《Unexpected Text Messages : Slashers x Reader》Chapter 8: Nuisance
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Ghost: I agree, quite sad
Hannibal: I suppose I would be open to trying one, if the opportunity ever presented itself
Me: currently making that my life goal
Chucky: what's up bitches
I roll my eyes, preparing for more insults.
Chucky: you know, I was told there were gonna be people in this group chat that could rival me, where are they??
Michael: nice to know you've finally realized you're weaker than all of us
Chucky: what??
Michael: you were correct none of us could rival you
Michael: because we're all above your level, it wouldn't be fair
Chucky: that's not what I meant asshloe
Me: asshole*
Hannibal: asshole*
Me: hehe we're the unstoppable mistake fixing duo
Michael: then take Chucky out, he's the biggest mistake of them all
I start wheezing, covering my mouth with my hand. Through all the laughing, I type out a response.
Me: LMAO WAIT-
Chucky: kiss my ass
Michael: ew no
Me: ew no
Hannibal: ew no
Ghost: ew no
Angry Incel: ew no
Bo: ew no
Vincent: ew no
Chucky: I was talking to micahel idots
Me: Michael*
Hannibal: idiots*
Me: lmao suck it chuck
Chucky: you absolute bitch
Me: careful now, it's dangerous to use all ur vocabulary in one sentence
Chucky: shut it
Ghost: stop being mean midget
Me: oop
Me: wait is he really a midget 👀
Hannibal: he is quite small for the average human, yes
Me: well that was a formal response
Ghost: hE iS qUiTe SmAlL fOr ThE aVeRaGe HuMaN, yEs
Hannibal: I would advise you to stop mocking me
Ghost: I wOuLd AdVisE yOu To StOp MoCkInG me
Ghost has been kicked from 'gore convention'
Me:
Me: nooooooo ghost he was so youngggg
Hannibal: he was being quite the nuisance
Phantom added Ghost to 'gore convention'
Me: there we go
Me: how you feeling ghost?
Ghost:
Me: cry about it
Hannibal: yes indeed
Hannibal: cry about it
Me: oh my gosh I'm so proud of you for using modern English Hannibal 🥹
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