You know what we've never done before?

Can you not be a horny little fuck for 2 seconds and answer my question like a normal person?

Played 20 questions

No you don't

How?

Okay game on.

Favourite colour?

Purple for you too.

Rocky.

Food?

Damn Daniel.... well yours is spaghetti....

We don't have them in Australia so you better love me for remembering, the captain crunch berry shit and frosted mini..... wheats?

Woah I swear I only mentioned them like once

Okay, enough of the pussy questions

Family members and names?

Fuck me dead.

Okay.

Your mums names Patty and your dads names Jeremy. Your step mums name is Erin and your siblings are Jaxon and Jazmyn.

Oh shit and Diane and Bruce are your grandparents.

BOOM BITCH.

Easy. Small and enclosed spaces, clowns and you're mildly afraid of elevators and sometimes cats because you had a dream that one ate u.

A cat astrophe

Oh and also, an unspoken one but you are 100% afraid of not being good enough, which is completely ridiculous because you are perfect in each and every way. To me at least.

I am aware. Now don't change the subject, answer the question and I'll decide whether or not you know me as well as you say you do.

And thank you, I try.

Oh yeah sorry sorry

Okay you win. You know me better than I know myself.

I do love you Justin