Author: Alright, next is Miu

Kokichi: MIU?!

Kokichi: Again, that's a no

Author: You look very serious, and I'm concerned

Kokichi: Why? She'd probably have a one ni-

Author: PG PG PG

Kokichi: This person again!

Author: Kokichi, calm down

Kokichi: Everyone likes Y/N, do you wanna marry everyone?

Author: Kokichi, you really need to calm down

Author: I'm pretty sure this one's for Miu

Kokichi: Again, that's a no

Author: You sound like Y/N's dad or something. Anyways, next is Tenko

Kokichi: But Mind Reader's non-binary. Does that count?

Author: As long as they're not male, Tenko's fine

Kokichi: Yeah, yeah, we got it

Kokichi: You know, you can only marry one person and that person's me

Author: What kind of yande-

Kokichi: Haha, well Mind Reader actually says that to me.

Author: Now Angie

Kokichi: Angie?! She's insane!

Author: ಠ_ಠ

Kokichi: Oh no, she better be sca-

Author: Kokichi!

Kokichi: Wait, what happened here?

Author: When Angie got scared

Kokichi: Haha, wimp

Author: Alright, Kirumi's next

Kokichi: But she's mom. Isn't that pedo?

Author: First of all, you can't just SAY that. Second, SHE'S THE SAME AGE AS EVERYONE ELSE

Kokichi: MY MOM

Author: Child, Kirumi's literally the same age as you. And she's virgin, but that's not important

Kokichi: I think I'm catching on to what it means... and I don't like it

Author: Alright, the rest really only happen once. This one's Himiko

Kokichi: Are you sure Tenko didn't make this comment?

Author: That person's a Tenko kinnie

Kokichi: Oh okay

Author: This one's Kiyo

Kokichi: B-but I'm supposed to be your favourite husband...

Author: Child- Anyways, this is Shuichi's

Kokichi: SHUMAI, COME HERE

Author: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK