《lover • sapnap x oc》sixteen
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look at steak
he misses u
HOLY SHIT STEAK WATCH OUT
THE CREEPERS GONNA BLOW UP
that creeper is terrified rn
i would be too
look at the absolute death grip steak has on him
u have a cat u should know ab them
patches is actually clays
i just live here
U LIED TO ME?
PATCHES ISNT URS?
im heartbroken
absolutely wounded
how do i live on w this information
drama queen
wow
is it bc im a woman 😟
what do u think ab taylor swift
youve asked me this before
yeah and you gave the wrong answer
i need to see if youve bettered yourself
i have
i am now the biggest swiftie ever
no one will ever be a bigger fan then me
that sounds sarcastic
thats bc it was
ur so mean
get out
never speak to me
heartbroken twice in one night
im gonna go talk to clay
clays busy
he's w his sister
ur stuck with me
damn it
how will i survive
say one more thing that upsets me and i block you
how naming the panda plushy going
I NEED TO KNOW UR NAME
slash jay
maybe half jay
ill tell u mine if u tell me urs
.......
actually
nah LOL
maybe
soon
REALLY
i wasn't gonna tell u mine anyway bc i have a super unique name and it would be so easy to find a pic of me
so u were just gonna learn my name and leave ?!??
yes
what if my name is also super unique
i doubt it
it is
its super unique
never seen before
or tell me what it is and ill judge if its unique
coming from someone with an actually unique name
ok its
wait
no
stop trying to learn my name
did u actually just almost tell me
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idiot
ur so dumb
what if i actually told u rn
id kiss u
on the mouth
its nick
WHAT
WAIT I WAS KIDDING
NICK ????
DID I NOT SAY THAT AGES AGO
DUDE WTF
that was so jarring i didn't actually expect u to say it
DUDE
im so
how do u even remember that u said my name could be nick
i have a list going named
"pandas real name maybe ?"
nick is top of the list
im so smart
wow however could i live up to ur standards
that sounded sarcastic
it was
🖤
oh come on
bug.....
u suck
UNBLOCK ME
LMAO
🖤
i block u and the first thing u do is say i suck
ok nick
thats so weird to say
well u do suck sooo
i will not hesitate to block u again
WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING
my name is ailee
ailee?
like hayley but with no h
my parents were peak hippies
both their exs names started w h so they didn't like it
but they liked the name hayley
so
ailee
its cute
i like it
so now we date
question mark ?
ive been trying for three months now is this when it finally happens ?!?!?!
get away from me
ailee
ok
nick
this is so weird im gonna go tell clay
wh ???
keep talking to me
no ur mean today
ok but im nicer than clay
clays funny mean tho
ur just mean
bye nick
ill talk to u in like an hour bc i'll probably miss u soon
bye ailee
talk to u in 10 mins bc u wont last and hour
knock on the walls i have something important to tell u
o wait
ur out w ur sister arent u
yes
im almost home
i just dropped her off
oh em gee
clay and bug meetup era ?
no
i think pandas will kill me if i met u first
o im sure nick wont be too mad
he definitely will be
wait
WAIT
HOW DO U KNOW
he told me >:D
WHEN?
literally 5 minutes ago
so does that mean he knows ur name
yes >:D
u gotta give me $100 to know it tho
not giving out my personal info for free
I WAS KIDDING WTF
WHAT IS W U AND NICK AND BEING EXCESSIVELY RICH TO THE POINT U WILL PAY 100 DOLLARS TO KNOW A NAME
HOW DO U EVEN MAKE UR MOENY
jesus this is so
TELL ME
whats ur name
oh mighty one
omg howd u guess
my name is actually oh mighty one
bug
fine
its ailee
ailee ?
im not explaining the origin
get nick to explain it
too much effort
it sounds familiar
we literally live next to each other what do u expect
oh yeah true
im still surprised we haven't run into each other
that or we just haven't introduced ourselves
TRUE
im gonna go talk to pandas i miss him
🖤
u were right
i miss u
talk to me
12 minutes
took longer than i thought tbh
at the 9 minute mark i was considering filing a missing person report
oh fuck u nvm im going to sleep
goodnight love u pandas
love u too bug
gn
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