how much money would you pay me to give you my social security number

probably like

a dollar

tbh id take it

ok

I WAS KIDDING

IM NOT GONNA GIVE U MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

ur boring

send my dollar back

no L

its mine now

i will break into your house and steal everything i find

clay wouldnt be very happy about that

I FORGOT YOU GUYS LIVED TOGETHER

can i talk to him

no

never

CMON I TAKED TO GEORGE

personally i think that convo went well

so i should talk to clay next

ur never gonna talk to clay

btw when u steal everything we own can u atleast leave patches

PATCHES ?!?!

IS PATCHES A PET

patches is our cat

shes very cute

SHOW ME

NOW

RIGHT NOW

I DEMAND PICTURES OF PATCHES

patches :)

PATCHES MY BELOVED

SHES SO PRETTY ILL SOB

do u want to see my cat

YES?!?!

is that even a question

steak :)

hes a boy

STEAK AND PATCHES SHOULD DATE

im not letting my cat date a cat named steak

what was going through your head

were you like craving steak and saw that cat and were like mm yes i think im gonna name it steak bc i want steak ????

its a very cute cat but STEAK

i dont like steak LOL

i tried it once when i was a kid and hated it and havent had it since

YOU NAMED YOUR CAT AFTER A FOOD YOU HATE?

DONT BE MEAN TO STEAK

IM NOT BEING MEAN TO STEAK IM BEING MEAN TO YOU

YOURE MEAN IN GENERAL

apologise to steak for making fun of his name

im sorry steak

steak accepts your apology

FUCK OFF

i hate you

the robloxification of that cat

robloxification?

like yassification but roblox

if i let you talk to clay will you leave me alone for a bit

yes.

clay this is bug

you know the deal

no real name or other name

WHAT IS THE OTHER NAME U KEEP MENTIONING

IVE LITERALLY TOLD YOU ITS A NICKNAME THATS CLOSE TO MY ACTUAL NAME

THEN SAY NICKNAME

ITS TOO MUCH EFFORT

ITS LITERALLY LESS LETTERS

AND THERES NO SPACE

ITS LITERALLY EASIER TO SAY NICKNAME

THEN CLAY WONT KNWO WHAT IM TAKING ABOUT

HAS CLAY NEVER HEARD THE WORD NICKNAME BEFORE?

HES WHAT? 20? AND NEVER HEARD IT

im 22

my bad

HES 22 AND YOU THINK HES NEVER HEARD THE WORD NICKNAME

CLAY DONT JUST SIT THERE

HELP ME

nah this is very entertaining

somehow it is exactly how i imagined ur conversations to go

i hate you

hi clay!

hi bug!

WHY R U SO NICE TO MY FRIENDS BUT NEVER TO ME

IVE DECLARED MY LOVE FOR YOU MULTIPLE TIMES AND YOU REJECT ME EVERYTIME AND YOU STILL EXPECT ME TO STILL BE NICE TO YOU

WELL YEAH KINDA

WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE U WERE FRIENDS WITH EITHER OF THEM

SO U SHOULD LIKE ME THE MOST

YEAH BUT I DONT L

anyway nice to meet you clay!

how are you :)

im good!

i heard youre in florida?

we should meet up without panda to annoy him

oh my god youre a genius

HOLD ON

i will be the first person to meet bug

and i will take no negotiation on that

if you two meet up without me i will literally block you both

awwwe he cares about me

anyways clay how does tuesday sound

that works with me!

i hate you both

i was kidding pandas id never do that i need to meet ur ugly ass first

awwee she cares

fuck off