Author: Alright Kokichi, I'm bringing in everyone else now.

Kokichi: Alright... why am I scared?

Author: Trust me, you should be.

*Everyone Comes In*

Miu: HAHA, I KNEW I WAS A FAVOURITE!

Rantaro: I... am personally scared

Tenko: As long as none of them are degenerates, I'm fine

Author: Alright, quiet down. You'll just be reacting to random comments... none of which are a bit explicit.

Shuichi: That's good...

Author: Aight, these are about Kaede

Kaede: Oh...

Shuichi: Why don't they like Kaede

Author: I don't know, it's just how they are. You have some haters, they're just not on this story.

Shuichi: I see...

Author: Alrighty, next are theories

Shuichi: They solved it that fast?

Author: Yep, my readers are geniuses

Rantaro: Uh..

Author: THOSE COMMENTS FROM BEFORE DON'T COUNT! Alright, next are... not these comments... ah, we have a question.

Kaito: Why are they pissed?

Maki: I'm not sure, but it does seem to happen a lot

Kirumi: It is worrying... do you have an answer for that, Author?

Author: Okay, I really shouldn't be telling you this, but since you won't remember any of this by the time we get back to the storyline, I may as well say it. Kokichi, you know how Y/N was kidnapped?

Kokichi: Y-yes, what about it?

Author: Well... their lower legs and ankles were broken and they never healed properly. So every time they grip their podium or fall, that's why.

Shuichi: And they were still able to do everything?

Author: Yep. They're even faster than Gonta

Everyone: *silence*

Author: Just feel lucky that they weren't the murderous type. They also know karate, archery, taekwando, and knife throwing.

Maki: So that's why they were so good

Miu: So basically, they're perfect in every way shape and form.

Author: Ah, that reminds me

Himiko: What's a Mary Sue?

Author: According to Google, it's a fictional character that is too perfect it's annoying

Maki: Who the **** thought Y/N was annoying?

Kaito: Maki Roll, calm yourself

Shuichi: Kaito, you have a vein popping out of your forehead

Kiyo: Rantaro, Kokichi, as someone specialized in murder, you have the look in your eyes that I personally dislike

Author: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, NO MURDERING MY READERS! They're not saying Y/N's annoying... I think. It's just Y/N seems a bit too perfect

Kokichi: They are perfect and they just have to deal with it.

Author: I wouldn't say that... but I'm not saying anything until the future. And Maki, put the knife away. Anyways, another question.

Author: Wanna answer this one, Kiibo?

Kiibo: Sure. Yes, I can see ghosts, but barely because of my natural human nature.

Author: That's right. While the Monokumas can see a whole silhouette of a ghost, Kiibo can only see their very transparent body. It all depends on how human they are. I don't know why I made it like that, but I did.

Kaede: So when you said Y/N told you to come down, that's because you saw them?

Kiibo: Yep, they probably found my construction manual

Author: They're also the one giving you little hints and stuff. And the one who started the song in the most recent chapter.

Kirumi: Are you allowed to be saying this?

Author: Technically not, but once the fourth wall's built again, you won't remember any of this. So I'm good.

Gonta: Gonta thanks you, Author!

Author: Gonta... you are a frickin angel, do you know that? Anywho, that's all you'll be reacting to for now. The next is a Q&A, so if you have any questions, comment them!

Miu: I have a question.

Author: Yes...?

Miu: Am I actually a virgin?

Everyone else: ...

Author: Yes.