I had continued your day like normal, lounging around the house, cleaning, and overall being pretty lazy. My gaze settled back onto my phone. Ah what the hell.

Me: Heyyyyyy babe

Unknown: Oh no it's you

Me: bitch tf? ugh I bet u use reddit

Unknown: so what if I do?

Me: not the incel app oml

Me: does Billy know about ur terrible ways?

Unknown: and if he does

Me: then he must be so much worse, if he can put up with u and not go insane

Me: Oh my god wait is he an incel too????

Unknown: ur assuming he hasn't gone insane? Did you just assume his mental stability smh

Unknown: and no he's not an incel, neither am I tf?

Me: I-

Me: oml I'm texting a psychopath, how could I be so blind

Unknown: u only now realized?

Me: mom come pick me up I'm scared

Unknown: Do I look-

Me: Anywayyyy

Unknown: damn what we going so fucking fast for?

Me: Shut

Me: I need a contact name for you babes, what should it be?

Unknown: Ghost

Me: Why?

Unknown: because after this convo I'm ghosting u 😘

Me: you bitch-

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Me: jokes on u I named ur contact ghost

Ghost: why do u keep replying oml

Me: trying to get rid of me already bbg? 🥹

Ghost: you scare me greatly

Me: I get that a lot

Ghost: wow, do you have any friends at all?

Me:

Ghost: damn man, we need to get you some friends

Me: I agree