《Unexpected Text Messages : Slashers x Reader》Chapter 8: Nuisance
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Ghost: I agree, quite sad
Hannibal: I suppose I would be open to trying one, if the opportunity ever presented itself
Me: currently making that my life goal
Chucky: what's up bitches
I roll my eyes, preparing for more insults.
Chucky: you know, I was told there were gonna be people in this group chat that could rival me, where are they??
Michael: nice to know you've finally realized you're weaker than all of us
Chucky: what??
Michael: you were correct none of us could rival you
Michael: because we're all above your level, it wouldn't be fair
Chucky: that's not what I meant asshloe
Me: asshole*
Hannibal: asshole*
Me: hehe we're the unstoppable mistake fixing duo
Michael: then take Chucky out, he's the biggest mistake of them all
I start wheezing, covering my mouth with my hand. Through all the laughing, I type out a response.
Me: LMAO WAIT-
Chucky: kiss my ass
Michael: ew no
Me: ew no
Hannibal: ew no
Ghost: ew no
Angry Incel: ew no
Bo: ew no
Vincent: ew no
Chucky: I was talking to micahel idots
Me: Michael*
Hannibal: idiots*
Me: lmao suck it chuck
Chucky: you absolute bitch
Me: careful now, it's dangerous to use all ur vocabulary in one sentence
Chucky: shut it
Ghost: stop being mean midget
Me: oop
Me: wait is he really a midget 👀
Hannibal: he is quite small for the average human, yes
Me: well that was a formal response
Ghost: hE iS qUiTe SmAlL fOr ThE aVeRaGe HuMaN, yEs
Hannibal: I would advise you to stop mocking me
Ghost: I wOuLd AdVisE yOu To StOp MoCkInG me
Ghost has been kicked from 'gore convention'
Me:
Me: nooooooo ghost he was so youngggg
Hannibal: he was being quite the nuisance
Phantom added Ghost to 'gore convention'
Me: there we go
Me: how you feeling ghost?
Ghost:
Me: cry about it
Hannibal: yes indeed
Hannibal: cry about it
Me: oh my gosh I'm so proud of you for using modern English Hannibal 🥹
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Its a hard life balancing all the things a successful dungeon should be doing. Will our newest addition to the dungeon race even survive let alone make it to the top where dungeons such as the megafauna roam? Or will our main character suffer in the dust till some inauspicious and ignoble death at the end of some F-rankers sword? Note this is me having some fun while I wait for new releases of dungeon stories. Feel free to comment on that basis. I will be keeping the first few chapters slow so as to give me plenty to build upon later. I have tentatively given this the gore tag for now. With that in mind "Let the games begin".
8 202What I'll Become
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8 221I Am The World
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8 193Creation - The Path of a God
The day had not been a great day for Han. After experiencing traumatic events, all in one day, Han went to a restaurant to eat. This should have been a typical event, but he discovered a new ability while eating food. He had gained the Creation ability. Follow Han, as he gains new experiences in a new environment and figures out what being a god is like. What happens if an individual gets powers that don't have limits, where he can do whatever he wants.
8.18 158442Daydream of Gods
“There is no strongest creature in this world, only stronger” In a world which can be described only as Daydream, Four Gods broke from their imprisonment after thousands of years and chose four humans to help them carry out their will. Unknown to the people, the Gods and their Saints started to roam the continent to fulfill their own wishes, ranging from simple exploration to the extermination of humanity. This is the story of their path and their freedom.
8 147Body Modifier: Energy Required
Aria ate a fish. [Energy: 2] Finished, he ate another fish. [Energy: 2] ... [Energy: 3] Without realizing it, he had finished 5 fishes. He felt a little bloat, he lay down with a full stomach, occasionally burped. Even though he didn't want to be a big lump of meatball, he still had to keep eating. At least until he found another way to accumulate energy. After all, if he didn't take advantage of his advantages, wasn't that stupid? His mind then drifted imagining which one he would use the energy for. Should he use it on his eyes, so it shot a beam of laser, like a certain bespectacled mutant? Should he use it on his bones, so it regenerated infinitely, like a certain character from an anime? Should he use it on his brain, so he became a genius, like a scientist with a bald head? Or should he use it on his vital organ, so that he became the manliest person in the world? While he was imagining things, suddenly his ears felt pinched. "Ouch!" "Didn't mom already say you can't play with fire, you brat?!" There he realized, knowing that no matter what he chose, he was still a child in front of his mother.
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