《Unexpected Text Messages : Slashers x Reader》Chapter 7: Opinion on Slushies?
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( this chapter is pure filler, I was just bored )
Y/n's POV:
Everyone took their turn introducing themselves, and I was introduced to JD, Jennifer, another Billy, Chucky, Glen, Tiffany, Lester, and Michael.
They seemed nice, but there was just something about them that made me slightly uneasy. Maybe it was the way they joked about murder, or the way they asked if I was 'one of them' but there was definitely something strange going on with them.
I decided to brush the feeling off, after all it was probably just me being paranoid about meeting so many new people at once. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, so I pulled it out and saw a text from JD.
JD: Greetings and Salutations
Me: hey 😏
JD: gross
Me: wtf how dare you >:(((
JD: anyway, what's with the whole 'phantom' alias?
Me: well, unlike you idiots, I don't go around telling strangers my name
JD: didn't your mommy ever tell you calling people names is rude?
Me: didn't your mommy ever tell you calling people gross is rude?
JD: nah she never got around to it
Me: shit sorry man
Me: didn't mean to hit a nerve, sorry
JD: nah it's fine
Me: wanna change the topic?
JD: immensely
Me: opinion on slushies?
JD: that's the stupidest question I've ever heard
Me: fine, then I'll take it to the gc
I open the gc, asking the same question.
Me: JD wouldn't answer my question
Me: so I'm asking it here
Me: opinion on slushies?
Chucky: do you really have nothing better to do than annoy us?
Me: stfu Ghost told me you're ginger, Ed Sheeran looking bitch
Chucky: I-
Chucky: you bitch
Glen: I really like slushies, cherry ones are my favourite!
Me: Glen I will buy you all the cherry slushies in the world efgeidngrf 🥺
JD: I enjoy cherry slushies as well
Me:
JD: well, yes you did
Me: well too bad because glen's getting all the cherry slushies
Hannibal: this conversation seems entirely meaningless
Hannibal: I've never had a slushie, but I still see no point fighting over flavours
Me: if we ever meet irl I'm buying you a slushie
Me: it's honestly sad that you've never had one
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