good morning

bugggg

hello

r u alive

i think this is the longest you ever taken to reply

buuuugggg

this is the first time youve ever texted first

not true i texted first to tell u about encanto

yeah well ren replied so that doesnt count

anyway

i took so long to answer bc i just finished work

some kid fell over in the middle of the shop and cried

it was so funny

you, an empath sensing the kid was upset

LMAO SHUT UP

that was funny

when am i not funny

literally any other time you have ever said anything

where do u work

im gonna come in and see you so i know what you look like and you dont know what i look like

i work in a shop

im not telling you which one bc of that exact scenario

but itd be funny

i will eat your children

i already have a friend who said hes going to eat every child i ever have so youll have to fight him for it

what did you even do to put yourself in that position

i knocked him into the void in minecraft

im with him

how dare you

it had to be done

did u at least apologise

no it was funny

ur evil

i cleaned my room today

congrats

im proud of u

thank u sexy

i take it back

i dislike you

u literally fell in love w me 2 hours after we met

and this is me taking back my love

you dont deserve it

L

boo

im so upset

what ever will i do

how will i live on from this

go die in a hole

did you grow up in australia

yeah i only moved here a year and a half ago

SO YOU HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT????

no LMAO

ive been told my accent sounds posh

i dont hear it but one person mentioned it and everyone else agreed

they said its a mix between british irish and scottish ?

i dont hear it

ive also never been to any of those countries and i didnt grow up around anyone from there so idk how i got the accent

you say british people dont exist but you literally have a british accent

make it make sense L

you suck

i bet you sound like a cowboy

mr texas

at least i havent been told my accent sounds like its from a completely different country

my most humbling moment was when i was asked by a customer to repeat my sentence 5 times bc they couldn't understand my accent

it was an australian

WE HAVE THE SAME ACCENT

obviously not miss british irish scottish

fuck off