i get home and take of my shoes. walking up the stairs hurt like a b i t c h

i finally get to my bed and flop down, i turn on my T.V. and turn on this one show that caught my eye

before i knew it, it started getting darker.

i went to the kitchen and made myself some cereal because i didnt feel like cooking right now

...

"HOW DO YOU SET CEREAL ON FIRE" my mom yelled at me while i was panicking

"I DONT KNOW WHAT DO I DO-" i reply quickly

"PUT IT UNDER THE SINK DUMBASS"

"OK OK IM SORRY" i quickly put it in the sink and turn on the faucet.

"okay- its done-" i slowly say, trying to catch my breath.

"jesus christ (y/n)" mom says to me through the phone

i hear some noise outside and say a quick 'i love you' before hanging up on her

"im not becoming one of those dumb white bitches who go outside" i close all my curtains and lock all my doors

i hear my phone getting a call and i go to it.

i pick it up and answer it

"hello?"

"hello, (y/n)" an odd voice says

"can i help you?"

"can i ask, whats your favorite scary movie"

"oh dude no fucking cap, that one my little pony movie."

"what-" he seemed take back

"the HORSES turned into HUMANS they could be walking among us and we wouldn't even realize" i tell him seeing if he just doesn't want to put up with my bullshit

i walk up my stairs while talking to the strange voice

"y-your serious?"

"dead serious"

i hear him grumble and hold back a chuckle

i finally get to my room and lay down

"so are we gonna have phone sex or do you need anything else?"