almost home

i just dropped her off

oh em gee

clay and bug meetup era ?

no

i think pandas will kill me if i met u first

o im sure nick wont be too mad

he definitely will be

wait

WAIT

HOW DO U KNOW

he told me >:D

WHEN?

literally 5 minutes ago

so does that mean he knows ur name

yes >:D

u gotta give me $100 to know it tho

not giving out my personal info for free

I WAS KIDDING WTF

WHAT IS W U AND NICK AND BEING EXCESSIVELY RICH TO THE POINT U WILL PAY 100 DOLLARS TO KNOW A NAME

HOW DO U EVEN MAKE UR MOENY

jesus this is so

TELL ME

whats ur name

oh mighty one

omg howd u guess

my name is actually oh mighty one

bug

fine

its ailee

ailee ?

im not explaining the origin

get nick to explain it

too much effort

it sounds familiar

we literally live next to each other what do u expect

oh yeah true

im still surprised we haven't run into each other

that or we just haven't introduced ourselves

TRUE

im gonna go talk to pandas i miss him

🖤

u were right

i miss u

talk to me

12 minutes

took longer than i thought tbh

at the 9 minute mark i was considering filing a missing person report

oh fuck u nvm im going to sleep

goodnight love u pandas

love u too bug

gn